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<0> [7036] When I see people yawn I imagine I'm standing in front of them, hands on my hips, my cock in their mouth. It always makes me smile.
<1> this is weird, im a little new at using this xml and all the serializers, I am getting the error: message No unserialized data available. Use XML_Unserializer::unserialize() first.
<1> bur it is going through the unserializer first, using function _par***MLToArray
<1> Just want to figure out why I get this error after trying to read the data out of the array?
<1> anyone?
<2> @confess
<0> [72024] yesterday my friend and I, both animal loving vegans, went to the zoo and we had chips and we were standing in the Manalin gl*** window part dangling our chips near their faces until they jumped and hit the window.. it was so funny at the time but now i feel so bad =(
<2> commie vegans...
<3> @confess vegan
<4> For anybody who managed to catch my trouble with adding / changing certain rows of my database...
<4> The problem now seems to have disappeared entirely.
<5> interesting
<5> @udefine dead baby
<0> Definition for dead baby:
<0> a baby that is no longer living, possibly murdered.
<0> Example usage: whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long? a dead baby!
<5> @udefine dead babies
<0> Definition for dead babies:
<0> An analogy to dirt or ****
<0> Example usage: Great! I'm covered in dead babies from head to toe!
<1> how can I make an array of a variable?? example: $var = 'arrName'; I want to make $arrName = array();
<1> is this possible?
<6> guh. why would you want variable variables?
<6> use a multidimensional array.
<5> cmac: do i need to startup mod_spox's autoresponder again?
<6> $blap['arrName'] = array();
<1> evulish, $arrName['blap']
<1> is needed
<6> why?
<1> not other way around
<1> because it creates xml with it starting <arrName>
<6> how does it create an xml?
<1> by looping through the array, it parses it to xml
<6> so why can't arrName just be part of the array?
<6> rather than doing it in a retarded manner
<4> @udefine aybabtu
<0> Definition for AYBABTU:
<0> Short for 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us', or sometimes 'AYB' (All Your Base), stemming from a phenominon started from a poorly translated Japanese-to-English version of the Japanese Genesis game 'Zero Wing'. Captain: What happen ? Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb. Operator: We get signal. Captain: What ! Operator: Main screen turn on. Captain: It's you !! Cats: How are you gentlemen Cats: You have no chance
<0> to survive make your time. Cats: Ha Ha Ha Ha .... Operator: Captain !!* Captain: Take off every 'Zig'!! Captain: You know what you doing. Captain: Move 'Zig'. Captain: For great justice. Many online gamers began using these phrases in channels,thus leading to many photoshopped pictures saying phrases from the above dialogue. Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb = Holy Sh*t All Your Base Are Belong to Us = We Won Move
<0> 'ZIG' = General Action Command For Great Justice = Self Explanitory The above phrases became 'universally known' as those commands in many OL Games such as Counterstrike, and Warcraft. The real translation is basically: Oh crap someone set up bombs. Were getting a transmission. Ill put it on the main screen. Its you! How are you gentlemen? We have captured all of your bases. You have no chance to survive. Move all ZIG!
<0> For great justice! (NOTE: ZIG are the small ships the player pilots in ZW) The AYB Phenominonn has been declared dead a while ago, but Im bored so I posted this... *[cut]*
<5> ack
<0> Example usage: All your base are belong to us! All your cheese are belong to me! 'All your base are belong to us. -God '
<6> jesus christ
<5> why is that cut so long
<1> its not really a retarded way..
<6> serius_chronic: yes, it is
<6> variable variables are retarded.
<1> well, it must be done
<6> serius_chronic: why can't you just change your code?
<1> cuz the Serializer thing is not my code, the rest is, however the serializer uses the name of the variable as the first tag
<1> which is the command I want to send to the eBay API
<1> so if I name the variable $GetSearchResults, the first and last tag will be <GetSearchResults></GetSearchResults>
<6> what is the Serializer?
<1> * @link http://pear.php.net/package/XML_Serializer
<1> so... how can i get a variable variable..
<1> since this is the way it should be done for what I am trying to accomplish
<6> i don't know what you're smoking.
<1> all sorts
<6> their example creates an rss feed
<6> and it sure as hell doesn't start with <data>
<6> set it in the options, like it shows in the example.
