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<0> haha...yeah i hope you have a good firewall
<1> jedzilla: why?
<2> one mistake, and poof, all your users can't access your site
<2> you won't get anywhere near 99% uptime
<0> i think godaddy charges like $2/mo for there basic plan
<2> so to save five bucks a month, you're sacrificing stability and user experience
<2> and wondering why google won't index you
<2> surprise surprise, it's a dumb*** idea, and you're a dumb***
<1> jedzilla: i think the other way around.. if my site gets alot of hits.. THEN ill migrade to a hosted server..
<3> what jedzilla is trying to say, its fine for a "toy box" but not for a production server
<1> of course...
<0> if you're paying for a domain already, the hosting is almost nothing in addition
<1> do you see me running ibm.com or something? no
<2> do you see jed.bz parked on this computer? no
<0> what's ibm? :lol:
<2> even though there's nothing there



<2> because jed@jed.bz is too critical for me to run my personal mail server
<0> error 403: Forbidden!
<0> The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it. Authorization will not help and the request SHOULD NOT be repeated.
<0> omgeez!!!
<4> blah.. when i am running tcpdump , and ping www.host.com and my dns services recieves the request and replies with " my.server.com > requesting.server.com udp port 32827 domain unreachable [tos 0xc0] .. is my config wrong? the host i pinged should resolve
<2> fedt: do you read, smart one?
<2> [17:42:49] <2> even though there's nothing there
<0> yeah...i'm just trying to be cute
<2> group of words together, that's called a sentence
<2> start from the left, make your way right
<1> haha thats a social construction..
<2> oh, pardon me while i clean up the milk i shot out of my nose
<1> nothing more..
<2> that was so hysterical
<5> what country is bz?
<1> so going back to my issue.. will the cname record better help redirect to my site?
<0> srsly...?
<1> fedt: ?
<2> chalupah: belize
<5> going back to your issue, GO AWAY
<0> i meant for chalupah... :-/
<2> oh noes, my personal domain isn't a .com
<2> what a tragedy
<5> it's nice :)
<0> a cname doesn't really redirect anything...if you want to redirect do <? header("Location: http://google.com";); ?>
<0> or meta refresh
<2> fedt: you're a few layers off on the network analysis there
<0> or something in hs
<1> fedt: well what i mean is that pelople said i didnt do it properly
<2> http is almost the top layer
<2> and we're talking about DNS, which is a bit lower
<0> well i can't imagine he's running more than an httpd, right?
<1> httpd and ssh on that machine..
<2> DNS has to work before HTTP can even happen
<2> unless you're accessing the server by IP
<0> he was using an a name before
<2> you obviously don't have the slightest clue how a network works, do you
<2> an A record, you mean, which is still DNS
<1> so what im doing it updating datagram.homeunix.com with my ip with a client
<0> i know, i know
<1> and then pointing tveuropa.net to datagram.homeunix.com
<5> I'm gonna register like 20 domains
<0> ok, why not just make an a record for tveuropa.net with the up from the dyndns?
<5> and set up a huge http redirect chain
<0> it's a wasted step?
<5> rollercoaster.bz
<0> heh
<5> to all different countries
<5> tour the world with one click!
<0> i can register fedt.xxx ;)
<5> .xxx is a valid domain now?
<0> yup for pron
<1> fedt: does the basic service of dyndns allow you to do that?
<0> porn
<5> that's kind of sweet
<0> kompakt: if you have a domain, why are you using dynamic dns?
<0> oh you don't have a static ip?
<1> fedt: yea.. i have a dynamic ip
<1> but i want to keep the content on my own server
<5> I finally figured this out
<0> yeah i got that...it should work, it's lame



<5> kompakt is going to run a rebel porn server
<0> haha
<5> nobody will host his ****, it is so foul
<1> if i update tveuropa.net with a dynamic client the dns will cache the old ip too many times
<1> but if i have the datagram in between it wont..
<0> so what's you question, m8?
<1> hmmm
<1> well i just want to make sure this works right
<5> it won't, but not for the reasons you suspect
<1> even though i keep the code on my own server at home..
<1> why not?
<0> lawl
<6> any ideas on why a site to site ftp transfer would result in: [R] 500 Illegal PORT rejected (address wrong). ?
<7> goddamn NBC.. **** them and their olympics. they should be playing scrubs -.-
<2> boston legal at 10
<2> just about as good
<7> as if
<0> it's blocked by the firewall?
<5> it will fail because it is so stupid that the internet will EXPLODE
<2> fine, ignore me suggesting a show to watch, and continue your bitching to a group of people who don't give a ****
<2> see what gains you net
<7> NCIS is the only other good show.. and it's repeating cuse of the olympics..
<1> fedt: would the a rector pointer have caused the google234wdjf823ry.html file verify to fail?
<6> **** if i know, im not running any software based firewall unless ipchains is blocking it, but i doubt it.
<0> i don't even know what the olympics are :-/
<7> but all the other crap shows like American Idol are new!! where is the justice??
<0> had your dns even updated?
<7> the only people who watch the olympics are the families & friends of the competitors..
<2> what grounds is that ***umption made on
<2> considering, i watch the olympics, and nobody i know is in them
<2> shut the **** up and wait your ****ing television turn, you spoiled crybaby
<7> lol
<1> fedt: yea my dns was update a long time ago.. but with the a record.. i just recently changed it to the cname record
<2> "omg scrubs isn't on, i'm gonna DIE"
<7> seriously!
<7> the only reason i live is for scrubs!!
<8> family & friends don't watch the olympics... they just say they do
<2> then why are you still alive?
<7> if they go off the air, i'll prolly be able to live off season DVD's for a few weeks while i watch them around the clock.. but after awhile, I'll die
<2> you should be living for house, anyway
<2> much better show
<2> it's medical and a lot more humorous
<2> and by a lot, i mean, a lot
<7> House is good too, but they don't get knocked out by the NBC's communist regime of olympic broadcasting
<2> correct, it's only american idol that rescheduled them
<2> notice i'm not in #php saying "omg i had to watch house lastnight because american idol is taking over fox primetime!!!!"
<2> i simply...watched it lastnight.
<2> and i will watch boston legal at 10. and time will continue marching on.
<2> and then the olympics will end, nbc will revert to normal programming, and i won't have to suffer through any more of your bitching, and life will be all that much better
<2> this is comparable to "OMG SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE" on game forums
<8> that fine ***ed us womens' curling team is really the only tenable reason to watch the olympics
<7> i used to think stuff like that, but, there are better ways to get a fix like that.
<5> hey ****, the olympics are on?
<5> what channel?
<7> NBf'nC
<2> bitch bitch bitch
<2> you're a real momma's boy, aren't you, Stoned4Life
<0> :D
<7> lol
<2> don't bother to react logically to anything, just bitch about it on IRC to people who couldn't care less
<7> actually, if my parents disaperaed, i prolly wouldn't notice for a couple days.
<7> disapeared*
<0> disapparated??? 8|
<7> dispapakljsdftattated
<5> diseperated?
<5> is mommy going for a long vacation?
<7> indefinitely
<7> well.. now that i got that out of the way, m4a files have a considerably smaller filesize at relatively the same bitrate
<9> ogg!
<0> * Connecting to 127.0.0.1 (127.0.0.1) port 9051...
<0> oooh
<6> when in command line ftp is there a switch to answer "yes" when doing an mget so it doesnt ask you if you're sure?
<0> try writing a script
<5> download to an empty directory :P


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