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<0> umm i forgot :D
<1> dude
<0> dude
<1> dumber than hell
<2> chuck: i guess, its based on market cap on feb 17
<0> blah.. been there once... you tried to tie me up n eat me :D
<0> im kidding..
<1> can I help it you look like macally culkin
<3> ah
<3> hm
<0> **** buy these tickets from me chuck
<3> **** that, give me the key to the bank
<3> school
<3> bbl
<4> trollboy, you missed out on so much **** I can't begin to explain
<4> you ****ing wanker
<5> hey poutine, you like the cavs ? :D
<1> lol
<4> cavs as in basketball cavaliers?
<1> poutine, I wish I could have gone
<1> oh ****
<1> cavaliers
<1> lemme ask around
<4> trollboy, I forgot which exit you were, or else I would have stopped by
<1> everyone in cleveland LOVES the cavs
<4> brainard ave?
<4> or mayfield hts
<5> mayfield hts :D
<1> mayfield road
<1> after brainard
<5> i need to sell these tics
<5> anyways I am out.. see you in 45 trollboy
<1> how much?
<1> coo
<1> you got my number?
<5> 100 ea.
<5> 120 face value
<5> yea i got it..
<1> you got a cell?
<1> or did I just waste my time?
<5> ?
<1> a cell phone
<5> my battery is low, and it's broke..
<1> you have to call to be let in the building
<1> Great
<1> I'll watch for you
<5> yea.. I know I have to call you...
<1> you know which apartment it is right?
<5> oh ****...
<5> i think i will remember, i know its the one in back.
<1> yup
<1> all the way
<1> see?
<1> I even give directions to my house on irc
<5> lol
<5> ok i am really really gone :D
<1> of course except for chuck the only people I see chatting on my screen have been here before
<6> trollboy: so what's your bank account and routing number?
<1> that's 77295
<1> I'll have to check the routing
<1> or you could just call keybank
<4> routing numbers are 9 digits bitch
<1> I said I'd have to get the routing numbers
<1> so poutine where you gunna be living come july?
<4> you going to help me move?
<1> when?
<4> I'm moving in like a month
<7> hmh. The spambots are out in force today
<1> schedule it ahead on a weekend
<1> we can use my truck
<7> I woke up to 30 new query windows, where it's usually only 4-5
<4> alright, I can provide the green
<4> trollboy, you really got to come next time I go up therer
<4> so many hot ****ing chicks
<1> but the ***, gas, or gr*** rules applies and you aren't cute enough for the ***
<1> poutine, I know
<1> and canadian girls aren't teases
<1> they ****, or they don't
<1> easy as that
<1> american girls are cunts in that regard
<4> for being as ugly as I, I got laid twice in one day
<1> yeah
<4> with two different chicks, and they weren't bad looking
<1> and the bdsm scene is real big up there
<4> that surprises me
<4> usually people like you are the subs
<4> it's the real tiny people who get pushed around a lot who like to be doms
<1> oh no, I'm a bastard with a thin bastard shell, and under that its a bastard nuget, and underthat a bastard core
<1> I'm nice to people in real life and I hate it
<8> lol
<6> trollboy: where's the caramel?
<1> so on irc and in interpersonal relationships I "be me"
<1> so my *** involves me dragging a girl around the room with her neck in my jaws
<1> and claw marks
<7> kinkeh
<8> ha ha
<1> InitHello, I can dislocate every joint in my body at will
<1> including my jaw
<1> NOW picture it
<8> what about your knee
<9> i can too
<8> i dislocated my knee once
<7> impressive
<8> i don't recomend it
<4> he had to, to get my swollen member into his mouth
<8> one bit
<1> yeah, but I don't its a bitch to put back
<8> no it's not
<10> i could do that.. just wouldn't be so comfortable =\
<1> it is for me
<1> I've hyper elasticity
<8> wasn't for me
<1> for me it is
<8> it just popped right back
<7> I could probably dislocate anything, but ligaments would be torn in the process
<1> my ligiments are eroding
<7> and having experienced that, I'd rather not repeat it
<1> and don't stretch
<1> rather, don't contract after stretching
<8> well it turns out the 390nm LED's that i bought from the gooks
<8> aren't
<8> they're like 410's
<7> you measured?
<8> no
<1> I stretch once, and it stays stretched forever
<7> wait ... you're talking about the frequency of emitted light?
<8> yeah
<8> 410nm
<1> oh
<10> hmm... oink says i've dl nearly 12gb, but iTunes says i've only added 4 =| .. where's my other 8?
<1> what color is that?
<8> violet
<8> it doesn't even make the UV stamp on my ID glow
<6> Stoned4Life: jesus, what's your ratio?
<10> uhh
<10> .086
<6> **** man
<6> you're going to get your account deleted
<10> i've uploaded 1gb! lol. i would have uploaded a **** more today if my laptop battery didn't die. forgot to put it on the charger
<6> well, i'd upload about 9 more before you download anything else
<10> heh.. down is running at 350-400kb/s, up is slugging at 20-30kb/s ..
<10> got 3 more i really want dl'ing, which will be, an hour for all 3 to finish. Once that's done, I'll pause em and just upload.
<6> they often terminate accounts below 1.0 :P
<10> lol.. and mine's REALLY below..
<6> yours is just leeching :P
<6> ****, i don't think i've downloaded 12gb of music from oink
<6> and i've been there over a year
<10> i'm not just leeching
<10> i'm seeding about 17 torrents
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