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<Technobabble> i have a **** load of NICS
<Technobabble> i have like... 8 here
<Kanzie> does anyone know the tag for printing code, as code.. I have a string that it could as well be html in, and in that case I want to see the html, not have it beeing rendered
<Herms> changing < to &lt; should do it
<Herms> $string=str_replace ("<", "&lt;", $string)
<Herms> and do the same for the > i guess
<Kanzie> alright...
<Kanzie> thanks
<Mr_Eko> guys, do you know a nice ajax framework that functions easily with php?
<metallic> ****, some bitch gave me mono.
<spox> ha
<metallic> next time i see her, i'll **** her in the butt.
<RealMenE1tBacon> sajax
<spox> Mr_Eko: http://www.modernmethod.com/sajax/
<RealMenE1tBacon> I WIN
<spox> http://www.xajaxproject.org/
<spox> also, rails
<spox> but that's ruby
<groogs__> yeah, xajax is fairly nice
<RealMenE1tBacon> zachistan would be a good band name.
<metallic> man, we should really find a trollgirl to make trollboy a trollman.
<groogs__> i need a regex .. how can I match "unique" if it's in a string seperated by "|" or at the start or end? ie.. "unique|something", "foo|unique|bar" match, "unique1", "foo|notunique" don't match
<spox> i think it would be hard to find one he wouldn't crush
<groogs__> hrm, or perhaps i should just expode() and array_search() ..
<metallic> well, ***uming the string is rather short, the explode/array search approach should be fast enough.
<Technobabble> hey spox
<Technobabble> what's with these GREEN ORANGE BLUE ****
<RealMenE1tBacon> they're m&m's.
<Technobabble> red is apparently modem or isdn
<spox> they are interfaces
<spox> red is outside
<spox> orange is dmz
<spox> green is inside
<spox> blue is wireless
<Technobabble> ooooh
<Technobabble> so i'll need a green orange red
<Technobabble> wait, should my webserver run on the dmz?
<Technobabble> or just another green with 80 and 21 and such forwarded
<groogs__> 21?
<groogs__> hi, this is 2006
<Technobabble> ftp n ****
<Technobabble> and maybe some ssh
<groogs__> 2001 called. they want their ftpd back
<Technobabble> lol
<spox> Technobabble: green is where you should be
<spox> orange is where your servers should be
<Technobabble> i have 3 nics though
<Technobabble> okay
<spox> red is where the internet should be
<Technobabble> green orange red it is
<spox> @php $string = 'foo|bar|unique'; echo preg_match('/(^(.+?\|)*unique.*)/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> Result: good
<spox> @php $string = 'foo|bar|unique|ga'; echo preg_match('/(^(.+?\|)*unique.*)/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> Result: good
<spox> @php $string = 'foo|bar|dunique|ga'; echo preg_match('/(^(.+?\|)*unique.*)/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> Result: bad
<spox> @php $string = 'unique|ga'; echo preg_match('/(^(.+?\|)*unique.*)/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> Result: good
<spox> does the word have to be unique only
<spox> @php $string = 'foo|bar|uniqued|ga'; echo preg_match('/(^(.+?\|)*unique.*)/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> Result: good
<spox> @php $string = 'foo|bar|unique|ga'; echo preg_match('/(^(.+?\|)*unique.*)/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> Result: good
<spox> ?
