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<Slide-O-Mix> finally
<Robdgreat> w00t my desk is clean
<follower> well ****
<follower> its saturday night
<RippinReece> hey guys
<RippinReece> <?php include($_GET($page)) ?>
<RippinReece> correct?
<f3dt> haha
<f3dt> nice way to do it
<f3dt> ?page=../../
<f3dt> lal
<f3dt> i pray you're running httpd as root
<comcor> I owe you one punch in stomach
<RippinReece> i have no idea wat u just said :|
<RippinReece> o yea tru that
<RippinReece> lol
<RippinReece> wats the good way of doing it.
<RippinReece> its only for my bosses business website
<f3dt> <RippinReece> its only for my bosses business website
<f3dt> wouldn't that be his business as well?
<comcor> perhaps he was implying that his boss is the business owner
<poutine> good evening
<comcor> hey poutine
<poutine> hello comcor
<f3dt> ...
<f3dt> hello f3dt
<poutine> hello emo guy
<poutine> @roulette
<mod_spox> poutine: *click*
<comcor> heh
<comcor> emo f3dt
<poutine> we're going to turn f3dt into an internet celebrity
<comcor> f3dt wouldn't be a great internet celebrity poutine
<poutine> you're right
<poutine> we'll probably just drive him to commit suicide
<poutine> @roulette
<mod_spox> poutine: *click*
<poutine> @roulette
<mod_spox> poutine: *click*
<poutine> @roulette
<poutine> @roulette
<mod_spox> poutine: *click*
<poutine> @roulette
<poutine> @roulette
<mod_spox> poutine: *click*
<poutine> @roulette
<mod_spox> poutine: *click*
<poutine> @roulette
<mod_spox> poutine: *click*
<poutine> @roulette
<mod_spox> poutine: *click*
<poutine> @shoot f3dt
<comcor> @roulette
<mod_spox> comcor: *click*
<comcor> no opsers for the spox_mod
<comcor> @roulette topten
<mod_spox> Roulette topten: ansimation (61% survival with 538 wins), comcor (68% survival with 535 wins), follower (57% survival with 439 wins), Two-Bits (60% survival with 269 wins), fedt (60% survival with 252 wins), poutine (59% survival with 185 wins), spox (62% survival with 104 wins), jedzilla (63% survival with 59 wins), evulish (46% survival with 58 wins), k|o|g|i (51% survival with 45 wins)
<follower> @roulette
<mod_spox> follower: *click*
<comcor> @roulette stats Al Franken
<follower> heh
<follower> al franken dont play roulette!
<poutine> jon stewart is such a douche, I had no clue about his crossfire rant
<follower> jon stewart is a douche, period
<comcor> why is jon stewart a douche?
<comcor> Al Franken, now there's a douche
<poutine> comcor: did you see his crossfire rant?
<comcor> you mean that time he was on crossfire a couple of years ago?
<poutine> "You're hurting america, this is silly!"
<poutine> yes
<comcor> and told the media how ****ing stupid they are?
<comcor> HE'S RIGHT
<poutine> no he isn't
<comcor> THE MEDIA IS ****ED UP
<poutine> his show is the same BS
<comcor> I think you take that show too seriously then.. its parody
<poutine> It's not parody when people actually watch it for their news
<poutine> which he admits a lot of his viewers do
<comcor> No, it's still parody
<comcor> Millions of people watch SNL for entertainment, that doesn't make it entertainment :/
<poutine> I doubt millions still watch it
<comcor> sadly, they do
<comcor> albeit few millions
<poutine> **** in a box was pretty good though
<comcor> First funny of the new millennium for them
<ansimation> @roulette
<mod_spox> ansimation: *click*
<comcor> ansimation: you're the ansiest
<ansimation> yeah that's what they tell me
<ansimation> just changed my first ****in diaper...
<ansimation> got away without it for 2 years and now look at me
<ansimation> gah
<comcor> you got a kid?
<ansimation> my niece
<comcor> ahh
<ansimation> just glad it wasn't a ****ty one aye
<ansimation> haha
<comcor> I think it would be better to change a baby's diaper, as opposed to changing an adult's
<comcor> :)
<comcor> heh!
<comcor> yeah
<ansimation> well, back to the code I guess
<poutine> can ansimation make ansi art?
<ansimation> ah **** it, smoke break
<ansimation> poutine, it's been years, but yeah
<poutine> could you make me a gangsta?
<ansimation> eh?
<***id> okay
<poutine> I'm making my mud, it'd be cool to have pictures of the cl***es
<***id> raise your right hand and repeat after me
<ansimation> I wouldnt mind playin with it again. think I still have acid draw sittin around somewhere
<ansimation> it's not going to be tonight or anything though
<poutine> that's cool
<comcor> hahaha
<comcor> that was ****ed
<comcor> I'm sitting at a light behind a CHP car
<poutine> CHP?
<comcor> suddenly, he turns on his lights, and I figure he's just cheating the light
<poutine> but he was in fact pulling you over and you had a chopped up dead hooker in your trunk?
<comcor> but he drives over to the adjacent left turn lane, and starts yelling through his loud speaker "Hey what are you doing!? WHy are you even on the road!?"
<comcor> at some dumb bastard who was half way out in teh intersection with a headlight out
<comcor> poutine: CA Highway Patrol
<comcor> you know, CHIPS
<comcor> Eric Estrada and what not
<poutine> before my age
<poutine> old man
<comcor> its funny, though
<comcor> that cop was really ****ing pissed
<comcor> and he was pretty loud
<comcor> I could still hear it from my apt complex
<comcor> must have been a drunk driver
<comcor> silly netsplit
<wpgg> when you use $_GET["var"] can you put that in file paths? so turn it into a variable and include it as $var inside a path name?
<comcor> you can, but you might want to take a few precautions first
<Two-Bits> sure.. but it's not generally recommended unless you're very careful
<Two-Bits> people might die
<wpgg> i just have includes from txt files, and i want to do ?edit=aboutus and the aboutus would be used as a $var to include whatever it opens
<wpgg> just straight links, so i can have 1 file for all edits instead of multiple pages
<Two-Bits> the safety issue is in HOW you use that value before you include it
<wpgg> well im using fopen to open my txt include fiels to edit, save and alter them
<comcor> for one, make sure the filename you include has something prefixed to it
<Two-Bits> if you just said include($_GET['edit']) or the like, a naughty person could put a url to their own php code on another server into the edit value of the querystring
<Two-Bits> ok.. if you're using fopen, then that's somewhat of a relief
<comcor> nevertheless
<wpgg> ya. i fopen, alter, and cahnge the txt files for include. however i want one page that goes to ?edit=aboutus ?edit=history and it would open those txt files with the $var in the filepath for the fopen
<Two-Bits> what do you mean for include
<wpgg> can i private msg u
<wpgg> i just want to show u the code line


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