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<0> get the sticky roller thing to take it off
<0> or use tape
<0> same difference
<0> dab it with a slightly wet towel, might work as well
<1> um no, u don't want wet dog hair
<2> use gum!
<3> well, the thing is, i don't have a dog
<3> heh. nissan ****s.
<3> they never let you add just one accessory to a car
<3> i wanted splash guards on the tires. so it added that.. and forced me to add a trunk mat
<1> <3> there's doghair on my coat <-- then wtf are you talkin about ?
<1> lol
<1> go to the local after market shop, and get em...
<3> i don't have a dog but there's doghair on my coat.
<3> it's just confusing to me.
<1> blah... ill bbl.



<4> cute
<4> anyone else get these `MemoConnect' and `MemoGuide' phishing PMs?
<5> nope
<4> heh
<4> [04:15] < MemoConnect> | You have a new memo from Apolonia. To retrieve it, use: /msg MemoConnect <nick> <p***word> read 1
<2> ha
<2> reminds me of this: http://www.bash.org/?244321
<3> !php cl*** doink { function __honk() { echo "lol"; } } $b = "doink"; $c = new $b;
<3> er
<3> !php cl*** doink { function __doink() { echo "lol"; } } $b = "doink"; $c = new $b;
<2> __construct
<3> !php cl*** doink { function __construct() { echo "lol"; } } $b = "doink"; $c = new $b;
<6> lol
<3> heh
<3> i'm mixing up my languages :(
<2> :P
<2> hrm, i need to fix this connection to self with my proxy
<2> it just kills the thing
<2> it's fun to see how many threads it can create connecting to itself though
<3> haha
<3> man, some of these people are seriously retarded
<7> Can anyone tell me why I'm getting the following warning at the bottom of my script output?
<7> "Warning: Unknown(): Your script possibly relies on a session side-effect which existed until PHP 4.2.3. Please be advised that the session extension does not consider global variables as a source of data, unless register_globals is enabled. You can disable this functionality and this warning by setting session.bug_compat_42 or session.bug_compat_warn to off, respectively. in Unknown on line 0"
<8> probably because of how you are using global variables?
<7> are $_SESSION variables global variables?
<7> are these statements causing it? $_SESSION['lastloggedin'] = $_POST['lastloggedin'];
<8> probably
<7> so how do I get around that?
<8> man I don't know
<8> google site:php.net $_SESSION
<7> well I'm not even sure if that's what's causing it
<8> http://us2.php.net/function.session-register
<8> there is a note about your problem
<7> ok... thanks
<8> hooray for me!
<7> :)
<7> hmm... it still doesnt really help me though
<7> I dont see what's wrong with that code
<7> even though register_globals is OFF
<9> hey im wonder if there is a way to search a txt file for keywords and then take the line with the keywords in and then display the line
<10> Etobicoke27m: are you using session_register? you shouldn't be....
<10> Sheeplover: yes
<10> Anyone ever use or have opinions on squirrelcart?
<11> Sheeplover fopen, fgets, fclose, and strpos
<9> ok thanks is there a site to help me abit further
<9> like examples and stuff
<11> php.net/manual/en
<10> google php file read examples
<9> ok ty
<10> go to php.net/fopen php.net/strpos etc
<10> all the stuff kicken said
<10> or php.net/file and php.net/foreach php.net/strpos
<9> ty
<9> because i was gonna use mysql but the site is like more of a joke
<9> so i anit bothering coding any queries
<7> groogs: Nope... I'm not using session_register at all
<7> just $_SESSION['var'] = $_POST['var'];
<11> are you using any session_* functions besides session_start() ?
<12> Hi, guys
<12> I like big butts and I cannot lie.
<2> fantastic



<9> lol
<9> ok im like confused now
<12> lol
<9> i have no idea how to search the file after using fopen
<7> kicken: nope... all I'm using is $_SESSION variables throughout
<7> and at the top of the file I have a bunch of $_SESSION['var'] = $_POST['var']; statements
<7> my main.php script, when run, does not give me the warning
<7> only my search_results.php script, which is actioned from a "Search" button on main.php
<11> Sheeplover you have to read it's contents line-by-line into a variable
<11> then you search the variable using strpos
<9> ok
<9> so i need to creat a loop
<12> Or, you could use the GET_RESULTS function
<9> create
<9> and then use strpos to get the line with the words in
<13> http://www.answers.com/topic/mit-blackjack-team
<9> yea lol
<9> i watched a documenty on it
<9> http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?729
<9> ok i got that
<9> how do i make a loop to get each line
<9> wait nvm
<14> @file!
<14> bah
<13> yea
<14> !function file
<13> just saw it on the t.v
<13> nice :)
<9> ok i got it to
<9> show all the results but how to get it on seperate lines
<2> @file!
<15> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<15> array file ( string filename [, int use_include_path [, resource context]] )
<15> Reads entire file into an array
<15> http://www.php.net/file
<9> like its laided out in the txt file
<9> ah i got it
<2> Robdgreat: did you piss off the bot?
<9> wait no
<14> I hardly talk to the bot
<16> Morning humans
<2> sure
<14> afternoon HaNtU]uU[
<9> ok right how do i get each line onto its own line
<16> how goes it dgreatone
<16> :)
<4> HALLO HaNtU]uU[u]UuuUu]]{]][}]{]{]{}[]]
<16> comcor: OMGOMGWTFBBQ HAIHAIHAIHI2US SIR!
<7> "Please be advised that the session extension does not consider global variables as a source of data"
<9> insted of in a straight string
<16> anyone messed with mediawiki? :P
<14> @nl2br!
<4> nope
<9> @nl2br!
<15> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<15> string nl2br ( string string )
<15> Inserts HTML line breaks before all newlines in a string
<15> http://www.php.net/nl2br
<4> I use MoinMoin
<7> are my $_SESSION['var'] = $_POST['var']; statements causing this warning ?
<17> does anyone know how to remember form field values if u need to refresh the page? eg a user fills out a form and selects their state, which posts back and loads the suburbs for that state... how do i remember what they filled out and keep the fields populated instead of them resetting?
<18> heh.
<18> any of you guys ever work with a domain name dispute?
<2> that's interesting it doesn't respond to you
<18> someone registered fxcm.es and are advertising on it
<9> yay ty
<2> un-irregardless: get some hired goons
<11> firefox should add a new shortcut or radio button option to choose a save location when you download a file.
<18> if you go to icann, i wonder how long it takes to resolve
<7> gumby: use $_SESSION variables
<4> kicken: you can configure firefox to prompt you before downloading
<11> comcor yea, but I don't want to choose where to save the file all the time.
<11> just about 5% of the time
<4> kicken: you are a picky user


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