<Mr_Eko> i don't understand how that sajax stuff works
<Zenethian> PAT SAJAX
<groogs__> spox: yeah. thanks tho
<groogs__> @php $string = 'foo|bar|unique|ga'; echo preg_match('/(^(.+?\|)*unique(\|.+)*)/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<groogs> @php $string = 'foo|bar|unique|ga'; echo preg_match('/(^(.+?\|)*unique(\|.+)*)/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<spox> @php $string = 'foo|bar|unique|ga'; echo preg_match('/(^(.+?\|)*unique(\||$))/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> Result: good
<groogs> @php $string = 'foo|bar|unique1|ga'; echo preg_match('/(^(.+?\|)*unique(\|.+)*)/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<spox> @php $string = 'foo|bar|uniqued|ga'; echo preg_match('/(^(.+?\|)*unique(\||$))/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> Result: bad
<spox> that one will work
<groogs> i didnt know you could do \||$
<groogs> @php $string = 'foo|bar|unique'; echo preg_match('/(^(.+?\|)*unique(\||$))/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> Result: good
<groogs> well, nifty
<groogs> @php $string = 'foo|bar|uniqued|ga'; echo preg_match('/(^|\|)unique(\||$))/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> PHP Warning: preg_match(): Compilation failed: unmatched parentheses at offset 18
<mod_spox> Result: bad
<groogs> @php $string = 'foo|bar|uniqued|ga'; echo preg_match('/(^|\|)unique(\||$)/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> Result: bad
<groogs> @php $string = 'foo|bar|unique|ga'; echo preg_match('/(^|\|)unique(\||$)/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> Result: good
<groogs> @php $string = 'foo|bar|unique'; echo preg_match('/(^|\|)unique(\||$)/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> Result: good
<groogs> @php $string = 'unique|foo|bar'; echo preg_match('/(^|\|)unique(\||$)/', $string) ? 'good' : 'bad';
<mod_spox> Result: good
<groogs> thats pretty simple actually.
<groogs> thanks spox
<spox> sure
<Q8istud> please can any one help me??
<Q8istud> i have a note. it`s consist of many words.
<spox> only if you ask a question
<Q8istud> can i have a function to select some word to showing it to the user??
<spox> sure
<Q8istud> what is it??
<spox> @php function show_word(){ echo 'word'; } show_word();
<mod_spox> Result: word
<Q8istud> thank you spox
<Technobabble> spox, this thing pretty much replaces my linksys router, right?
<spox> yeps
<groogs> show_that(); show_would(); show_be(); show_a(); show_fun(); show_way(); show_to(); show_program();
<spox> put replace "pretty much" with "does"
<spox> lol
<Technobabble> lol
<Technobabble> good
<spox> Technobabble code!
<Q8istud> thank for all
<Technobabble> because my ****ing linksys doesn't like my UPS's powers waveform
<Technobabble> so whem my power goes down
<Technobabble> my intarweb goes down too
<Robdgreat> whatcha got, Tb
<spox> ipcop has lots of nifty plugins
<Technobabble> i have a big ****er
<Kanzie> good god, you have your own heaven here spox
<groogs> one of my friends was in a cl*** where they were learning php. apparently the teacher made them echo every html tag individually, and didn't let them break out of php when printing a big chunk of html
<spox> Kanzie: ?
<Technobabble> groogs, taht would ****
<groogs> Technobabble: that is strange. what kind of ups?
<Technobabble> it's an old thing
<Technobabble> it's big
<Technobabble> you can see it on the bottom
<Technobabble> Tripp Lite Smart Pro 3000 something
<Technobabble> i thought it was hospital grade, but it puts out that stepped wave form
<groogs> most sub-$10k UPSes do..
<Technobabble> so everyone plays nice with the stepped
<Kanzie> spox: all your fancy toys for helping us php-wannaknows out
<Technobabble> except the old linksys
<Technobabble> Kanzie, it's a bot
<Kanzie> more nifty than fancy actually
<Kanzie> I get that
<Technobabble> bots do taht kinda ****
<Technobabble> @php echo "kanzie ****s";
<RealMenE1tBacon> http://pastebin.com/723525
<mod_spox> Result: kanzie ****s
<groogs> thats very strange, a normal wallwart should have no trouble with that since it as a capactor in it anyways
<RealMenE1tBacon> well this has been a fun day of making a mess of javascript
<groogs> or it's switched and in that case it should be able to handle just about anything
<groogs> (ie, usually a 5v switched power suppy can handle a source voltage of like 70-240VAC
<Technobabble> it gets it's red error light on it
<groogs> do you have a multimeter?
<Technobabble> and it just refuses to route packets
<Kanzie> anyways... how do I destroy a variable?
<Technobabble> not one that will read a stepped wave form
<Technobabble> it reads out at about 94 V output
<groogs> maybe your ups is broken ..
<spox> @unset
<mod_spox> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)


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