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<0> hrm
<0> !php function strip_ext($fn) { if ($p = strrpos($fn, '.')) $fn = substr($fn, 0, $p); return $fn; } echo strip_ext(".htaccess");
<1> .htaccess
<0> heh
<2> hi channel]
<2> sorry for ]
<3> thanks a lot
<4> don't let it happen again.
<2> oh i won't =)
<3> Two-Bits i am going to paste the code and tell me if it's ok
<4> why don't you just tell us if it works
<3> i haven't install in this computer apache and php
<0> banxt: or you could TRY the code and YOU tell ME if it's ok
<3> Two-Bits: i can't test it in this computer
<4> this ask jeeves party is gonna rock :P
<3> http://www.nomorepasting.com/paste.php?pasteID=57891
<0> banxt: it usually helps to ask php questions when you're currently in a position to test your own code
<3> yeah i know
<0> i dont walk to car mechanic for advice on a car i left at home
<0> your echo probably isn't going to do what you want
<0> if $file is "foo.html" and $lala is consequentially "foo"...
<0> !php $file = "foo.html"; $lala = "foo"; echo "<A HREF=news/".$file.".html".$lala."<br>";
<1> <A HREF=news/foo.html.htmlfoo<br>
<0> yeah.. not what you want at all
<0> !php $file = "foo.html"; $lala = "foo"; echo "<a href=\"news/$file\">$lala</a><br>";
<1> <a href="news/foo.html">foo</a><br>
<0> or for readability:
<0> !php $file = "foo.html"; $lala = "foo"; echo '<a href='"news/' . $file . '">' . $lala . '</a><br>';
<1> Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '"', expecting ',' or ';' in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<0> !php $file = "foo.html"; $lala = "foo"; echo '<a href="news/' . $file . '">' . $lala . '</a><br>';
<1> <a href="news/foo.html">foo</a><br>
<3> \"news/$file\" can you explain me what that does, please ?
<0> the slashes escape the double quotes so php doesn't think they mark the end of the string, but rather are meant to be IN the string
<5> why the hell do people make a million widgets of clocks, to do lists, and weather checkers??? no one wants a goddamn 300x400 block on their desktop that tells them it's ****ing raining outside!
<4> i do
<0> beyond that, php allows variable interpolation within strings. whereby if it finds a legal variable name inside a double qutoed string, it will automatically replace it with the variable's value
<4> are you talking about osx's dashboard widgets?
<5> evulish: considering that's the only way you know what goes on outside your apt.. you're the exception. no, desktopX for windows
<5> but osX too
<4> what if it's dark out?
<4> what if you want to know what it's gonna be like tomorrow? or somewhere you're heading?
<0> stick your ****ing hand out the ****ing window
<5> lol. good thinking. I should make a widget that shows "light intensity"
<4> the windows here have screens on them
<6> what if you want to check if it's raining?
<6> do you (a) remove your fat *** from that comfortable chair
<6> or (b) hire a widget?
<0> i should make a widget that tells everyone in the area that it's a ****ing blizzard outside. that way they'll stay the **** inside and off my ****ing roads
<6> i mean, c'mon, i always go with B, you should too
<3> thanks a lot Two-Bits
<3> :)
<6> in fact, we need a weather bot in here
<0> banxt: cheers
<6> weatherbot, is it raining in eugene, or?
<6> <weatherbot> Yes.
<6> thanks, weatherbot.
<5> <weatherbot> i'm here to server
<5> serve*
<5> damnit
<6> so like, eve has been installing for ten minutes
<0> weatherbot, what are the conditions of jedzilla's vagina?
<0> <weatherbot> sandy
<4> hahaha
<6> and it seems to be at 1%, but the "master" progress bar has no percentage text
<6> this is frightening
<3> any suggestion for php book starter?
<0> php.net/tutorial
<6> banxt: http://php.net/tut
<0> bastard
<5> holy crap! they want you to pay $4 to download a magic 8 ball widget?
<6> Stoned4Life: they coded a magic 8 ball? wow, i hope they wrote a white paper about it
<5> lol
<6> because getting the great godly wisdom out of an 8 ball must have been extremely hard
<5> what was it? 4 lines of code and an animated gif
<0> i should run an 8ball script where one of the possible responses is you getting kicked
<0> ok.. lay it on me. i need a ****ton of humerous and vulgar responses
<5> lol
<5> maybe a russian roulette with a kick ban
<0> none that involve correcting my apparent inability to spell humorous
<6> whoa, the client is in python too?
<6> i'm seeing a zillion __init__.py's going by in this installer
<6> unreal, they wrote a game server and client in stackless
<6> simply unreal
<3> any books titles??
<5> ?
<5> Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six.. that's a good book & title
<7> and game
<7> series
<5> nice gmail widget... lol, stores p***word in plain text =P UH oH!
<5> i'll take the risk
<5> another overused widget; analog clocks.. why the hell would you want a giant wall clock on your desktop when you got a digital one on your taskbar?
<0> for technophobes and the visual impaired?
<0> dont ask how technophobes installed a widget. blood will shoot out your nose
<5> lol
<8> or how a analog clock on a computer screen would help the blind
<0> i said impaired, not necessarily blind
<0> for the ones you have to take their cokebottle gl***es off when using a computer so they dont burn their retinas
<8> oh
<8> pussies
<0> yeah, them too
<5> hmm.. nice ram/cpu meters.. except their HUGE! .. who makes these things? do they even use it themselves? whatever happened to a nice little meter/numerical display?
<5> they're**
<0> **** it, i need a nap
<9> sup bisrt
<9> bits
<0> sup
<5> later
<10> hello?
<9> hello..hello...hello....
<9> is there anybody in there...
<10> hey jon whats up
<9> just nod if you can hear me...
<9> is there anyone home..
<11> holy ****
<11> where ya been jon boy?
<9> sup ansi
<9> hi, spacepod
<9> just got inet turned on at the new place
<11> nice
<10> rite on
<11> so hows the new crib?
<9> heh it's a place to lay your head i guess
<9> ain't nothing spectacular
<11> i figured ya got doped up and joined the circus or somethin
<9> lmfao
<9> hahah
<9> not yet ;D
<11> good deal
<9> oh
<9> evulish
<9> he works for fcxm no?
<9> gerant
<9> grant
<9> you work for fcxm right?
<11> he works for me
<11> setting up my tents and shoveling elephant **** out of the road
<11> hey jon
<11> how bout letting me leech some albums?
<11> :D
<12> ...
<13> hiya all
<11> hi
<13> i dont know you guys can help me but I got a little problem with regular expressions..
<13> im a c++ programmer and im using the boost regexp library
<11> state your problem
<13> the problem is that expressions like *foo is an invalid regular expression, atleast in this library im using
<11> if someone cna help, they will.
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