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<0> nm...
<0> typo =\
<1> lost quite a bit of time today because of a snafu in their synopsis of a larger piece of documentation.
<1> ugh, i never want to step inside another library again now.
<2> http://www.monzy.com/intro/pimpinglemma_lyrics.html
<3> I have the most bizarre sql question ever
<3> I have a auto incrimenting int field, however some records are missing
<3> I'll have 1,2,3,6,7,8,9
<3> how do I get it to select and return only 4,5
<4> pm, this is the ****
<5> did someone solved your question, WarMage ?
<3> nope
<6> NOT IN (1,2,3,6,7,8,9) maybe?
<6> but i don't think i get the question :P
<3> fielda is an auto incrimented int



<3> however
<3> someone has deleted random rows
<3> OH NOS!
<3> I need a select to show me what rows were deleted
<6> oh
<6> heh.
<6> there's no query for that.
<6> man this ****s.
<6> we're migrating my site from php to java.
<6> the php one works okay
<3> why are they migrating it?
<7> OPS Defect 30048 - profile select option overlaps "onebridge" logo on home screen on device
<7> OPS Defect 30055 - user profiles not behaving correctly
<7> whoops
<7> I MEANT -
<7> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/search-adv.htm&r=3&f=G&l=50&d=pall&S1=('advertise'+AND+'manage+content')&OS="advertise"+AND+"manage+content"&RS=("advertise"+AND+"manage+content";)
<7> so there's the patent for CMS
<7> is everyone here w/ a cms payin?
<6> WarMage: because my boss hates php
<3> evulish, then why does he have it there?
<3> and why hire you?
<6> because he's new
<3> you've been there longer I take it?
<6> well, he's new to being the boss
<3> ah
<6> the site was here before he had control of it
<3> so are you out of a job?
<6> well no
<8> chuck: first off, i'm not going to read that
<6> i'm starting enough rogue php projects to keep myself here
<6> and i'm learning java pretty quickly
<3> good man
<6> or at least faking it
<3> ewww
<8> but i'll ***ume like most patents, its baseless and doesnt apply anyways
<3> java
<6> java really annoys me
<3> me too
<6> that it takes like a minute to start up a webpage
<6> and it has to compile all the jsps and ****
<8> usually they're very broad (making them sound like you're violating them) then they get specific
<6> i bet you couldn't invent anything new if you went just by the abstract
<8> if you read that however, and you have written something which may infringe, it goes from being a concidence to knowingly infringing
<8> (well, provided they can prove you read it)
<7> groogs: yeah it basically says "if you use an underlying system to present information on a medium" , you fall under the patent
<8> but really, with that in mind why bother reading it in the first place? i have better things to waste my time on than reading patents :p
<8> chuck: yeah, i'm sure it does. then it probably gets very specific
<8> since that claim infringes on .. everything
<6> exactly
<3> do they make a remote desktop client that supports fullscreen switching between desktops?
<7> ah
<7> so they wasted their money
<6> uh, no
<6> they're protecting their invention
<7> from anything other than someone else saying they invented it?
<8> usually patents start out very broad/abstract.. "An invention for transporting people and goods"
<6> or anyone trying to use the technology
<7> ok
<8> then make a whole bunch of claims that get more an more specific, till you end up with "A 9-wheeled vehicle that uses triangular tires, runs on steam, and is capable of supporting 18.9 lbs of weight and travelling distances of up to 10 km"
<8> or something
<8> i dont really know because i never read patents :p



<3> patents ****
<7> oh damn it gets way more specific, i see..
<3> yeah
<9> hey guys
<9> got a quick question
<7> oh yeah?
<3> quick to ask or quick to answer?
<7> ehehe
<3> I'm hoping quick to answer at this point
<9> got a bunch a variables defined on a page now I want to have access to the variables on another after clicking a submit button
<3> if he's considering this quick to type, I'm quitting
<3> variables where?
<3> in javascript?
<3> in a form?
<9> variables are defined and ***igned on a.php
<9> click the button that takes you to b.php and i want access tovariables defined on a.php
<3> and you want to have them on b.php
<9> ye
<9> yes
<8> whoever can come up with 30 ways to do it first, wins
<3> <input name = "myvar" type = "hidden" value = "<?php echo $myvar; ?>">
<3> that work for you?
<9> i am a php newb
<3> ok
<3> don't care
<9> ok well what is that exactly doing
<10> it is solving your problem
<11> chalupah is right
<10> google 'form posting'
<11> its adding an additional form field, which is hidden, that contains that previous information
<11> alternatively you could use sessions
<8> or links .. <a href="b.php?myvar=<?php echo $myvar; ?>">go to b.php</a>
<8> or cookies
<9> is session difficult
<11> or set your form
<8> it really depends what you're trying to accomplish
<8> sessions are easy, but not always appropriate
<11> <form action="b.php?myvar=<?php echo $myvar; ?>
<8> ie .. if you're storing the id of the logged-in user, sessions make sense
<11> hey chuck
<8> if you're p***ing an id of an entry that a form is editing, sessions aren't really appropriate, it makes more sense to use a hidden field to keep the data attached to the rest of the form
<9> ok thanks gys
<12> hey trollboy.. you know anyone who likes the cavs or boston ?
<11> cavs?
<11> oh LIKES them
<11> not really
<11> at least not that I know of
<12> ****.
<12> oh well, this blows
<11> why?
<12> i have 4 tickets...
<12> i need to sell..
<12> apparently, I cannot find xp any more or get any version to update.. so i will sell my tickets and buy xp :|
<7> keygen..
<12> chuck: I have tried...
<7> aww
<7> aint windows updates a bitch
<12> it lets me install.. but throws an error when i try to update " something about activation ****"
<11> Jstr, if you come here, I will get you one
<11> for the frees
<12> ok...
<7> yeah ya gotta be genuine
<7> just wait til vista comes out, there is no chance.
<7> can't even activate without a phone call
<11> I'll just burn you a copy
<8> interesting.. based on market cap, each MS employee is valued at $4.3 million, yahoo at $4.7 million, and google at $19 million
<11> since I know you won't return it
<12> is it the same one as last time ?
<12> lol you got sick, i got sick
<11> hmm?
<12> then we had no time...
<11> you know where I live
<7> groogs: even after googles stock took a ****?
<12> umm i forgot :D


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