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<1> because we needed a service program to handle dispatching field crews, maintaining customer equipment, inventory, etc
<1> writing one was too much work, and the only ones that weren't a $25k+ custom job were for quickbooks.
<1> the thing that really pisses me off is that this other program (ESC) needs to connect to the quickbooks xml server or whatever.. so you run the "esc quickbooks server" .. which is fine
<0> yeah, i'm starting to setup something like that
<0> for their rds stuff
<0> to integrate vtiger and quickbooks
<1> the problem comes when you need to do certain actions in quickbooks ... something to do with liabilities. you have to switch to single user mode, which is not possible because that process is always "logged in" to QB
<0> yeah
<1> so our bookkeeper has to vnc to that server, pause the process, then go to single user, then remember to go back and turn it back on (which, invariably, she forgets)..
<1> and then people call me "greg, ESC won't post invoices to quickbooks, it just gives an error, i've been trying all day"
<1> why can't QB just use a regular database server? argh.
<0> seriously



<1> ESC does, which is awesome. so easy to write addons for it.
<0> i guess now it's better that it's not just a flat file
<0> but it's still ****ed
<1> yeah, maybe
<1> have you got into the RDS yet?
<0> at least before i could use samba
<0> not yet. going to next week
<0> just got the sdk downloaded
<1> oh yeah, thats annoying too. i have to have a damn windows server for it
<0> doesn't look too difficult
<0> yep
<1> what are you using to interface?
<0> probably php
<0> since that's what vtiger is in
<1> cool. i had started to get into that, but didn't get too far
<1> i have a thing now where you can log on our website and pay invoices.. you just have to put in your customer # and an invoice #
<1> then it verifies that it's a real account, and you can pay whatever given amount by CC
<2> $1 million dollars?
<1> I can get that stuff from ESC's database, it took me like, 20 minutes to write
<0> lol
<1> metallic: yes, we accept that. please msg me your credit card details and i'll happily process it.
<2> groogs_: you wouldnt happen to have some great vacation deals to nigeria also, would you?
<1> but anyway i'd love to be able to show people their actual account summary, and let them download invoices (actually ,that part i could do...), but the summary stuff (and especially aging and interest charges) are all in quickbooks
<2> ouch, that ****s.
<3> guys how can i fill up a td with an image/
<1> metallic: i apparently have good deais on cialis
<1> You wiII qet the perfect
<1> feelinq of beinq a man aqain!
<1> i got some great feedback this morning about a m*** email i sent out:
<1> Luella,
<1> **** YOU BITCH! I'm the MAN that's likely to put a ****ing bullet hole in your ****ING SPAMING HEAD!
<1> GO TO HELL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<0> hell yeah
<1> (heh, sorry for posting that again, i got a kick out of it tho)
<2> groogs_: that was you?
<4> ...
<1> some spammer used my email address as a "from" address. and someone replied.. :)
<5> nice...
<0> i love their tech support
<0> "so how big is your file right now?"
<6> HEWWO WECUM TO KWIK BOOKZ
<0> "i don't know, i'm not there at the moment"
<0> "well, can you check?"
<0> "i know it's over 250MB"
<0> "well, yeah, the max is usually about 200MB"
<0> you dumb ****s
<0> use a real DB
<0> ****



<6> whoa
<6> seagate bought maxtor
<0> so they can start producing really **** drives too
<0> hurray
<1> spox: huh? a soft limit beyond which it just "doesnt work" ?
<0> **** if i know
<0> "is it getting pretty slow?"
<0> is what they asked
<0> so far things seem okay
<0> i wish i could find some better software that would import all the data we have in quickbooks
<0> what's ****ed is this "enterprise" bull****
<0> ugh
<1> intuit canada doesn't even make QB Enterprise anymore. "Unfortunately it provided little additional functionality and used the same proprietary database as QuickBooks so it failed to capture a significant market share."
<0> yeah
<1> "Businesses with a large number of transactions or more than five users found the product slowed down to a crawl. As a result of this decision Intuit stands to lose businesses that outgrow QuickBooks."
<0> well, we were using QB2003 and after 5 users
<0> you just bought more licenses and you could connect
<0> no big thing
<0> now, it's 5 users and that's it
<0> you have to have the enterprise addition for more than 5
<0> compeletly retarded
<4> but "Enterprise" automatically means great!
<0> that must be it
<0> enterprise also means twice as expensive
<0> hurray
<1> is vtiger a fork of sugarcrm?
<1> or vice-versa?
<0> they are each their own entity
<0> they both do mostly the same thing
<0> the big thing making me lean towards vtiger is the thunderbird integration
<7> sera
<6> wahon
<7> avrei bisogno di un informazione
<6> balogna pon toopa fre nost
<6> se din te fonda?
<0> @translate-add it policene
<8> policene is now being tracking for translation.
<0> policene: what is the problem?
<8> policene: che cosa il problema?
<7> ho bisogno di inserire una variabile con due dati
<8> Translation (policene): I have need to insert one variable with two data
<7> in mysql
<8> Translation (policene): in mysql
<0> policene: can you provide an example?
<8> policene: potete fornire un esempio?
<7> per ottenere che i due dati
<8> Translation (policene): in order to obtain that the two data
<7> entrino nei due campi
<8> Translation (policene): they enter in the two you live
<7> come posso fare?
<8> Translation (policene): how I can make?
<0> mysql_query("insert into table (col1, col2) values ('$val1', '$val2')");
<7> grazie
<8> Translation (policene): thanks
<0> policene: no problem
<8> policene: nessun problema
<0> hrm, appgen's mybooks looks better than i remember
<0> it even has a quickbook import


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