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<0> chanmode j
<1> yuppers
<2> not offhand
<3> **** tards
<3> ;/
<0> <users>:<seconds> join limiter
<1> there's no need to throttle this ****hole, though
<2> poutine: i ***ume it handles network rejoins properly?
<1> ansimation: qual es tu problema?
<0> Two-Bits, of course
<0> it sets mode +j 0
<0> before rejoin
<3> TB raped my leg. ;/
<1> he is a leg raper
<1> I've said it for years
<3> unfortunately i've know it for years
<3> that dmamed TB
<3> dammed*
<2> i do love them legs
<2> and they'll love me back, oh yes they will
<3> @google prosthetic limbs
<4> Search results for prosthetic limbs:
<4> http://www.reachoutmichigan.org/funexperiments/agesubject/lessons/newton/prosthetic05.html
<4> http://library.thinkquest.org/C0110311/mainprostheticlimbs.shtml
<4> http://library.thinkquest.org/C0110311/
<4> http://www.instron.com/wa/applications/biomedical/biomechanics/limbs.aspx
<4> http://www.new-sng.com/handdisc1.cfm
<4> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=prosthetic+limbs&btnG=Google+Search
<3> have fun
<1> hahaha
<2> Stoned4Life: for what it's worth, the ban in #html is against your nick with 2 or more chars after it. you get to use 1 :)
<5> i knew that
<2> @google prosthetic porn
<4> Search results for prosthetic porn:
<4> http://movies.go.com/eightgreat?id=750716
<4> http://www.nypress.com/19/6/news&columns/Feature2.cfm
<4> http://www.mypleasure.com/education/qanda/questions/1004.asp
<4> http://www.pelican.guild.uwa.edu.au/editions/71-8/24
<4> http://www.digitalpodcast.com/browse-erotica-29-1.html
<4> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=prosthetic+porn&btnG=Google+Search
<2> w00t
<3> heh
<5> uughh
<6> for those that like the girls that take it ALL off
<5> even their breatst
<5> breasts*
<2> **** yeah
<2> nothing kinkier than wearing your partner's boobs
<6> hmmm
<6> the one time i want to watch something on tv (olympics), the channel doesn't come in
<2> i had no idea they allowed elbonians into perdue
<5> for the best.
<1> I should probably do something productive
<2> blasphemer
<2> i'm out of rum, i should get more
<1> you can get me a bottle too, whilst you are at it
<3> come on girl, dont be shy. lemme bust a nut in your eye
<2> aight
<2> @ comcor, not ansi
<1> I'
<1> askldfj kpsadjf
<3> !addquote <3> come on girl, dont be shy. lemme bust a nut in your eye | <@Two-Bits> aight
<1> ****, I'm used to a sun type 5c keyboard
<2> !quote nut
<7> [Quote#: 945] <+poutine> so if your nuts are sweaty and smelly, your nuts are covered in bacteria that are feeding upon your sweat and crawling over every small bit of your genitals [2003-12-18 09:06:35 PM comcor]
<8> Quote: (Bleep[a]): Your "light saber" can keep you going for 30-40 minutes, how am i meant to compete with that sort of longevity? >:(
<1> wigga: we don't like your quotes
<3> dammit, gotta login
<2> !quote cum
<7> [Quote#: 788] <9> http://hypermail.idiosynkrasia.net/linux-kernel/archived/2001/week51/0006.html | <Zenethian> http://www.kernel.org/pub/linux/kernel/people/marcelo/linux-2.4/Documentation/filesystems/tmpfs.txt | <Zenethian> mines longer than yours. | <dave> ****ing geeks [2003-05-09 12:36:13 AM dave]
<3> !addquote <3> come on girl, dont be shy. lemme bust a nut in your eye | <@Two-Bits> aight
<8> Quote: (geoff): i've made a girl cum before [Sun Feb 12 02:03:49 CST 2006 #usachat starlyt]
<3> better
<3> !part
<1> wigga please
<2> fo shizzle
<0> we need a !isused <trigger> command
<3> yea
<3> if i could figure out how to do it by chan modes that'd work too
<2> !isused !isused
<2> *crickets*
<7> None found
<2> whore
<9> !quote
<5> !addquote <L4suicide> while ((true) && (poutine == "silly little ****tard with no life and a m***ive *********ing addiction)) { ignore poutine } | <5> that's an infinite loop since you've always defined true and poutine will always be a ****tard.
<7> [Quote#: 328] <rp-desi #c++> Hi could somebody please check if my program works cuz i dont have c++ software [2002-01-13 07:57:50 PM pizza_milkshake]
<8> Quote: (wigga): Stacy is nice to look at but I heard she has a smelly box.
<10> is there a way to put an IF STATEMENT inside of a UPDATE SQL
<9> wigga, you can turn it off now
<0> TheBomani, "WHERE"
<2> poutine: in the update sql! DUH!! hehe
<2> yeah, so about that rum...
<6> TheBomani: mysql has an IF(test, if_true_val, else_val), but it's non-standard
<2> !quote rum
<7> [Quote#: 333] <eh21> hi all.. i have 'forum in php script' how can i test it ?<eh21> how it's working etc..?<Hi-Werk> upload it, and post a message?<eh21> upload it where ?<somerfeld> wow [2002-01-14 10:05:19 AM somerfeld]
<6> also COALESCE() works similarly but only tests for NULLness
<10> poutine: let me show you an example of what I am trying
<10> one sec
<2> blah, these searches should have implicit boundary matches on either end
<2> bbiab
<10> UPDATE `table` SET `col` = (`col` + '1'), IF(`col` >= '3',`col` = 'no',`col` = 'no') WHERE `invoice_num` = 'invoice_num'")
<10> ok
<6> TheBomani: no, more like SET col = IF(col = 69, 70, 69)
<0> ugly
<10> then it can not be done the way I would like to because I would like to put col info in place of 70, 69
<0> just use multiple statements with WHERE clauses
<10> yeah
<10> i will
<6> or use CASE
<10> just wanted to see if i i could do some thing else
<10> later room
<11> poohead
<0> he's talking to an overglorified data structure of file descriptors....
<1> heh
<5> 4655?
<3> !quote *****
<7> [Quote#: 789] <Barrikin> whats wrong with under-developed *****? [2003-05-15 03:29:38 PM dave]
<3> better
<0> !quote anus
<7> [Quote#: 488] <somerfeld> my balls are getting a little bushy <glibc> too much detail<somerfeld> hrm : / <somerfeld> sometimes i shave my anus hairs because they get in the way of my TP [2002-02-23 04:28:01 AM somerfeld]
<12> $_SERVER['PWD']
<12> or what?
<12> i want to find the absolute path
<12> on teh server
<13> anyone else know a way to get the nameserver of a domain, without exec()
<5> @file_get_contents!
<4> (PHP 4 >= 4.3.0, PHP 5)
<4> string file_get_contents ( string filename [, bool use_include_path [, resource context [, int offset [, int maxlen]]]] )
<4> Reads entire file into a string
<4> http://www.php.net/file-get-contents
<12> there's a server_name global
<12> if im not mistaken
<0> file_get_contents('/etc/resolv.conf');
<12> http://us2.php.net/reserved.variables
<12> 'SERVER_NAME'
<13> thats not what i want.
<13> i wanna query a domain name and see what the ns's are
<12> ah
<12> use an http query to a cgi script that already does such
<12> hah.
<1> http://pear.php.net/package/Net_DNS
<13> guess i should pearl perl
<13> pear
<13> i've never used it before
<13> heh
<1> or write your own :-0
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