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<f3dt> the episode when cory steals whiskey from his dad! :o
<comcor> idiot says what?
<Two-Bits> que?
<f3dt> bmw, m8z!
<Two-Bits> "buy my wife"?
<f3dt> boy meats whirled!
<comcor> f3dt: to quote Dave Foley as Dave Nelson on one of the best TV sitcoms ever, News Radio: "You make me sad."
<Two-Bits> oh
<Two-Bits> "bu r y my wife"?
<Two-Bits> missed a letter
<f3dt> <3 news radio
<Two-Bits> whirled peas ftw!
<comcor> It's hard to find it in syndication.. I have seasons 1-3 on DVD.. I need to buy the rest
<f3dt> nick@nite
<comcor> haven't seen it there
<comcor> and nick at nite and Tvland **** with there schedules
<comcor> so usually the dvr only records a partial episode..cunts
<f3dt> i think it was on mostly during the schedule
<f3dt> now it's ****ed, ya
<comcor> well, all I know is that i got a bunch of partial M*A*S*H episodes >:/
<comcor> balls
<comcor> cosby show marathon on tvland
<evulish> oh good. i needed some fapping material
<poutine> trollboy
<poutine> @roulette
<mod_spox> poutine: *click*
<comcor> evulish: forgot how much you liked theo
<trollboy> was?
<poutine> hi
<poutine> I have something you want
<Two-Bits> and he wants something you need
<Two-Bits> and he needs something you had
<comcor> lindsey lohan's still-beating heart?
<Two-Bits> i picked the wrong week to give up necrophilia
<poutine> the donkey rests
<Two-Bits> ugum needum smokin' tobacco
<poutine> my neighbor got robbed twice yesterday
<poutine> a murderer who killed some dude for $150 2 doors down
<poutine> and I just heard about another break in
<comcor> sounds like a happy place
<comcor> **** you tron
<evulish> ha. on-demand cinemx porn!
<Two-Bits> welcome to the internet! big whoop!
<poutine> Well... would you move out?
<poutine> and what would you do until you can move out?
<poutine> I have a lot of expensive ****
<evulish> get a gun
<poutine> and the suspected thieves have been in my apartment before
<poutine> a gun won't do anything when I'm at school
<poutine> or work
<poutine> or out and about
<f3dt> just build a bunch of bombs to scare off an intruder
<comcor> YEAH THAT WOULD TOTALLY WOKR
<comcor> you should also build robotic doberman pinschers
<f3dt> YA!!
<soundAsleep> hey would anyone like to work on a php project?
<evulish> gas stove + resourcefulness = lit candle
<f3dt> fight club
<evulish> i sure would!
<f3dt> boom!
<soundAsleep> evulish: pm me please i will discuss it with you
<f3dt> soundAsleep: that sounds a LOT like work
<evulish> just talk in here
<f3dt> so no thxm8
<soundAsleep> ok
<soundAsleep> here's the plan
<poutine> soundAsleep: Hey, are you a programmer?
<soundAsleep> a program that takes a web page's text content
<poutine> soundAsleep: Hey, are you a programmer?
<soundAsleep> no i used to do qbasic that's about it
<f3dt> rofl
<poutine> So why are you in charge of this project?
<poutine> Why are you involved?
<soundAsleep> because i just thought of it and it's a very useful idea
<evulish> why don't you learn php then implement it yourself?
<comcor> super karate monkey death car!
<evulish> on demand isn't working :(
<evulish> stupid cinemax.
<comcor> evulish: comcast?
<soundAsleep> evulish: i might, but i'll describe it anyway, in case you'd like to help, a program that takes a web page's text content and searches it for these things:
<evulish> time warner
<evulish> i guess i could spank it to the fresh prince.
<f3dt> haha
<evulish> oh! larry king!
<soundAsleep> a certain number of words in order, a certain minimum word size
<Two-Bits> evulish has always had a thing for "the big guy"
<soundAsleep> a certain number of word groupings
<ansimation> soundAsleep: you do realize that google has already done this
<ansimation> and hey, even you can use it!
<soundAsleep> and displays them
<soundAsleep> what ansimation what is this
<Two-Bits> seriously.. what in blue blazes are you on about soundAsleep?
<f3dt> advil
<f3dt> mmm...theyre like skittles!
<soundAsleep> alright this thing takes the text from a web page and displays a user defined set of groups of words from that text
<soundAsleep> all random
<ansimation> he's on that jesus juice!
<soundAsleep> you're right i am
<soundAsleep> :)
<f3dt> bj novak's so funnah
<Two-Bits> soundAsleep: any year now you'll get to the part where this is a good idea, or at all useful
<soundAsleep> oh it's useful to people who wish to practice rapping, if you're into that sort of thing
<Two-Bits> what
<Two-Bits> the
<Two-Bits> ****
<Two-Bits> get out
<soundAsleep> the idea is you use the randomly generated word segments as ends to rhymes
<Two-Bits> go on, git
<f3dt> o rry?
<soundAsleep> :(
<evulish> how would this make money?
<Two-Bits> tell ya what.. you and poutine have a rap off
<Two-Bits> loser leaves
<soundAsleep> ok what's the topic? lol
<evulish> ?
<Two-Bits> feta cheese
<evulish> your mom
<Two-Bits> same difference
<f3dt> SNAP
<poutine> it's been awhile since I've been in a rap battle on IRC
<poutine> is someone stepping up?
<comcor> kelly ripppppppppa
<soundAsleep> my style is chunky like some feta cheese, don't bite my style or you'll catch a disease, i got a battle going on with my man poutine, but nobody really gets what my idea means
<Two-Bits> and the crowd's heads all turn tennis style to poutine
<f3dt> wow
<Two-Bits> YOU GOT SERVED
<f3dt> NOW IT'S ON
<Two-Bits> IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG
<poutine> You're just a stupid bloke, your rhymes are a joke, amusing to me only cuz I toke.
<poutine> :(
<comcor> boo-urns
<Two-Bits> you forgot the topic! plz 2 rap about teh feta!
<soundAsleep> now you might toke and you might brag, but your rhymes is whack, and you're just a fag
<soundAsleep> no offense
<Two-Bits> liar.. you SOOO meant to offend
<f3dt> heh
<soundAsleep> d'oh
<Two-Bits> you're a homohater!
<Two-Bits> er
<Two-Bits> yeah
<Two-Bits> whatever
<evulish> there is no love here and there is no pain!
<Two-Bits> this is why i hate rap
<soundAsleep> shock collar?
<comcor> and how
<Two-Bits> you do what with balls?
<soundAsleep> und wie
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