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<0> I just need to edit the php.ini the extension_dir to c:\php\ext
<1> DouglasCky, where are you from?
<0> and uncomment the mysql and mysqli in the php.ini
<0> everything will done
<0> don't know this time got this problem
<2> i don't know... i've always just moved the extensions i use, into the c:\php, edit php.ini, and add c:\php to the windows source path, and it all works first time, every time.
<3> http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/BirdMoowalk/?c=&p=4
<1> you sound like Boomhauer.
<1> don't know man this time got this dang ol' problem
<2> lol
<3> got a dang ol bird, a moonwalk, the bird just standin there and he starts up and.. dang old bird, man
<2> nice
<2> for a moment i thought it was gonna make fun of the metamucil commercial =P wondering why u were showing me a video of a tv commercial
<1> dang ol mwa ha ha ha... dang ol boo
<2> man, mumble mumble, gotta do a mumble mumble you know what i mean mumble mumble that's the only way man.. only way.
<3> look at the one with the smoking chimp



<4> dang ole got the thing man with the deal over 'ere dang ole wit it man
<2> UH oh!! word's out.. users pounding msn search and win with meta refreshers have found the overall declared odds of winning anything, according to msn search and win official rules, is 1:4,000... unfortunate for many who found their numbers reaching 4150+ to 6000 before they won anything =(
<3> http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/Cat_Fan/?c=&p=5
<5> ummm, odds dont really work like that
<5> so thats kind of a dumb *** statement
<2> lol
<2> yeah, but i'm just pissed that i haven't won **** yet
<5> 1:100 doesnt mean that you are actually going to get something 1 in 100 times
<2> odds of heads are 1:2, doesn't mean you'll get heads both times
<3> you mean once out of 2 tosses
<3> or 'either time'
<5> or even 3 out of two
<2> 3 out of 2
<2> lol...
<5> odds doesnt mean its going to happen at all
<4> how long does it take to load kogi
<4> ****
<1> all
<1> damn
<1> day
<4> oh you gotta press play?
<5> haha
<2> i hope people pound the **** out of msnsearchandwin.com .. it'll just kill their bandwidth for the next 3 months.
<1> provided you don't figure out to press play
<4> K|O|G|I; oh yeah right
<4> that ceiling fan would tilt under that amount of pressure
<4> it ****in stays straight
<5> are you one of those people that say 'that cant really happen!' during a movie?
<4> no
<5> i bet you are
<4> but a video on the internet, sure
<3> jon, that depends how the fan is mounted
<4> why post it if it fakes
<5> yeah, because videos on the internet are always real
<3> if it's mounted on a downshaft, then yes
<4> kogi; how else would it be mounted?
<3> if it's properyly flushmounted to the ceiling, then it won't budge
<3> all my fans are flushmounted
<3> right up to the ceiling
<4> the quarter inch wood should flex
<3> quarter inch wood?
<5> jesus christ man, its a ****ing video on the internet
<4> right, the fan blade
<3> you don't know what houses are build out of, do you?
<4> yeah, i'be only built 2 from the grond up
<4> i havn't a clue
<3> the fan blade is swinging the cat outward, not down
<5> NEWS FLASH: NOT EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS REAL
<3> the blad ewould not flex much
<4> follower; i have an idea... how about you shut the hell up
<5> im sorry they didnt tell you that when you signed up
<5> maybe you should go get a refund
<3> either way, it's damn funny
<4> kogi; granted that's correct.. ;) i just like to see real stuff.. it's funnie
<4> r
<3> sure
<3> it could be real, i think
<3> but it was still funny
<3> specially when it comes off and hits the wall
<4> i'll argue it isn't real, just to piss follower off



<4> 'cuz that seems to strike his nerve
<4> however i appreciate his shutting the hell up, however i believe it's a coincidence
<5> i dont care if its real or not
<5> i know entertainment when i see it
<5> and you sir, are entertainment
<4> well if i'm entertainment, i expect to be compensated for my services
<4> entertainment comes with a price, ya know
<5> you better file it in your taxes
<4> btw, your standards must **** if my drink *** entertains you
<5> your typos alone entertain me
<4> well i can blame the 14beer and 3oz of whiskey for those
<5> i blame your inability to know when to stop
<3> 14 beers
<3> ****
<4> lol
<4> i can still go
<4> if i were drunk i'd be typing erraticly
<4> or not at all
<4> heh
<4> anyways... follower.. i apperciate the comments
<5> any time, im trying to amuse myself
<5> i had a really bad headache that im trying to get over
<5> its almost gone
<4> smoke one
<4> ****
<5> i cant smoke anymore
<5> :(
<5> as of last week
<4> probation?
<5> promotion
<4> ah
<4> legitimate deal
<4> nice
<4> i got on probation last week
<5> yeah, i figured id give it up for that
<4> i need to give up for a whilke
<5> you can smoke on probation, i did it for 4 years
<4> heh
<4> i'm on deferred adjudication for a pocession charge
<4> so uh
<4> i'm not gonna risk it
<5> 27% cranberry juice + water
<5> never failed
<5> i was on felony probation, with a concurrent probation for posession
<4> jesus
<4> i would never risk it on felony probation
<4> just not worth it
<5> yeah well, i used to be pretty ****ing stupid
<4> but iguess that's the difference between me and you :)
<4> i still am bro :)
<4> but i'm better than i was
<5> not stupid enough to smoke on probation though ;)
<4> i'm quitting the end of the month or so
<5> i really wouldnt recommend doing it
<5> i almost failed once
<5> came out 49 nanograms/ml
<4> 'cuz i'm on probation in hays county... out of another county.. it's gonna be another month and a half before the paper work even gets to the top of the stack
<5> 50 is the threshold
<4> damn
<4> i'm in san marcos
<4> i figure they're pretty strick here
<4> with all the college kids
<5> it was enough for them to send me to IOP rehab, but not to revoke me
<5> san marcos, tx?
<4> yeah
<5> haha
<5> i live in texas city
<4> i know you're in the houston area, as per host name
<5> i go up to austin all the time to smoke
<4> heh, lots of KB in austin
<5> kb, k6, white widow, purple cush, ak47
<4> heh, i don't **** with that shirt
<5> my friend gets all the good **** up there
<4> i get me a whatever of reg


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