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<0> Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_DOUBLE_ARROW, expecting ')' in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(3) : eval()'d code on line 1
<1> !php $month=array('1'=>'january','2'=>'february'); echo $month[2];
<0> february
<2> @php echo date('F', mktime(0,0,0,2));
<3> Result: February
<2> @php echo date('F', mktime(0,0,0,3));
<3> Result: March
<1> bleh, mktime
<1> forgot bout that :)
<2> the arrays are faster i'm sure
<4> spox: that's more like
<4> it
<4> thanks..
<4> just what I needed
<2> http://technology.rustybrick.com/blog/archives/000231.html
<2> ugh



<2> that's fantastic, how bout a god damned link
<1> yea, a link would be nice.
<5> how important is it to clear variables in php?
<5> if Im writing a page that will be requested quite frequently and Im having a bit of logic on it, should I be careful of clearing up anything or is that qutomatically handeled by the server?
<2> well, i guess it's time to learn about SOAP
<6> gonna go take a shower?
<6> Kanzie: there is no need to delete variables in php
<2> wtf
<2> i ****ing loathe this company
<5> Zenethian: thanks
<6> ;)
<6> what'd they do now?
<2> atm, their developer site requires java just to login
<6> *smirk*
<2> i just want the god damn skd
<2> sdk*
<2> is that too much to ask?
<2> so now i have to download 60 megs just to get into the site to get the sdk
<2> and i only want one little piece of the sdk
<6> :D
<7> im using an smtp auth script to send emails... I can send an email to any email I create which is on the site (like blah@domain.com) and have set up a forwarder to go to blahblah@hotmail.com... now if i email from gmail to this forwarder, it goes to blahblah@hotmail.com. and if i email a normal account like blah_2@domain.com it gets through... but when using the smtp auth script to send an email to the forwarder - it doesnt get recieved on the @hotmail.com addres
<8> SMTP is probably not setup correctly
<8> or it might not have it's outgoing smtp server set up or something
<9> if you have smtp auth required.. then you better send with smtp authenication
<9> make sure the smtp auth is working
<9> also.. you may wanna check the bulk folder of hotmail
<9> or.. the account which is forwarding
<7> ***id - I have done. I've not setup the SMTP - it's my host.
<9> your script.. maybe broken.. or any of the above reasons
<2> crap, i gotta get registered for oscon soon
<7> if i print out the logarray i get.... "Array ( [connection] => Connected: 220-host.host.com ESMTP Exim 4.52 #1 Wed, 17 May 2006 18:35:15 +0100 [authrequest] => 220-We do not authorize the use of this system to transport unsolicited, [authusername] => 220 and/or bulk e-mail. [authp***word] => 503 AUTH command used when not advertised [heloresponse] => 500 unrecognized command [mailfromresponse] => 500 unrecognized command [mailtoresponse] => 250 host.host.com Hell
<9> smickus: read what you just pasted
<7> yeah - it doesnt make sense to me.
<8> what's a good distro for a linux firewall
<9> READ WHAT THE RESPONSE IS dammit
<7> is it saying im sending unsolicited email?
<2> Technobabble: ipcop
<9> Technobabble: anything that can run iptables ?
<8> i've got a super cheap little computer here that soneone gave me
<8> and it doesn't even have an AGP port
<8> so it's not good for anyting other than routing packets i guess
<2> Technobabble: give ipcop a whirl
<9> actually
<2> it's a nice little setup
<9> you can do anything with it
<8> mkay, i shal have a look
<8> it's like a 650 mhz
<8> pentium 2 standup
<9> ell
<9> can run shell
<9> and everything else on it
<8> that's why i accepted it
<9> if you wanna try and run some other ****
<1> i have a 233 with redhat7 in the closet :)
<9> like database ...hosting
<9> hrmm
<1> it's gay
<9> i got a 166 lappy sitting in the closet somewhere
<8> i have a 400 lappy



<9> never touch it
<9> 166 bud.. 166!!
<8> i hear RH 7.2 is good for those
<1> heh
<9> ****er gives me shocks
<1> i shot up my 166
<8> oh yeah? well i have a 66mhz processor on my desk here
<9> if you touch it on the side... it shocks out
<9> Technobabble: your crazy
<8> AND
<1> lol
<8> when i was cleaning out a back room
<9> use the 66mhz for packet filtering
<8> i don't have an MB to go with it
<8> i found a book for my first 286
<1> i should setup my 233 and use it as a firewall
<8> it was 16mhz
<2> speedy
<10> babblicious
<8> i had a 5 and 1/4 drive
<1> the transmit and system lights keep going off on my damn modem. perhaps i should pay the bill...
<10> technolicious
<8> lexogril, shhh
<9> i keep a router for natting.. and thats pretty much it.. linux box on athlonxp 1800..
<9> does the job
<8> i have a huge Cisco 520 firewall here
<8> i think it's got a 233 in it
<8> w 192 megs of ram
<10> k
<9> so whats your problem
<8> it doesn't work for some reason
<8> something about bulldog
<9> huh
<8> spox, does this ipcop allow a dumb terminal to be plugged in
<8> like the console on a cisco?
<9> Technobabble: telnet?
<8> well i have a dumb terminal here, so i figured i'd put it to some use
<2> Technobabble: maybe, never tried
<2> it has a nice web interface + ssh
<8> i used to monitor all traffic over my 520 with this dumb terminal here
<8> it was sweet
<8> ****
<2> ?
<11> i have two tables, one that has tenant information and the other has rent payment information (each record is for one month). I am able to query it to show all tenants that have paid a said month. But how would I query it to show who hasn't paid?
<2> where paid = false;
<11> the problem is that it inserts a record for that month....hence if they haven't paid anything, there is no record for that month
<2> so look for people that don't have a record
<11> that's where i'm stuck
<2> LUNCH!
<11> how do i query for that?
<8> zoop, you have a list of tennants, right?
<11> yes
<8> okay, try an outer join
<8> i think it's outer, right guys?
<11> http://pastebin.com/723056 <---this is the code i used to show all tenants with a payment record for date('M')
<10> zoopilicious
<11> any suggestions?
<8> try an outer
<8> nm
<12> soccer time. bbl
<1> soccer?
<6> yeah
<6> its a game you play with a ball and a field.
<1> i know that. i mean who the hell plays it... i only go for the soccer moms.
<8> same here
<8> soccer moms are nuts
<1> **** right
<1> heh
<10> ansimilicious
<10> oh nvm
<10> zenethilicious
<6> Hi.
<10> ah so ansimilicious again. my bad.
<6> :<


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