<5> http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=194161&cid=15916702
<5> just awesome
<7> hi guys
<7> im trying to write a function that will calculate the difference in years between two dates
<7> is there any easy way of doing this?
<5> what format is the date in?
<7> "%04d-%02d-%02d"
<5> so, year month day?
<7> yep
<4> I'd just timestamp both, take the absolute value of the difference between the two, and divide it by (60*60*24*365).
<4> That'll get you complete accuracy except in the event of an intervening leap year.
<8> @date_diff
<8> @datediff
<5> nein!
<4> In which case But, then again, I'm an idiot.
<5> @date*
<0> Functions matching date*:
<0> date(), date_sunrise(), date_sunset()
<8> sime ****
<8> hrm
<5> @php function date_diff($date_new, $date_old){ $n = explode('-', $date_new); $new = mktime(0,0,0, $n[1], $n[2], $n[0]); $o = explode('-', $date_old); $old = mktime(0,0,0, $o[1], $o[2], $o[0]); $diff = abs($new - $old); $years = $diff / 31536000; return $years; } echo "years diff: ".date_diff('2006-04-01', '2003-04-01');
<0> Result: years diff: 3.00273972603
<7> so something like (date('Y-m-d')-$birthdate)/(60*60*24*365) ?
<5> please to see function above
<7> thanks spox
<4> Go with Spox, he's far more experienced than I am.
<5> sure
<5> evulish: you around?
<8> 31536000 second sin a year?
<5> yeah
<5> @math 86400 * 365
<0> 31536000
<8> damn
<5> *not leap year compatible*
<5> :P
<5> i don't think a day will through it off much
<6> i am, in fact, around!
<5> unless it's like a long diff
<8> www.ansimation.net/tmp/xhtml2.gif
<5> can you change the "live site" setting in joomla?
<5> like, on installation i set it to test.somesite.com
<5> can i change it easily to live.somesite.com?
<6> yeah, it's in configuration.php
<5> so it has to be done manually in the file?
<6> i'm pretty sure
<5> good enough. i'll give that a go
<5> thanks
<6> i actually think it's possible to just let it be '', but i could be wrong
<6> oh, actually.. that would **** up rss feeds
<9> Hi all. Could somebody help me out? I need to open a file then know if it contains text (ie its not an img or something). IE check if its a a .txt, .htm, etc.
<10> hi all
<5> you need to open the file? or just know the extension?
<9> well, i want to know if the file contains text without neccessarily checking its extension against every type of file that could possibly contain text. If thats possible
<5> uh
<5> what are you trying to accomplish?
<9> given a term and a website, i need to check every file in that site for the term. So file could be .asp, .htm, etc and contain text or could be other types of files i dont want to search.
<5> well, depending on how many files you are searching, that is going to be slow
<5> and you would want to use a tool like grep
<5> rather than have php open and search each file
<9> its an exercise ive been sent prior to a job interview on friday, so its really just a demonstration of coding ability.
<5> well, then just start walking through directories, reading files and running matches against them
<9> Wont it mess up when i read an exe orsomething file into a string then check it for terms?
<5> well, i would disreguard any binary files
<9> probably easier to tell it explicit which files to allow. So what? .txt, .php, .php5, .htm, .html, .asp, .aspx. Any others?
<5> just check the mime type of the file to see what it is
<5> @mime-content-type
<0> (PHP 4 >= 4.3.0, PHP 5)
<0> string mime_content_type ( string filename )
<0> Detect MIME Content-type for a file
<0> http://www.php.net/mime-content-type
<9> Yeah man, that looks good! Just check it returns text/* and thats it
<9> cheers guys
<1> evulish, you around?
<7> hi, is there any alternative for mkdir in php ?
<7> mkdir never seems to work for me
<6> spacemonkey: why would they have to functions that created a directory?
<6> spacemonkey: and if one doesn't work, why would the other?
<7> so something can work
<6> what?
<6> that didn't answer either question
<7> well if you wanted to create a directory you want it to work
<5> perfectly sensible
<5> lol
<5> force_mkdir
<7> and if the first function doesn't work someone would have created a work around
<6> spacemonkey: so they put in a working and a non-working function to make a directory?
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