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<evulish> i think that's what you're asking, at least
<wpgg> thank you, il try and figure it out
<pLogy> but trying things for the first time wont be efficient, i mean if u got a work to do and it was something new,then doing it for the first time without knowing all the ways, will that be good ?
<ansimation> how many fingers am I holding up, follower?
<Robdgreat> HA
<evulish> pLogy, right, but why learn something if you're never going to use it
<evulish> or come up with an idea for a site or something that does require it
<evulish> i never just code random crap for no reason
<pLogy> i understand ur point of view, but how can i expect what i am gonna need in the future, either i get ready with general and different ideas, or i will just wait till i am faced by something which may be higher than my level due to idle time without learning, what do u think ?
<evulish> pLogy, like i said, just create projects for yourself that require these things
<ansimation> I think you take it one step at a time and learn what is already on your plate.
<ansimation> you should take
<pLogy> what step should i take, that's what matters :)
<ansimation> it'd be way more efficient than jumping around between things.
<ansimation> very small ones.
<evulish> i'd say that the majority of people won't deal with LDAP
<evulish> unless you're building intranet sites for mid-sized companies
<pLogy> then database authentication is the most popular
<wpgg> ok im still having problems. i have edit.php?aboutus. i want to capture 'aboutus' as a $var in order to use it for other includes. (ex edit.php?history will include $var.txt->history.txt)
<evulish> wpgg, it's in $_SERVER
<ansimation> ~_SERVER
<mod_spox> Did not find any matches for _SERVER
<mod_spox> Possible matches (best first):
<mod_spox> base_convert, ccvs_reverse, db2_server_info, ereg, eregi, getservbyname, getservbyport, iis_add_server, iis_remove_server, iis_start_server, iis_stop_server, maxdb_server_end, maxdb_server_init, mysqli_server_end, ociserverversion, radius_add_server, sem_remove, serialize, strtr, user_error
<ansimation> ~SERVER
<mod_spox> Did not find any matches for SERVER
<mod_spox> Possible matches (best first):
<mod_spox> db2_server_info, iis_add_server, iis_start_server, iis_stop_server, maxdb_server_end, ociserverversion, base_convert, ccvs_reverse, ereg, eregi, fseek, getservbyname, getservbyport, ibase_prepare, ibase_restore, sem_remove, serialize, sleep, strtr, user_error
<ansimation> wtf
<ansimation> I ****eth
<evulish> we know
<ansimation> haifugyou
<ansimation> I will let you take me out on a date if I spend a grand on me.. and no happy endings either.
<pLogy> evulish: i made a script that captures variables from abilling gateway when the transaction is approved, then it inserts those variables into a database, the script is working fine most of the time, but sometimes i found my database missing record or two from the total sales that is recorded in the merchant account, can i paste you the code part of the mysql thing so that u can tell me what might be the reason for that ?
<evulish> pLogy, no, we went over this a few days ago.
<evulish> i doubt you made any changes to it
<pLogy> and i am still having the same problem
<evulish> or took any of my suggestions
<pLogy> i made error handling for mysql connection and mysql query , but there was no errors, still some records are missed
<evulish> paste your code
<pLogy> ok
<pLogy> can i remove the host and login information from the mysql_connect ?
<evulish> sure
<Pulsar> hmmm... if i do a mysql_query("SELECT") thing and then print it, i keep getting "Resource id #01" or another number... should be a simple way around it but i can't quite find it... anyone an idea what command i need to look into?
<evulish> Pulsar, well, SELECT won't return anything. and maybe try reading the manual.
<Pulsar> like mysql_fetch_array works but only for arrays
<evulish> ?
<Pulsar> bah >.>
<evulish> what's wrong with having it in an array
<Pulsar> if it's only one value getting selected, that seems like a waste
<evulish> waste of what?
<Pulsar> ehh i dunno... resources?
<wpgg> thanks evulish, havea good night
<Pulsar> i thought there'd be a command to fetch just one thing
<evulish> @mysql_result!
<mod_spox> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<mod_spox> string mysql_result ( resource result, int row [, mixed field] )
<mod_spox> Get result data
<mod_spox> http://www.php.net/mysql-result
<pLogy> evulish: http://pastebin.com/863928
<follower> so, when i said my x g/f got fat earlier
<follower> that chick just called me
<Pulsar> result! of course :D thanks ^^
<follower> out of the ****ing blue
<evulish> pLogy, uhm. that's not very good error handling
<evulish> insert isn't going to return rows
<pLogy> why ?
