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<0> i dont get how she eats as much
<0> and i worked out alot/rarely finished my meal
<0> but id say in a given week... we went out to eat atleast 10 times
<0> then all the movies we used to goto, dam our hard part was finding a movie we didnt see
<0> that **** owned me *** lol
<1> ermf. i think i'm gonna ease up on the drinking and food.
<2> how thin is '****'
<0> pretty dam thin
<0> thin enough for me to keep interested
<0> and thats THIN
<0> evu: thats what i had to do
<0> all my money either went to my girlfriend (well us having fun, so im in no way blaming her), my car, or just random parties (alc/misc ;/)
<1> well, i'm not hurting for cash or anything, i just need to ramp up my savings
<3> tb
<4> yes?
<4> oh, sorry



<4> wrong one
<3> hhehe sup Tb
<3> :)
<4> pimpin hoes n such
<4> the usual stuff
<3> sounds fun.
<3> what does <<< do?
<5> did you ask the docs?
<3> counld find it
<5> http://www.php.net/heredoc#language.types.string.syntax.heredoc
<3> thanks, didnt know wherebout to look :(
<3> so its to enclose a block of text.
<5> sorta
<5> it's a special string delimiter
<0> if I have 2 tables and I want to return just data from table 1 if there is a relative LEFT JOIN for table 2, how do i do this and only return table1's values once (sometimes there will be multi left join values)
<0> example is: SELECT comp_locations.* FROM comp_locations LEFT JOIN comp_locations_cats ON comp_locations.id = comp_locations_cats.location_id WHERE comp_locations_cats.cat_id = 6 OR comp_locations_cats.cat_id=7
<0> but if the cat_id has both 6 and 7 it returns the comp_locations twice... i just want it once
<0> aka the LEFT JOIN is basicly just an addon for WHERE comparision. No info in it needs to be actually returned
<5> distinct
<0> thankyou two-bits... let me look it up
<0> works like a charm ;]
<5> usually does
<0> lol yeh... see i never been actually trained in any laungauge
<0> so being that im self taught i only know what i currently need
<0> so every time i need to do something new i got to learn it ;/
<0> obviously pros and cons it.. pro is i dont blow thousands on cl***es for nothing, cons is little things like that i dont know
<0> till i need it
<5> i'm self taught too. but my adventagous twist is that i do not "hunt and peck" for a solution to a given problem. i find the documentation surrounding the entire idea of my problem and read it all. so i know what i can and can't do before i need to do it and either save time by not looking up something i already learned, or knowing of a built in way to solve a problem i might otherwise devise a home-brewed solution for
<0> ;/ yeh... i sorta have over 3 months of projects backed up right now with new ones added every day
<0> infact, 2 came int today
<0> what i need to do is hire programmers under me
<0> to better split the work load
<0> oh well though
<0> much appreciate though for all your help
<0> once i finish up this project ill actually toss u some moola if u want
<0> since most people in here dont actually help and u have multi times today
<6> hm, ChillAxen, http://r-butler.net/~robert_/code/post.phps -- the bottom for() loop doesn't seem to be adding anything to the $emp_sql SQL query
<7> hi every one
<7> is there anybody who know abt mrtg
<4> what?
<8> plz 2 b speaking english kthx
<7> its eng dear
<7> MRTG
<8> that word has no vowels in it.
<7> Multi Router Traffic GateWAy
<4> uh, you're in #PHP
<8> hi hw r u dng tdy tcnbbl
<4> m dn jst fn
<8> Nope, can't see the appeal in typing like a ****tard.
<4> lol
<8> It's just not that fun.
<4> it was funny for a couple lines though
<4> i'm glad that guy left on his own
<5> y gys dnt knw wht yr mssng t n
<4> i was tempted to ban his ***
<8> hahah
<8> 2bts wtf u lk tkn lk tht?
<8> mgn f ppl spk lk tht n rl lf
<8> 2 sv tm
<4> mfn f, lol
<6> heh



<8> heh
<9> Hi guys. I have a question. My knowledge of PHP's syntax is good(not great, just good) but I dont have much experience working with it. Recently I just downloaded a messabe board script.
<9> The problem I am having is not related to it but with placing ads on it. This is how the board works. There is a template.html file which holds the template of the forum
<8> We don't support 3rd party apps.
<10> Wtf
<10> i cannot get exec() to run my .bat file
<6> FredieMav: they don't support anything you didn't write by yourself
<10> tried for freaking hours... any ideas?
<9> I want to place google ads on the forum. The board has individual files for login, registration etc. Each of these files relies on template.html for the layout. Now, I dont want the google ads to be placed on the login pages, registration pages, etc.
<6> somebody tell FredieMav he's a moron
<9> So from the template.html file, how can I restrict the ads from being placed on the login page(login.php), registration page(register.php) etc?
<10> one windows
<10> on*
<8> FredieMav: We still don't support 3rd party apps.
<9> k
<6> Robdgreat: I don't think he understands the meaning of "doesn't"
<6> :P
<8> Consult the documentation or perhaps your forum has a forum.
<9> Robdgreat: Alright tried checking the documentation but no help.
<6> do they have a website?
<9> ya I do
<6> THEY, not you
<9> they*
<6> try mailing the author
<8> Google ads are pretty widespread. I'm thinking someone else has had this same problem.
<6> heh
<8> heh
<9> Robdgreat: The reason I dont want the ads to be placed on the login page and all is because that goes against Google's TOS
<2> good
<2> we STILL do not support it here
<8> that hasn't changed
<2> The really awesome thing about message board software...
<6> Legend of Zero [Gundam Wing]
<6> whee
<2> is that they ALWAYS have a message board for support
<2> ironic isn't it?
<2> I bet you'd have a LOT of success asking them
<6> FredieMav: >>> try mailing the author <<<
<2> and ZERO success asking here.
<9> Zenethian: Already posted this question on the support form around four days back
<8> That doesn't make us start supporting it.
<2> maybe you should use a different forum software then.
<9> robert_: I will do that. I guess I dont have any other option
<2> theres a lot out there.
<6> FredieMav::no_comprende = true;
<6> ok
<6> heh
<8> try efnet
<6> or that
<2> haha
<2> efnet
<9> Zenethian: I want to use a cl***ical forum(which has a thread view/message tree)
<9> not something like phpBB
<8> ah, you want it to play Mozart in the background
<9> I just need to know how to check from template.html which file is calling it
<3> bam di di dum
<3> sup rob :P
<8> nada
<9> I tried using: if($_SERVER['PHP_SELF'] != "login.php") { // show ads }
<6> heh, same as the other rob :P
<9> but that attempt just went in vain
<8> well you can't run php code from an html file
<8> so yeah
<6> unless
<6> you have php process .html files, it won't work
<2> so
<6> otherwise
<6> you're sol
<9> well, the .html file here is being called from a php script. so i guess the php interpreter would interpret code within a <?php ?> tags, even if its inside a .html file
<3> doubt it :o
<6> FredieMav: that highly depends on if it's being include[_once], or ()'d,require[_once]()'d
<8> However, by your account, it didn't work.
<8> Which would suggest that it won't work.


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