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<0> did I miss anything?
<0> @01:09.47/a .+HaNtU]uU[> what company was it
<0> I last said that, and disconnected.
<1> you missed the midget strippers.. and ...
<1> (sun 10:11:49a) [+HaNtU]uU[] what company was it
<1> (sun 10:11:53a) [DjKaye] considering I'm their best programmer and I don't know that much either
<1> (sun 10:11:57a) [DjKaye] Perridot
<1> (sun 10:12:20a) [DjKaye] so we're all in the dark :D
<2> midget strippers? where?!
<0> hah.
<0> naked munchkins.
<1> lol
<0> go to youtube.com, and search for "mad tv blink 182"
<0> :P
<1> are they midgets?
<0> blink182 is not midget
<0> s/is/are
<0> but there are naked munchkins in that video (midgets)
<1> i know
<1> but i think i seen midgets
<1> yeah
<0> =P
<1> long time ago
<0> they performed in MTV Awards, closing act, some years ago.
<0> with a ****loads of midgets.
<2> i had a midget girlfriend once
<0> running around on the stage.
<2> she got mad cause i put my beer n her head
<2> ;/
<0> hah
<3> I have no idea why youtube always buffers for me
<1> latency my friend
<0> i'm off to bed, ciao.
<1> you're in MY?
<0> in YOUR what?
<1> high latency is not ideal for streaming.. you may have a high speed and low latency "local" connection.. but oveseas looses a lot..
<3> i just save the stream to watch locally
<3> and savemyself some heartache
<0> night.
<1> night
<1> @confess
<1> night
<4> you know how people say that kissing a smoker is like kissing an ashtray? well my first kiss was with a guy that smoked and i loved it.. the fact that he smoked i mean.. i don't know, but it was really good..
<1> night
<1> er
<1> @confess
<4> I've never felt bad for a friend after they went through a breakup. In fact I can't remember a time when I wasn't really happy when one of my friends broke up with their significant other.
<1> @confess
<4> Oh well, he had a funny looking penis anyway
<1> lmfao
<1> @confess
<4> im a sophmore in high and i look back on last year and the grades i make and i realize ive ruined any chance i have at getting into a decent college and having a good career it is the most hopeless feeling in the world why cant i get my **** together
<1> @confess
<4> frank is going to jail. i find it pretty funny since he was so ****ing stupid.
<1> @confess
<4> the first time i met another gay guy who knew i was gay i was 16, a day later we had ***, 2 days later i had moved to a different country, 3 weeks later i had a bladder infection. we were both virgins. You try explaining a bladder infection in spanish
<1> @confess
<4> when me and my neighbor were younger (5 or 6) we would play "doctor." she would examine my penis and i would play with her *****...God i wish i knew about *** back then
<1> musta been Tb's
<1> @confess
<4> when you point out how shy and quiet i am, its not going to make me talk to you...its just going to make me want to kick you down a flight of stairs and piss all over your mangled limbs.
<1> haha
<1> mustba been tb's
<1> :P
<5> does not know if he has installed appache and wants to modify php script
<5> lol
<5> hard working guy
<1> which
<5> there was one on HTML
<5> fu(ked my mind
<6> is anyone else having problems with pastebin? :|
<1> lol
<1> Warning: mysql_pconnect(): Too many connections in /home/pastebin/lib/pastebin/db.mysql.cl***.php on line 51
<1> Unable to connect to database
<1> try it now
<6> lol. shame
<6> http://pastebin.com/729771 --- code... http://www.smickus.org/cb/prices --- output... I know what's happening but don't know how to sort it. it's going through all records on the query on line 2 - and is printing out all of them. when I only want the ones with "06" as the month to be printed out at once. then 07 08 etc etc... it's all updated through a CMS so it can't be different queries of where `mm` = '06' or something - any ideas?
<1> SQL ORDER BY statement
<6> what?
<1> well
<1> first of all
<1> how are the dates stored?
<1> in fields called mm and yyyy??
<1> why didn't you store the date as a DATE type?
<1> heh
<1> that way it makes it easier to do
<1> even with your if $row2['mm']=10 october ****
<1> eliminates that too
<7> hi, what happen to php + mysql 4.1? when i trying insert or update, it automatically convert the strings to lower case
<6> it's layed out like this... titles -- row, dd, mm, yyyy, theme, duration, price1, price 2... row is autonumber, dd is 01-31. mm is 01-12. yyyy is 2006-2009. theme is text, duration is like X Nights. price1 is a number 0-9999 and same for price2
<1> why not add an actual DATETIME field
<1> and eliminate the problem
<6> because the client wanted me to do it one way then changed her mind and i couldnt be bothered to go through the CMS part and change it all
<8> I've just uploaded a lot of in windows developed files to a Linux server, and having them in cp1252 is not wanted. Is there any way to batch convert all these files (mostly php-scripts) to utf-8 via ssh?
<6> how would that eliminate the problem of it printing out 8 times if there are 8 records with mm being 06?
<1> so youi want to view all 12 months on that page?
<1> try a for loop
<1> 1 - 12
<1> that while loop seems weird.. don't see wher eit's selecting a month
<6> use a for instead of while?
<1> er
<1> $result2 = mysql_query("SELECT `mm` FROM `avail` ORDER BY `yyyy` ASC, `mm` ASC") or die(mysql_error());
<1> what months is that selecting?
<1> i don't get it.. if there is more than one june date there.. perhaps it's adding more of a loop than you really want
<1> if you had a consitant loop.. for each month... check if that month is available... and then queryied the data for available dates...
<1> or just add a datetime field to your DB..a nd do it in possibly one query
<6> but if i did that then it would print out june 2006/7/8 all in that one june field?
<6> thing
<1> you can use DATE/TIME fuinctions in your query... and modify that data... print it and sort it accordingly
<1> and you can modify the output with PHP
<1> to form whatever date/time output you want
<1> well screw that guy.. and his swingin' client
<1> Butlins is a family resort and we are unable to accept bookings from single *** parties or groups predominantly under 21 years of age, except during "over 18" weekends. 20% deposit required for all bookings.
<1> Please contact us if the dates you require are not listed.
<1> predominantly under 21
<1> so does that mean
<1> three 21+ and 2 younger can get in? heh
<9> Stupid question: What's the exclaimation mark called when used in situations like !isset, etc.
<10> bang
<9> ... seriously?
<10> yup
<9> I know what it does, but what do it do? (And the award for worst worded question goes too... )
<10> huh?
<10> oh
<10> it means 'not'
<9> Would it return FALSE if it was used with array_search?
<10> would what return false?
<9> I've no idea...
<9> lol
<9> I'll go play around... ty.
<10> if (!1==2) { echo "yup!"; }
<10> if it's supposed to return true, adding a ! will make it return false
<9> Ah, okay.
<10> if it's supposed to return false, adding a ! will make it return true
<9> Thanks.
<11> help me, what the directory i need upload Invision Board on the my hosting ?
<11> /forum/ or /www/forum ?
<9> Depends on your hose I guess. Couldn't hurt to try both xP Do you have a /subdomains/ folder?
<1> he wants to see your hose
<9> Why didn't he just say!? *gets it out*
<9> xP
<9> lmao.
<9> I said "hose"
<1> indeed
<1> lol
<9> *host ^^;;
<9> I get turned on by Trebuchet MS. Does that make me weird..? xP
<1> don't remember what that looks like.. but yes.
<9> *is proud*
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