<pLogy> it recorded many records already
<evulish> .. because it's insert
<pLogy> oh, sorry ..got it
<evulish> use mysql_query() or die(send_your_email_thing(mysql_error()));
<pLogy> $iresult=mysql_query($query); this is wrong ?
<Slide-O-Mix> vresult
<evulish> mysql_query($query) or die(....);
<pLogy> can i put my complete email code in the die ( right- here ) ?
<evulish> i'd write a function that did all that stuff
<Slide-O-Mix> die takes a string, so your function needs to return a string
<pLogy> how will i know the exact error that occured in the query ? i need this
<evulish> mysql_error()
<Slide-O-Mix> you know the thing that evulish put into his example not 10 lines ago?
<pLogy> die ?
<Slide-O-Mix> @die
<mod_spox> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<mod_spox>  die
<mod_spox> Equivalent to exit()
<mod_spox> http://www.php.net/die
<pLogy> i want the mysql_error() to be sent to my email
<Slide-O-Mix> yup, thats why you would write a function
<pLogy> die will exit the whole script or just the mysql connection ?
<evulish> the script
<pLogy> but this will be so bad for the visitor, coz when it completes the script and the record is just missed, i can add it manually later on, but like that if the script ended without the confirmation message, this will be so bad
<f3dt> so bad
<evulish> i wonder if i can get them to deliver bread.
<evulish> man. this month is going to rock
<evulish> i'm getting $20k in 10 days :D
<poutine> I will intercept this $20k
<poutine> and spend it on shoelaces
<poutine> all of it
<Technobabble> lol
<Technobabble> why do you guys kick f3dt so much?
<follower> its funny
<poutine> he's emo
<follower> nuff said
<Technobabble> oh that's a good enough reason for me right there
<Technobabble> f3dt, cut deeper next time.
<Technobabble> *****.
<Zend_Engineer_Certified> hi guys
<Robdgreat> what a something nick.
<Slide-O-Mix> wow, i should change my nick to Extreme_Crap_Head
<Zend_Engineer_Certified> como les va
<Slide-O-Mix> oh, wait thats already taken by Zend_Engineer_Certified
<Slide-O-Mix> buahahaha
<Robdgreat> plz 2 spk englsh
<Slide-O-Mix> how to write file upload plz
<Zend_Engineer_Certified> move_uploaded_file
<Zend_Engineer_Certified> !bot Help
<Slide-O-Mix> bahahahaha
<acidicbase> confess
<acidicbase> !Confess
<acidicbase> bot is bbroken
<Slide-O-Mix> @die
<mod_spox> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<mod_spox>  die
<mod_spox> Equivalent to exit()
<mod_spox> http://www.php.net/die
<Slide-O-Mix> no it isn't
<acidicbase> grr
<acidicbase> @~random
<Zend_Engineer_Certified> @move_uploaded_file
<mod_spox> (PHP 4 >= 4.0.3, PHP 5)
<mod_spox> bool move_uploaded_file ( string filename, string destination )
<mod_spox> Moves an uploaded file to a new location
<mod_spox> http://www.php.net/move-uploaded-file
<Slide-O-Mix> Zend_Engineer_Certified: i was joking, i know how to do it
<Slide-O-Mix> your nick is annoying
<Zend_Engineer_Certified> puedes creer lo que quieras, yo se lo que soy y no tengo que demostrartelo
<Slide-O-Mix> oh, i'll think i what i want, i think you're a pompus idiot
<poutine> puedes poner mi pene en tu boca?
<Slide-O-Mix> heh
<Slide-O-Mix> leave it to poutine
<Zend_Engineer_Certified> u.u
<pLogy> what is the type of encryption in .htp***wd ?
<Zend_Engineer_Certified> Slide-O-Mix: bueno vastago de meretriz nos vemos
<Zend_Engineer_Certified> Slide-O-Mix: sigue participando :D
<Zend_Engineer_Certified> jajajajajaja
<Zend_Engineer_Certified> bye to all
<Slide-O-Mix> you didn't leave
<Zend_Engineer_Certified> Ajax rulz http://leimnud.info
<Zend_Engineer_Certified> bye bye
<Slide-O-Mix> finally


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