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<0> aww, it didnt work in #windows.
<1> it can take a minute or two until the disconnects start happening
<1> so, does anyone have experience with proxies here?
<2> spox: what exactly?
<1> i wrote a proxy, and it works fine except for a couple sites. like slashdot gives a 503 when i use slashdot.org but if i use the IP it loads fine
<1> and go-mono.com gives me a squid error
<1> but if i connect directly, they both are okay
<1> and the proxy is set up as a transparent proxy, so nothing is being altered
<3> not all elements support overflow: auto; right?
<1> just wondering if anyone knows anything about it
<1> my searches have turned up nothing
<2> no dns issues?
<1> nope
<1> i read on some message board that slashdot tries to request for a page through the connecting proxy, but i show no connection attempts
<1> and using things like it.slashdot.org work fine
<1> it's just the slashdot.org that gives a 503



<1> and the mono sites are the only ones that i have found that give me squid errors
<1> but i am ***uming that there are more out there some where, just none that i have found
<4> <1> i wrote a proxy <-did you write it or are you using squid?
<1> no, i wrote it. it's just a simple transparent proxy
<3> if $var = ""; -> to check, do I just do if ($var == "") ?
<4> spox, was the 'startkeylogger' instantaneous?
<1> no, after about a minute disconnections started
<1> i would ***ume though people will be turning them off quickly as this runs through IRC
<0> startkeylogger
<5> spox: i dont use norton
<5> you mentioned me earlier
<4> yeah I think this is bogus
<1> yeah, i figured as much. that's why i said i was wondering if it was just fluke
<2> spox what os is the proxy?
<1> linux
<2> are youg etting service unavailable, or forbidden?
<2> might be the gateway fo ryour outoing port
<2> most outer outgoing :P
<1> bah, this is retarded
<6> metallic: omg, that magic incantation put pr0n on my harddrive!
<7> !seen jstr
<8> I found 15 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): Jstr[away] Jstr Jstr[out] Jstr[sleeping] Jstr[sleep]. Jstr[away] (~jstr@cpe-24-166-61-144.neo.res.rr.com) was last seen quitting from #php 15 hours, 11 minutes ago stating (Quit: food | sleep).
<9> !seen your mom
<8> follower, I don't remember seeing your.
<3> he was here yesterday :o
<9> wider
<3> !seen yomomma
<8> HaNtU]uU[, I don't remember seeing yomomma.
<7> he came over
<7> and left his work shirt here
<7> he was wearing like 300 layers
<3> heh
<7> and I keep my apartment in the 90's
<9> =\
<7> at times, its too hot for the snakes
<2> what a troll thing to do
<10> Technobabble
<7> chuck?
<2> trollboy?
<9> kick his *** seab***
<2> haha
<4> the keylogger thing *does* work
<4> but it happens immediately
<9> lets try
<4> I already tried
<4> I don't think it's very widespread though, of a channel of 600 some people, I only found one
<9> ghey
<4> and they can reconnect right away
<4> too
<10> ****
<10> I keep gettin job offers from different states and ****
<10> nuthin local
<2> whats the %## for the & symbol?
<11> !php echo dechex(ord('&'));
<8> 26
<11> i hate the last sip of instant coffee
<11> coats your mouth with soggy powder
<2> woot
<12> You have ****y instant coffee
<12> The stuff I have is closer to grounds and dissolves completely
<9> its all gross



<11> get lunch or not to get lunch.
<9> what a stupid question!
<13> anyone know where to find some boilerplate freelance contracts?
<11> http://freelancebank.com/resource.asp?id=14114
<11> er
<11> http://desktoppub.about.com/cs/freelance/a/contracts.htm
<13> graci
<11> tons if you google for freelance contracts
<9> google?
<9> whats that
<13> yeah, i have been sifting through gogle lists
<11> heh. i have 7 amazon orders in the past 3 months
<2> pretty weak ;p
<14> 7 amazon orders?
<11> yeah
<11> HAPPY PROTECTOR OF MOTHERLAND DAY!
<1> hrm
<1> pnet in the repos is really old
<15> hi
<16> heh.
<15> anyone knows if is possible to send some header or something in order to reload post variables(not cached), automaticaly, withouht prompting the user about it?
<10> header("Cache-Control: must-revalidate, post-check=0, pre-check=0");
<16> heh.
<16> here's an interesting project i stupidly signed myself up for.
<16> i need to generate keywords an a per-article basis of the most commonly used phrases specific to the topic
<1> fun
<16> i'm not totally sure where to start :P
<1> i would say just parse the file, and use a hash to store occurances of a word
<1> then remove common words from the hash
<16> that's what i'm thinking
<16> the problem is if they want phrases
<1> yeah, that would get tricky
<2> tokenize sentences
<2> take the **** to level 2
<2> break it down more
<16> but how do you differentiate a phrase from just a couple words?
<2> if an article has a sentence that isn't complete, it wont be a phrase.
<2> and that is the publishers problem
<16> huh?
<2> call him/her up, slap the **** out 'm
<16> by phrase i mean 2 or 3 words.. not a sentence
<2> hwo are you going to know what phrases to pull anyways?
<16> ..
<16> 14:44 < un-irregardless> the problem is if they want phrases
<16> that was the whole point of me saying that.
<2> then pull phrases from sentences..
<16> dude.
<16> how?
<2> *wild*card*
<16> uh
<16> wildcard what?
<2> the articles you talked about earlier..
<16> ..
<2> wasnt that the whole point of you saying that, too?
<16> you aren't making any sense
<2> so you'll have a keyword database
<2> make a phrase database too.
<2> and to the exact same thing yo uwould w/ the keywords..
<16> i don't want to manually enter tons of keywords.
<2> so you want it to be based off search?
<16> i want to programatically create a list of keywords and phrases from an article.
<2> ohh im sorry i misunderstood you
<16> i have 7,000 articles
<16> i want them to have relatively unique and relevant keywords
<0> un-irregardless: then strip out the common words before you put the keywords into the database.
<0> and then to get them in the database, seperate the article into words, check against your list of common words, then put the keywords into the database. then just have a table that ***ociates a keyword with an article.
<16> hm. i wonder how much this is from a bayesian filter
<0> pretty different.
<17> how much overhead do includes create?
<9> i eat overhead for breakfast
<18> ok guys i am having a bit of trouble here, i have a database layer that allows for multiple instances, i create an instance query the db, then i loop over each row with while($row = $myDB->fetch_object) { } inside that while i have 2 methods that are called, loadPricing and loadOperationHours, both of these use $db = new ConnectionPool(); to get a new connaction, however through debugging i see that the resource 72 is used in both, when
<18> each method is done the connection is destroyed, the issue is that on the second loop of the main while loop, the $myDB connection is unset, the resource is set to type "Unknown" i am not sure why this would happen


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