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<follower> hah
<follower> excuse me bill nye the science guy
<follower> ben & jerrys ****ing rocks
<D2niar> how to make simple this preg_replace('[/.*]','',str_replace('http://','','http://www.google.com/search?q=regular+expression&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official'))); to get www.google.com ?
<D2niar> somebody please
<follower> WTF
<follower> HOW MANY ****ING TIMES DO I HAVE TO ****ING TELL YOUR RETARDED *** TO USE PREG_MATCH?
<D2niar> yuo are the ****
<follower> and then ...
<follower> LEARN REGEX
<follower> youve been at this **** for 2 - 3 days
<D2niar> and then **** you follower
<follower> and everyone has told you the same thing
<D2niar> so what
<follower> and you still dont ****ing listen
<follower> so you must be a god damn retard
<follower> and you have no business using a computer
<D2niar> i dont ****ing listen to you
<follower> you dont listen to anything
<D2niar> you are homo
<follower> nobody is going to give you the answer
<D2niar> ****ing gay
<follower> you are going to have to learn
<follower> we dont condone ignorance
<D2niar> i learned and stuck
<D2niar> ****
<follower> what did you not understand about it then?
<D2niar> i just to make it simple
<follower> well, to start with, i told you to use preg_match
<D2niar> preg_replace('[/.*]','',.....
<follower> IS THAT ****ING PREG_MATCH!?
<D2niar> hmm
<follower> god damn it, you are stupid
<Robdgreat> "preg_replace" != "preg_match";
<follower> i give up
<D2niar> i shoud go to buy ciggaret
<D2niar> ****
<follower> you should die of cancer
<follower> god forbid you have offspring
<D2niar> i'll die because ****ing regex
<follower> time to go clean the car more
<Technobabble> when i do a 'service vncserver start' it gives me a "no displays configured"
<Technobabble> where do i config the displays?
<drugod> any good way to get current bandwidth usage of server with php ?
<pLogy> how to declare $sales=45.59
<pLogy> coz when i write it like that it inserts it into the database as 45 only
<Deniar> what is the field type
<pLogy> integer
<pLogy> should it be long ?
<Deniar> double
<pLogy> ok thanks
<Deniar> :)
<drugod> $func = 'get_netstat_'.$os;
<drugod> how to enable this function at my system ?
<drugod> nvm
<follower> HAHA, my x got fat
<follower> that makes 2 of them now
<follower> maybe 3, who knows
<follower> they all get fat!
<tyler> nudes please
<f3dt> follower: lucky
<tyler> that was ironic
<tyler> nothing for 29 minutes and we both said something at the same time
<tyler> are you watching me from the street
<f3dt> is that no ok?
<f3dt> *not
<tyler> well... you dont mind me sitting here naked, do you?
<pLogy> is there switch cases in php ?
<f3dt> :[
<f3dt> yes!
<f3dt> it's called switch
<tyler> what city do you live in again
<f3dt> mesa
<tyler> oh
<tyler> right next to jed
<tyler> horrrrrrray.
<pLogy> any good link for secure php authentication scripts ?
<f3dt> https?
<pLogy> no http
<tyler> lol
<evulish> just uhh.. write one?
<pLogy> i wanna see samples to know how a clean code should be
<f3dt> https is secure. http isn't.
<pLogy> i wrote one already
<pLogy> but i amn't sure about the efficiency
<evulish> post it in a pastebin and let people here critique it
<pLogy> i want to see different codes to get more experience
<f3dt> store the md5 of the p***word on your server and then compare it to md5(_POST['p***'])
<ansimation> YOU FROGET $
<f3dt> and )
<f3dt> FAILURE
<tyler> can we kick f3dt out of the cool guys club for that mistake
<ansimation> yes
<ansimation> consider it done
<tyler> sweet
<tyler> owned.
<pLogy> is it better to use http authentication with .htp***wd or authentication form script ?
<evulish> depends on what you're trying to do
<pLogy> what makes a difference ?
<evulish> uh
<evulish> what?
<evulish> .htp***wd is very very very basic
<evulish> you can build a very robust one on your own
<evulish> it depends on your needs
<pLogy> i can build what ?
<evulish> a very robust user system
<pLogy> without .htp***wd ?
<evulish> yes
<pLogy> through database u mean ..right ?
<pLogy> with username and p***word fields ?
<evulish> you can do it with whatever
<wpgg> can someone ***ist me with some guidance with variables?
<evulish> wpgg, just ask
<pLogy> is there ways other than a table with username and p***word ?
<evulish> pLogy, of course
<pLogy> what are they ?
<evulish> things like LDAP or web services
<wpgg> i have an admin panel and im fopening the txt files, editing them and saving them. However i want to have one index with ?edit=aboutus and it aboutus would be the var that would open that txt file
<pLogy> evulish: what are the top authentication methods that are efficient to use ?
<evulish> i don't know.
<evulish> i use a database or ldap
<pLogy> web service ?
<evulish> it's not efficient but you can use it, sure
<pLogy> http authentication is not good ?
<evulish> what?
<evulish> it's just not robust
<pLogy> robust ?
<evulish> @gdefine robust
<mod_spox> Definition for: robust
<mod_spox> 1. physically strong
<mod_spox> 2. full-bodied: marked by richness and fullness of flavor; "a rich ruby port"; "full-bodied wines"; "a robust claret"; "the robust flavor of fresh-brewed coffee"
<mod_spox> 3. strong enough to withstand or overcome intellectual challenges or adversity; "the experiment yielded robust results"; "a robust faith"
<mod_spox> Source: http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn%3Fs%3Drobust&usg=__Re7q8NuduN4fgZHo57AP4v1EOTg=
<follower> sup bitches
<follower> i am motha ****in high
<wpgg> lol
<pLogy> i didn't try LDAP, i think i should give it a try
<evulish> why?
<pLogy> learning
<evulish> i wouldn't waste my time unless i needed it
<pLogy> good philosophy
<pLogy> i thought i should be aware of everything
<evulish> that's impossible
<pLogy> what if u got nothing to work with at the moment, u r not gonna try anything ?
<evulish> no
<wpgg> how do you echo index.php?variable in code
<wpgg> is that with $_get?
<ansimation> yarr
<evulish> wpgg, it's in $_SERVER
<evulish> i think that's what you're asking, at least


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