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<0> Mr_Eko
<1> i kill them
<0> can u help me
<0> ?
<1> it depends
<0> i want talk bout dictionary
<1> ask
<0> and online testing
<1> ASK
<0> du u have template
<1> no
<0> do u know any web
<0> that i can find this things
<1> no
<0> is really need
<0> this



<1> sorry
<0> its ok
<0> i'm new in mirc
<0> do u know any channel
<1> np
<0> that i can ask for php
<0> ?
<1> here
<1> damn...
<2> hmm
<2> what do you want to know about dictionary and online testing
<3> How do you say "order by FOO then BAR"?
<3> "ORDER BY foo, bar"?
<4> yup
<3> ty
<4> of course
<4> you could have just tried it
<4> heh
<3> Quicker to ask tahn to put random info in the database.
<2> quicker to look it up
<2> than to ask
<4> I see.
<4> SQL Books FTW.
<4> hi jon.
<3> More antisocial though. xP
<2> sup dude
<4> will you marry me?
<2> no.
<2> final answer
<4> not even in m***achusettes?
<4> I'll get you a really pretty dress.
<2> nEVAR!@#
<2> i bet you would, pervert
<4> heh heh heh
<2> so yeah
<2> what's up
<4> not a lot
<4> finishing some stuff for work
<4> so that my manager's blood pressure can go down.
<2> must be nice ;)
<2> telecommutin' bastard
<4> she needs to take some yoga or something.
<4> learn to destress
<2> she needs anal ***
<4> I think she gets anal ***.
<4> she's a pretty wild woman.
<2> then mayber too much anal *** is the p[roblem
<4> I dunno
<4> I think it's not enough gangbangs.
<4> ;)
<2> hah
<4> But anyway
<2> that is pretty wild
<4> lol
<4> funny story
<4> we were sitting in our team meeting
<4> (the one day we have to go to work)
<4> and she just got back from a vacation where her and her husband went on a cruise
<4> and she's normally kinda pale and she came back all tanned and ****
<4> And donna, the other manager, who we kinda consider a "mom" cuz she's about 50 and just very motherly in a nice way (she's a very kind hearted person) asks her
<4> "did you get burned anywhere"



<2> uh oh
<4> and kendra replied "well, just on my knees, actually. I dont know how that happened"
<2> haha
<3> lmao xD
<4> and donna without missing a beat innocently said "well maybe your suntan lotion got rubbed off"
<2> lmfao
<4> three of us had to leave the room.
<4> nobody could help but laugh
<2> that's hilarious
<4> that was such the perfect setup
<5> im sorry Zenethian but i didnt get it
<2> LOL
<4> and poor donna never realizes it when she makes a dirty joke.
<2> nice
<4> tadawuls: she rubbed the suntan lotion off her knees by being "on her knees"
<5> lol
<4> yay, there the lightbulb went.
<2> maybe.
<2> unconfirmed.
<2> :P
<4> Nah, seriously she probably just put the lotion on while standing up or something
<4> but still
<4> it was hilarious.
<4> Its okay, Hans, one of our team leads, just kinda randomly asked me "hey do you ever get mad about having to shave your mom's back all the time?"
<5> lol
<4> we were all standing around in his cubicle and it was totally random.
<4> hehe
<2> well? did you?
<4> :<
<2> guess so ;)
<4> I nay shave my mommy's back.
<6> jon boy
<2> just left it hairy
<2> sup ansi]
<4> yep
<2> wtf
<2> [MemoServ(service@dal.net)notice] hitler has 50 new memos.'
<2> and then
<2> ) [MemoServ(service@dal.net)notice] You have 23 new memos. To list, use: /msg MemoServ@services.dal.net LIST
<2> wtf
<6> **** man. trying to back up some stuff on another hard drive but it isn't showing up...
<2> lol
<5> smoking time
<4> smooth
<2> ****in all invites
<2> 73 invites
<4> yeah a few friends of mine got bombarded by that **** too
<2> that's insane
<6> lemme guess
<6> wasteland
<2> yup
<6> i got em too
<6> wigga probably has like 1000 memos from that ****
<2> 50 is the max
<6> ah
<6> then he got 50
<6> heh
<6> !exec /sbin/ifconfig | grep "inet addr" | grep -v "127.0"
<7> inet addr:192.168.1.100 Bcast:192.168.1.255 Mask:255.255.255.0
<2> !exec /sbin/whoami
<2> er
<2> probably
<2> /bin/whoami
<2> !exec find / -name whoami
<2> :D
<3> If I wanted the earliest time first, would it be desending or asending..?
<2> well
<2> shamess
<2> whatr do you think it is?
<3> ... I dunno, my head just stopped working.
<2> try 1
<3> Like, 502 error and everything.
<3> ASC...
<6> i was gonna say


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