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<0> ha, tax
<0> i've heard of that, you mean sales tax, right?
<0> i've heard of that, poor people who suffer it
<1> and fast food tax
<2> evulish think about this logically
<3> haha
<2> rich bank. low money rates back.
<2> .......
<2> hmmm
<0> great, heather's mad at me
<3> i bet they can pull in 14%
<0> okay, tell me if i overreacted
<0> i'm sitting here writing some perl
<0> and i go through "documents", that recently-accessed documents thing on the start menu
<0> and she has pulled up every conversation i've had on msn in the last couple weeks
<2> I disable that menu entry
<1> hmm, that would annoy me
<0> i call her over and say "what's this?"
<3> you have a girlfriend and you log ****?
<3> that's mistake #1
<0> she turned it on...
<2> I agree with evulish on this one.
<0> i disable it every time i install something
<0> so she goes
<0> "oh, that's from a long time ago"
<1> check for key loggers next
<0> so i right click
<4> blah! LinUX
<0> hit properties
<0> and it says "accessed: this morning"
<5> http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Der_echte_Gangster_am_PC_68497.html
<0> so i chew her out a bit
<0> change all of my p***words
<0> remove her administrator status
<0> disable her from changing mirc, msn, or yahoo's logging states
<0> remove her from my bank account
<0> ...and, she just cried and left
<0> with the phone
<1> and find kick her to the curb
<5> there's a "killer app" for you, make all that **** doable and undoable in a single click
<0> she sat here and watched me encrypt C:\Documents and Settings\Jed.QBERT
<0> and remove her access from it
<2> so that's why you were inquiring about ACL's
<2> ahh
<3> see, that's way too much effort
<5> yeah, just take out the ram when you're not using it
<0> so i ran cmd.exe as her, and tried to cd to all of my stuff, including my porn stash
<0> Access is denied.
<0> i love it
<0> i should have discovered this wonderful feature sooner
<0> setting disable write enable read on mirc.ini is rad, too
<5> a bios p***word is usually sufficient enough to discourage women, they don't even think to pop out the CMOS battery
<0> well, she still will want to use the computer
<1> removable hdd tray
<3> just hit her, for christ's sake.
<0> i mean, she sat right here
<0> and lied to my face
<5> I had an ex like that in mtl, I started out doing the same **** you did
<0> and i asked her why, and she's all, "you've been irritable lately, i was afraid of making you mad"
<5> put clowns as her desktop, as she was deathly afraid of them
<1> mine doesnt even know how to turn the computer on, its great
<6> anyone here try out google sitemaps?
<5> put goatse.cx as the background and disable changing it
<7> REVERSEARP: those are the best ones.
<8> poutine, jstr is here
<0> so she took the phone and her ID and cried and stuff
<3> kompakt: yes
<8> what should I do to him
<2> kompakt kinda. I havn't actually submitted a sitemap
<0> and left and said "i'm sorry i'm not better than i am, wah wah"
<5> molest with a little punching
<2> but I've submitted my sites and look at the other stats
<6> evulish: cool.. well im having some trouble
<3> that blows
<6> when i want to verify that google2173ks094ekls.html file
<3> i'm leaving!
<5> run your finger up his leg seductively, then ****ing hit him right in the jawq
<6> after placing it in my dir
<6> and i click verify
<6> it says... We've detected that your 404 (file not found) error page returns a status of 200 (OK) in the header.
<2> jedzilla just try and score some kick-*** make-up ***.
<2> that's all you can do now.
<0> my penis is injured
<0> or i would
<6> any ideas???
<3> kompakt: sounds like you didn't place the right file in the right place
<9> (6:04.00p)<3> just hit her, for christ's sake.
<3> check your logs, see what it's hitting
<9> rofl
<6> evulish: thats the problem.. when i view access or error i dont see anything
<6> no hits after pressing the button
<3> then it's hitting the wrong server
<6> hmmm?
<2> or your looking at the wrong logs
<6> will google sitemaps work with dynamic redirection?
<6> i have a dynamic ip
<6> but i update it with a dynamic hostname
<3> i don't see why it wouldn't
<5> go ask google
<2> google caches dns for a long time
<4> prolly longer then you'd like =\
<2> I completly removed one of my dns entries. google was still hitting my site three weeks later
<3> heh. evulish.is-a-geek.net was in google till a little while ago and i haven't used that in a few years
<6> no but this should work...
<5> my poutine.is-a-geek.net is akill
<5> /dns 66.206.25.96 :(
<6> see the sitemap update worked fine
<6> its able to see that without any problems
<6> but not the google90325joifowe4t.html verify
<2> did the verification get put in the queue?
<2> that will happen if a lot of people are trying to verify at once.
<6> yes one time it said that..
<6> but then i made a bunch of changes and tried verifying again
<6> also i submitted my url to google to add it to their index about a month and a half ago and they still didnt add it
<2> just give it time to work it's way through the queue
<6> hmm dang this takes long then
<2> there's a lotta **** out there on the net that needs crawled
<6> yea i guess so..
<2> most of it more important than your site probably.
<6> how long did you wait till your site was crawled?
<2> I dunno. I never submitted mine, it just got found eventually.
<6> and its on google now?>
<2> and the verification was nearly instant the first time. didn't keep track the second time when it got queued
<2> yea
<6> hmmm
<3> yeah, i've never submitted a site to google, either
<2> google and msn both just crawled mine again last night
<3> i wonder if i have a sitemap
<2> I get a major crawl from each about every two weekes
<2> weeks*
<2> hits now and then between the majors ones.
<6> do you know any sites that will submitt my site to search engines for free?
<0> just do it yourself
<3> you don't really need to
<0> that market is so populated with criminals
<3> it'll get picked up itself
<2> I've never submitted my site to any engine. and I get crawled by probably at least 10 different ones.
<6> i did submitt it like 1.5 months ago and its still not detected
<3> what's the url?
<2> kompakt how many other sites link to yours?
<6> none thus far i guess
<6> why?
<6> will links help?
<2> that will infuence your discovery speed and re-crawl rate
<3> http://mtl-hse-ppp184184.qc.sympatico.ca/
<3> is that it?
<2> I've got links to mine plastered all over forums from my sig
<3> because it just redirects to http://mtl-hse-ppp184184.qc.sympatico.ca/apache2-default/ and is blank
<2> and mailing list archives
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