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<0> oh, and jedzilla, firefox's memory leak is a feature!!
<0> you can cut that down to size if you want to
<1> i actually turned that caching **** off and firefox uses about 1/2 the RAM
<1> after a day of browsing it's using 80MB instead of 150-200MB
<0> http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/02/14/2154224
<2> hey visual studio.. yeah.. can you run.. you know .. slower
<3> ok need help.
<3> imagefilledrectangle($im,$pt["x"]-1,$pt["y"]-1,$pt["x"]+1,$pt["y"]+1,$red);
<3> imagettftext($im, 8, 0, $pt["x"],$pt["y"], $red, $font, $text);
<3> that is in a loop
<3> but it dont plot multiple points
<3> what am i doing wrong?
<0> what is changing in the loop? the whole variable $pt, or is it $x, $y ?
<3> http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?724
<3> x, y and text
<3> http://ruff-ride.net/fsim/map2.php/?coords=51.359150,-1.266300,R0BBEH|51.873060,0.076720,MO55| thats what im sending to it



<3> any idea?
<4> evulish
<4> what are you matching?
<4> <a href="zip">Use MSN Search or <a href="zip">Search and Give
<4> and capturing zip?
<4> i don't know pcre
<4> very well
<5> I'm looking for an experienced PHP coder for a small project, please pm if you're interested.
<4> xppt: how much, and is it legal?
<6> xppt, #PHPjobs
<7> jedzilla: yeah, although i think there's another one
<3> http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?724
<3> that is in a loop
<3> but it dont plot multiple points
<3> any idea?
<4> sub( repl, string[, count = 0])
<4> Identical to the sub() function, using the compiled pattern.
<4> boy, python's documentation rocks
<4> i'm glad to know sub() is identical to sub()
<5> I'm looking for an experienced PHP coder to develop a log parser (I'm ***uming that's what this would be categorized as). It is for parsing logs of a popular first person shooter called Counter-Strike. The project would be similar to this: http://www.gotfrag.com/cs/stats/matches/ or http://www.team-ftm.net/ftMstats/ but PHP based. Basically to have a log file input, and then store everything in a MySQL database, all the stats, (players, team, etc).
<5> and yes it's legal =D
<7> jedzilla: get your python implementation done yet? :P
<8> xppt: how much?
<7> i have one in perl about done
<8> xppt: And is parsing the log fields into a database the only task?
<7> and i think a buddy is doing one in asp.net
<9> my question is, what's the point in paying someone to do it in php
<9> when other programs exist
<9> that will be more robust
<9> and faster
<5> basically yes
<10> is there any way of analysing an image using php and getting colour tone information - ie if its mostly blue etc?
<10> any projects or libraries that any1 knows of?
<9> gd
<9> imagemagick
<7> haha
<7> that ****s.
<7> i just deleted our database.
<7> BYE BYE QA
<7> B======D
<9> hahaha
<9> christ
<9> i swear the smokers here smoke more than the work
<7> heh. ditto.
<7> i can never get ahold of people
<7> they're always smoking
<11> heh
<10> any that dont ****?
<7> any what?
<10> way of analysing colours in images that dont ****
<10> i just want to be able to categorise photos automatically by colour
<7> yeah, because that's a common feature *cough*
<7> write it. it's easy as hell
<10> can u tell me how? :)
<10> just a pointer towards the right help page
<9> hrm, imagemagick ****s
<9> okay....
<7> there isn't an function for it, it was sarcasm
<7> use gd to average it all
<10> okie
<10> gd is installed on most php versions past 4.1?



<12> obscure but..does anyone know websites which offer cheap "remote" lottery licenses
<12> cheap being less than 10K
<12> usd
<13> anything to be concerned about with upgrading from mysql 4.1.x to 5.0 ?
<14> sup HaNtU]uU[
<15> sup rob
<14> nada, long time no talk
<15> indeed.. where've ya been
<11> under my desk.
<15> sup boobtube!
<11> ****
<11> you mane?
<15> what who?1
<11> huh?
<15> nadda.
<15> morning nig.
<16> damn it!
<11> top o the mornin to ya laddie
<16> $query = "INSERT INTO scripts_score (`ID`, `SCRIPT`, `SCORE`, `TIMES_RATED`) VALUES ('', '1', '5', '1')";
<16> mysql_query($query) or die($query);
<16> that script dies and just wont work!
<16> put i post the query into phpMySQL and it works fine
<15> any error sir
<16> no
<11> insert into vagina(can,penis,finger) values('8','2','4');
<16> if i paste "INSERT INTO scripts_score (`ID`, `SCRIPT`, `SCORE`, `TIMES_RATED`) VALUES ('', '1', '5', '1')" into phpMySQL then the query runs fine
<11> try echoing the query to see if it;s the same.
<16> i have done, the query fails so it out puts the query
<17> anyone know of a simple cms that supports a decent shopping cart type module? i need to make a site that has maybe 8 pages, and sells 3 products
<16> haha, i havn't acctually connected to the db!
<17> (and if it has "oscommerce" anywhere in the description: no.)
<11> Kieren: that always helps.
<16> took me a few hours that has!
<15> Kieren: i was thinking about that when you first asked.
<15> but I usually got shot after saying that.
<15> "****ing son of a bitch.. im not a ****in retard.. go **** your own penis hantu!"
<11> !addquote <15> "****ing son of a bitch.. im not a ****in retard.. go **** your own penis hantu!"
<11> :P
<11> i gotta work tomorrow
<11> pfft
<15> hehe
<16> :|
<15> works now? why the face
<18> evening ppls
<15> sup comcor
<14> hey comcor
<19> not much
<19> just listening to music and tooling around on the web
<19> its 60F here right now and we will only have a high of 27F tomorrow
<15> it friggin hot here ;(
<15> Melbourne, Victoria conditions as of 9:00 AM EST on February 17, 2006: Temperature: 80F/27C Humidity: 23% Dew Point: 49F/9C Wind: ESE @ 6mph/9kmh Pressure: 29.73in/1007hPa Visibility: 31.0mi/50.0km Clouds: Partly Cloudy
<15> I bet you its more than 80F
<19> yeah, but its summer there, isn't it?
<15> yep
<15> I can't stand it, still :o
<11> I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
<19> sure - I'm not a hot weather person myself
<15> and the funny thing is, I just got back from Malaysia 2 days ago.. tropical
<11> i wanna goto barbados
<11> ;/
<11> and columbia
<15> I wanna go to Miami
<11> miami?
<11> i hope you can speak spanish...
<16> no, works fine. just a cant believe how silly i was
<16> suppose it happen
<16> s
<16> i went to africa at xmas and came back to a crappy english winter
<19> We've not had much of a winter here
<19> its been mostly 35-50F weather and a bit of rain
<19> since christmas
<10> how do you declare types with in an array in php - ie in asp you Type Tdef
<19> you don't


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