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<0> uh.. I got google?
<1> do you get the links at the bottom?
<1> like the "advertise here" ones and everything?
<0> no, I guess not
<1> that's the problem
<1> want me to show you the script?
<0> putting it on pastebin would probably be useful
<1> one sec
<0> my telepathy is just not real strong today
<1> http://fourtwentyfm.ath.cx/fuh.phps
<2> why do people like leather-bottom shoes?
<0> leather bottom?
<2> kristen88: your host is slow as hell
<1> it's my local computer, sorry
<1> it's just faster for me that way
<0> heh, I was just going to guess



<0> we are all destroying her cable connection or something
<1> lol
<1> i'm getting slashdotted by #php
<2> heh. i'm going through my entire music collection and grabbing the album artwork for everything
<2> this is gonna take a few hours
<2> i'm almost done with the A's
<0> maybe something with the socket_read and a size limit?
<0> I dunno really, I've never done something like that :P
<1> hm
<1> i tried changing the size limit
<1> the site loaded fully when i used small numbers, but then the headers would become part of the site content
<3> AVG isn't free
<4> avg personal is free
<2> heh. i think i want to move just so i can furnish my own place
<2> i'd kill for a comfy couch.
<0> I dunno, my gut says it's something with a size limit
<3> AVF Personal doesn't exists
<0> or how your loop works
<3> AVG
<1> lol
<1> i know how i'm gonna fix it
<1> i'm gonna comment out lines and see which one fixes the problem
<1> then i know that it's that line that's causing the problem :D
<0> :)
<2> you know what would be nice. ankle dress socks.
<5> http://www.lanecc.edu/instadv/catalog/citech/programs/comprog.htm
<5> that look like a good program to you guys?
<5> considering javascript isn't until spring of the first year i venture i'd do okay
<1> :o
<1> the regex was causing the problem
<1> my friend wrote that regex for me
<1> i should kill him
<1> ohhhh
<1> i know why that happened
<5> ew, pe requirement
<1> wanna know why it was doing it, chalupah?
<0> haha, nah.. are you asian, kristen?
<1> why? been looking at the nudes in /?
<0> yeah :)
<1> and yeah, i am :)
<5> nudes? huh?
<1> jedzilla: too late, you should've joined when i pasted the link
<5> doh
<5> i'm sick, tho, my life is moving slower :(
<5> *sniff*
<1> oh ok you can see the nudes too
<5> hooray!
<1> http://fourtwentyfm.ath.cx/
<1> damn, why didn't i send a link to goatse?
<1> that was the perfect opportunity :(
<5> heh
<5> wow, a cutie programmer type
<5> no way
<0> apparently unconcerned about showing her boobies to strangers too
<6> yea buddy
<0> :)
<6> mah boy came through
<5> we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen
<5> i'm guessing by "33", "44", and "111" there's a large cache somewhere, too



<0> haha, the server keeps getting SLOWER
<5> heh
<3> i like 111
<7> ooh pics!
<5> everyone in here must be hitting it
<5> i'm getting like 4 lines of the JPEG a second
<1> wow you guys are horny
<7> heh
<6> ...
<1> do i get more php help now that i've shown my tits?
<6> wait
<5> i'd help you with php either way
<6> you showed yer tits?
<5> the tits are a nice bonus though
<1> ansimation: yeah, they were on my server and that leet hax0r found them
<2> i only help for vag.
<5> i can mirror them to reduce your bandwidth load, if you like, kristen88
<1> lol
<1> i'd prefer not
<5> i get an OC42 :)
<6> hah
<1> they're on enough geek hard drives already
<1> geek in the good sense for you guys though...
<5> oh of course
<3> is there a good sense for geek???
<5> we're great geeks
<5> who the hell would kick you? you've got two get-out-of-jail-free cards on your chest
<1> haha
<5> i'd venture to say you've pretty much bought seniority here
<6> show me the titties dammit
<3> Hahahaha
<6> ;/
<1> i swear, i must be the only girl programmer on the planet
<1> are there any girls in here?
<5> no, i knew several more
<6> !addquote <5> who the hell would kick you? you've got two get-out-of-jail-free cards on your chest
<3> this is the point when the "are they natural" question flood
<5> know, rather
<1> in my computing cl*** of about 30 people, i'm the only girl
<3> starts
<1> JLTorrente: yes they are
<5> and what nice real ones they are
<3> Well, that lady sure knows how to get some php help
<6> damn
<6> look at that ***
<1> you know, i never actually said that those pics were of me
<5> she has a point there
<1> it could just be my hot lesbian asian girlfriend for all you guys know
<0> it's her alter ego, kristenXXX
<2> heh. and this will now be know as mistake #8.
<2> i just hit the wrong button and it's going through 40,000 mp3s and trying to download the album covers for them
<1> hell, for all you guys know that could be my daughter
<1> in which case, i am a horrible, horrible person
<5> yeah, you would be
<8> Get a faster server
<8> meh
<1> wtf
<1> i show my tits and everyone shows up
<3> what did you expecte?
<5> welcome to irc
<1> haha
<7> ehehe
<1> i should show my tits in help channels more
<1> nobody ever helps me in #freebsd but i bet if i showed my tits they would
<5> i like this girl
<1> :)
<0> give her +v for more boobies
<5> you've earned yourself a free p*** into the super-duper jed's pals club
<1> sweet
<5> congratulations on being the first member
<5> ...and, sole member
<1> hooray!


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