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<0> yes, that chris
<0> the one that can remove you
<1> i was not an server oper. lol.. i just used to go into Efnet a few years ago
<0> did i just catch you in a lie?
<1> ?
<0> i think i did
<0> if you're an irc "expert", as you claim, you'd know what "oper" means
<0> and "oper" does not mean "just goes on network x a few years ago"
<1> an oper like an ircop ? yeah i know
<2> I was an oper
<0> you claimed to be an efnet oper, and i know for a fact that you're not, because my server's o lines don't contain your hostmask at all
<2> on dalnet
<3> i was the oper king
<2> but who hasn't been one
<3> and i lived in a castle
<1> listen, i dont care, i just need to fix the damn script, bye.



<1> kanis, he means an ircop..
<0> you just got caught in a lie, you pal
<2> at least he didn't say mIRC Cop
<0> how can we be sure you're not lying about your script?
<1> no dude, i used to go in there since 93'
<0> you claimed to be an oper
<1> then i moved into dalnet
<0> "are you an oper?" "yes."
<4> hilarity.
<1> i was not an oper, i said i used to go into efnet!
<0> i just grepped the o lines for your mask
<0> and guess what, it's not there
<0> nor is a pretty mask, nor is a g line, nor are you even referred to in any internal logging
<1> wow, you are a genius.. i am telling you, i was not an ircop damn it
<0> [14:23:02] <0> what are you, an efnet oper?
<0> [14:23:10] <1> yes
<2> maybe he said yes to something else
<1> ever heard of people taking planes and moving into different countries? i didnt lived here all my life
<1> oi bei..
<1> forget it
<1> ignore.
<0> so what o line should i search for, oh great and powerful efnet oper
<0> because i'd be happy to remove it
<2> why are you being such a jerk?
<0> because i can
<3> he's filling the void left while poutine is gone
<2> ah, i know that feeling
<0> yeah, someone's got to
<2> poutine is great
<0> kanis: did you oper on hebron?
<2> i go through withdrawls everytime i get back to the states
<2> oh no, i'm friends with the old admin though. i opered on sonic/galaxy, which was probably failure of a server ever to hit dalnet
<0> i remember sonic
<2> i had my o-line revoked because i called the admin a moron
<1> I understand this is #php but since sometimes people have many different expertises ( like needed in the real world.. ) i am getting an Error while applying actions. when using the mysql query browser. it has never happened before, i can still update the line via a command, but not using the editor, can anyone help? anyone seen this error ?
<2> and word got back to him, so i called him a moron to his face
<2> and that was the end of that
<0> the MYSQL QUERY BROWSER
<0> which is a THIRD
<0> PARTY
<0> APPLICATION
<3> lol
<1> and i am guessing is the same error causing the query from earlier to fail..
<0> kanis: i lost my o on twisted the same day i got it
<2> ah i remember twisted
<2> do you remember... hrm, what was his name
<0> i treated dalnet like i do efnet
<0> e.g., /kill you LOL
<2> FearMage
<2> there we go
<0> oh, of course
<2> they had me incharge of the o-lines
<2> when we were testing out the server
<0> the good 'ole days of 120k people
<2> half of the people didn't even know how to oper up
<2> http://chocobo.org/~tsrl/STUFF/FearMage.log there we go
<0> i patched bahamut a bit, but it got reverted
<2> lame
<2> dalnet's been going to hell since like 1997
<2> it's just on a slower decline now i guess
<0> it never quite escaped either



<0> final throes of life
<2> yeah, i just moved to another network
<0> i rolled my own but it didn't last
<5> evulish: this is what i came up with from reading that. this is what i have in my include, but instead of replacing it it just deletes it.
<2> after an incident between dalvenjah and some of my friends who were around from earlier
<2> i was just like "**** this"
<2> now i guess sven doesn't even come on anymore though
<0> dalvenjah doesn't even come around anymore
<0> at least, on all the nicks i know him as
<2> and the people in charge are these incompetent morons who got their o-line in the late 90s
<5> nvm got it now :)
<2> I do tip my hat to the bahamut folks though
<0> it's all based on ircd, which needs fixing
<0> i patched the DCCALLOW thing which still works, in their incompetence the bahamut devs decided to make dccallows follow nick changes
<2> it's hard to emulate hybrid without actually having hybrid
<0> so even if you leave a channel and change your nickname, i can find you
<2> i think they should get rid of dccallow
<2> it's a stupid feature
<0> irc is turning into an inexperienced medium
<2> yeah
<2> and making it idiot-proof won't help
<2> it'll just encourage more idiots and the entire country of malaysia to come on
<2> i remember jaring.my used to be K-lined as a whole many a time
<0> oh, the good old days
<2> Yup :|
<0> aol was at one point too
<2> yeah
<2> i also laughed when EFnet suddenly cut off AOLs servers
<2> s/laughed/celebrated
<2> time to dig up some food
<2> later
<0> ciao
<1> Thanks for all that helped, jstr, lolleilet. thanks.
<1> have a nice weekend.
<3> ew
<6> how do i delete a file
<6> via php
<7> delete(), maybe?
<6> i tried that
<7> http://www.php.net/delete
<0> unlink()
<3> @unlink!
<8> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<8> bool unlink ( string filename [, resource context] )
<8> Deletes a file
<8> http://www.php.net/unlink
<0> This is a dummy manual entry to satisfy those people who are looking for unlink() or unset() in the wrong place.
<3> hrm
<3> @delete
<8> (no version information, might be only in CVS)
<8> void delete ( string file )
<8> See unlink() or unset()
<8> http://www.php.net/delete
<3> ha
<7> I know
<3> nice
<3> !func delete
<9> delete (no version information, might be only in CVS) -- See <A
<9> HREF="function.unlink.php"
<9> ><B
<7> I checked the page before pasting the link
<3> ah, poor MudPortal
<10> !func strpos
<9> strpos (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5) -- Find position of first occurrence of a string
<9> int strpos ( string haystack, mixed needle [, int offset] )
<9> http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.strpos.php
<10> !func function
<9> Alas function() does not exist, blame the PHP devs
<10> !func eocker*
<9> Alas eocker() does not exist, blame the PHP devs
<10> !func socket*


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