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<0> how can I quickly determine how many items are inside an array?
<0> aha
<0> array_count_value()
<0> what the hell
<1> @array_count_value!
<2> Failed to find definition for array_count_value!
<1> @array_count_value
<2> Did not find any matches for array_count_value
<2> Possible matches (best first):
<2> array_count_values, apd_continue, array_chunk, array_combine, array_filter, array_intersect, array_product, array_slice, array_splice, array_uintersect, array_unique, array_unshift, array_values, array_walk, arrayiterator_current, arrayiterator_valid, arrayobject_construct, arrayobject_count, hwapi_error_count, maxdb_param_count
<1> @array_count_values!
<2> (PHP 4, PHP 5)
<2> array array_count_values ( array input )
<2> Counts all the values of an array
<2> http://www.php.net/array-count-values
<1> forgot an s



<1> damn... my cat walked on my keyboard, and all my dl'd torrents disapeared from azureus... still says i'm downloading at 150 kB/s though =\
<1> grrr! loading the same torrents gives message: "Torrent already been loaded as 'such an such'"
<1> oh ****
<1> lol... "filter"
<1> typing in window automatically .. filters?
<1> ok..
<3> http://www.phplife.org/
<3> hah
<3> anyone up?
<4> there is a script to login systems ??
<4> like phpBB for forums
<4> if i want to add login system to my website
<5> php.net/man
<5> it's called coding
<6> Is it possible to open a page with php using a proxy?
<7> hi anyone speak spanish
<6> Anyone know hot I can jump to the next element in the array?
<6> how
<6> *
<3> @next
<2> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<2> mixed next ( array &array )
<2> Advance the internal array pointer of an array
<2> http://www.php.net/next
<6> thanks
<8> http://www.tian.cc/2006/02/broke-mac-mountain.html
<3> tb, got a question
<9> mornin HaNtU]uU[
<3> is it bad to have all the connectdb functions in a file, and include it where youneed it?
<3> gday ansi
<8> HaNtU]uU[, yes and no
<3> why yes
<8> it is good to make a db instantiation cl***
<3> http://shiflett.org/archive/110 i dont quite get what he mean
<8> that does common functions for you, connects, udpates, protects against insertion attacks, etc
<8> well
<3> he says not to put it in webroot
<8> ~username/public_html
<3> where to put it then? o_O
<8> that's world readable
<3> yes.
<8> ~username/public_html/index.php
<8> that's your code
<3> yes.
<8> ~username/libraries/db.cl***.php
<8> that is your db cl***
<3> yes again.
<8> ~username/libraries/ is not viewable via the web
<10> i don't wanna work
<3> so in our code we'll have to do like include('../libraries/foobar.php'); ?
<8> how can I possibly view db.cl***.php via www.yourdomain.com
<8> HaNtU]uU[, basically
<3> what would you suggest, if i had my webroot under /web ?
<8> so ~username/web/index.php is your app then?
<3> hum.. not exactly.
<3> /web/app
<3> / is the root
<6> Can someone help debug my script? It gives feof(): supplied argument is not a stream resource, same with fgets. Source here: http://pastebin.com/565023
<6> I have a proxylist, proxies are one each line in the format ip:port. I need to use each of them to visit a link of mine with the above script. Gives 'not a valid stream resource' error.
<3> *pokes tb*



<11> is ok for me to start the trivia game?
<12> alright. day 3 with no voice
<13> spox: you have a keyboard, you dont need a voice
<13> damn it, i keep forgetting to emerge -uD world before i go to sleep
<11> someone uses Konversation?
<12> konversation is the ****
<12> konversation > *
<12> follower: it's a pain in the *** in real life though
<12> getting gas yesterday was a bitch
<13> spox: yeah, i know =\ i was just trying to make you feel better
<12> i have to go to the bank today, and i thought about writing down on a note what i need
<12> but i don't want them to think i'm robbing them
<12> :/
<13> bad idea
<13> =P
<8> a friend of mine pulled a really neat prank in high school
<12> ?
<8> she and a bunch of her friends all dressed in suits
<8> and wore dark sungl***es
<8> a couple carried violin cases
<11> so, what do you use spox?
<8> the walked in quickly and took strategic locations
<12> Mr_Eko: huh?
<8> then she walked up and quietly handed the teller an envolope
<8> and they all walked out, covering the exits
<8> it was a deposit
<13> heh
<13> i dont think id try it
<3> tb got an account in oink?
<8> oink?
<3> the mp3 bt site, bug evulish
<3> i can seed some asian music for you if you want.
<8> huzzah!
<3> got it?
<8> i'll harr*** evulish
<3> and then look for 'hantu'
<11> instead of konversation
<11> x-chat?
<12> konversation > *
<12> **** xchat
<11> so, what do you use spox?
<12> konversation
<8> have they fixed writing to ntfs yet?
<11> i'm kinda confused
<12> why?
<11> [2006-02-21 10:03] <12> konversation is the ****
<11> so... if it's ****, why do you use it?
<12> yeah, not that it is **** but it is the ****
<12> Mr_Eko: slang for good
<11> hehehe
<11> that's some weird slang
<11> i felt like an old man
<8> the original
<8> not the new remake
<11> the original like in the animated show?
<8> no
<8> the movie
<8> with peter sellers
<8> and david niven
<11> cool movie
<14> ever have a pair of shoes where one shoe feels perfect, the other feels like something chewing on your foot?
<11> take out the rat from the shoe and try again
<14> i think my company's threatening to move me to production support
<14> but honestly, i don't think i'd mind too much
<11> well... i just switched to kubuntu from windows and i would like to know which php editor (NOT vi, NOT emacs) do you use?
<14> vim
<13> nedit
<11> vim is vi
<11> !
<14> no it's not
<13> Mr_Eko: www.nedit.org
<12> kate


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