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<0> I believe
<0> with mysql
<1> i know
<1> but I'm pulling it from the db and comparing it to another php variable
<1> timestamp
<0> all your timestamps should be unix timestamps
<0> which are just seconds from the epoch
<1> yeah... k
<0> !php echo date("M-d-y",time()+(86400*30));
<2> May-16-06
<3> i think i lost access to the bot
<0> !delphp ***id



<0> !addphp ***id
<1> so I can have a number in a variable, as long as it doesnt start with a number, right?
<0> lol, the variable name can't start with a number
<0> but variables can contain a number
<1> ok.. cool
<3> full access?
<3> brb
<3> i need to reboot
<0> well you can't execute stuff outside the basedir and you're in safemode
<3> stupid windows
<0> where did jed go?
<0> he disappeared for a long time, then he came back and now he's gone again
<4> ive been dating him for a while and i know i love him. ive gotten to the point where im so scared to be with him because i know my hearts gonna get broken.
<5> @confess
<4> I despise people less intelligent than me. If you have an IQ less than 152, I hate you.
<5> @confess
<4> i've liked him for so long i dont have a reason besides because hes really hot... and his dad is too (oops)... i hope something will happen before graduation
<6> hi
<7> @confess
<4> today we were moving out of our old apartment, and our neighbors were really horrible, so after it was dark, we put female deer urine (used by hunters) into their car vents. I hope we don't get in trouble because they are so not worth it.
<0> !php base64_decode('iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAIAAACQd1PeAAAABnRSTlMA/wD/AP83WBt9AAAACXBIWXMAAAsTAAALEwEAmpwYAAAADElEQVR42mP4//8/AAX+Av4zEpUUAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC');
<0> !php echo base64_decode('iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAIAAACQd1PeAAAABnRSTlMA/wD/AP83WBt9AAAACXBIWXMAAAsTAAALEwEAmpwYAAAADElEQVR42mP4//8/AAX+Av4zEpUUAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC');
<2> PNG
<2>
<8> @confess
<4> My most fervent desire is that a tremendous global catastrophe exterminates about 99.9% of human life. Among the survivors are me and a handful of friends, of course.
<8> hmm
<8> the survivors will probably be the cannibals that live deep in the jungles and are already used to the extreme harsh conditions there..
<8> gg human race
<5> @confess
<4> im a girl and im in love with this boy, but i have no chance with him and i think he knows i love him. the problem is that hes gay. i had a conversation with him about a hot boy. and it kills me inside because i love him so much. i cant get him off of my mind.
<5> @confess
<4> i love adam! he's hot and all mine and you can't have him. the end.
<5> @confess
<4> I need a drink
<5> @confess
<4> you could shoot me now and i wouldnt care ill feel hyporcritcal for saying this and i feel like it now more then ever, lovely, quite
<5> @confess
<4> I listen to Toad the Wet Sprocket. And I enjoy it.
<5> @confess
<4> He has the most beautiful green eyes and I am falling in love with him and he doesnt have a clue.
<5> @confess
<9> haha
<4> i don't like white chicks, but they're a good ****
<5> @confess
<4> I hate Asian (Oriental) people. They stink and have bad breath all the time. I think they do not brush their teeth and their teeth are ****ed up! They are also very rude and they eat literally anything I think they eat **** too. ****ing Chinkies!
<9> now THAT"S a confession
<9> [122312] <4> I listen to Toad the Wet Sprocket. And I enjoy it.
<8> wtf is Toad the Wet Sprocket
<8> sounds like something Tb would listen to
<8> and what's up with your timestamp thing, babble?



<10> hmm
<10> main.obj : error LNK2001: unresolved external symbol _ts_free_worker_threads
<10> why is it so hard to compile php @_@
<8> never had a problem
<10> hmm i wonder what the problem is
<7> !
<7> I want foxholes!
<7> There, there, there, and there.
<7> Each of them smartly dug.
<7> The kind of hole a man can throw himself into with pride.
<8> haha. what's that from?
<7> M*A*S*H
<7> The series.
<7> 3rd-season episode.
<7> !
<8> !
<7> Toad the Wet Sprocket was an alternative/acoustic band of the 1990's
<7> Always more influential than popular, they had (IIRC) only one chart hit:
<7> An uptempo acoustic song called "All I Want"
<9> what's wrong with my timestamp?
<8> Technobabble; i get it, now.. at first glance it looked funky.. but i realized you were on the west coast..
<9> yeah
<9> it's just HHmmss
<9> without the :'s
<4> I picked up a guy at the pub, took him home & shagged him in the backyard & then in the kitchen while my boyfriend was sleeping in my bedroom.
<8> damn
<7> mod_spox: What do you expect, bitch? You're a British whore!
<9> i love a good slapper
<0> VT`, it means you're not linking to a library
<0> linking to an object file
<10> its only referred in 3 files
<10> overall 3 times in 3 files
<11> someone do me a favor and send an email to post@bonzi.aoeex.com
<12> sent
<8> er
<8> sent 2
<11> cool. can you send one with an image attachment too?
<11> http://aoeex.com/blog.php stuff sent to that address is supposed to auto post there
<13> heh
<13> HTML doesn't work!
<11> technically it should lol.
<11> It's supposed to look at the mime-type and if it's text/plain, it does htmlentities, if it's text/html it should just take it as is.
<13> ah, I might have sent HTML as text/plain
<8> LOL
<8> who sent the squeeze
<12> google++
<12> :P
<11> there, html seems to work now. Just gotta make it extract the stuff between the body tags rather than dump the entire document in there.
<4> I'm trying to kick the porn, but I can't quite. I'm not too bad about it but I don't think it's right. Every time I look at any I feel terrible... afterwards anyways. It's the only thing I am truly ashamed of.
<8> lol
<9> wtf is ashamed of porn?
<13> hah, he forgot the curly brackets!
<13> that code will never work
<9> wtf is a .flac
<9> nm
<14> hey, im having a bit of a problem, im using this code: ove_uploaded_file($_FILES['upload']['tmp_name'],"C:\Program Files\Apache Group\Apache2\htdocs\files". $_FILES['upload']['name']); but it doesnt seem to move to the folder i want it to, neither does it come up with an error either, does anyone have a suggestion?
<14> move_uploaded_file*
<9> use the code in the examples
<14> what?


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