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<0> speaking of black/blue and crt's. i have a million blue dots growing on my screen.
<0> www.ansimation.net/temp/img_0274.jpg
<0> ;/
<1> BOS?
<1> oh god, the matrix has you
<1> is that video memory going haywire or something?
<0> **** if i know
<1> I used to have a video card that would cause my text to garble up in pixelated puke colors
<1> but only in windows, and only in mIRC
<2> My ex is a ****ing loser, and now a good guy is attracted to me and I'm pretty sure I'll end up ****ing it up. I think I'm only attracted to losers...
<3> @confess
<2> I think about having *** with my little brother.
<4> How will the time frame be , to get 50.000 records out of a mysql database ?
<5> your mileage will vary
<3> depending on how fast the hamster powering your CPU can run!
<2> goodness gracious. whenever my friend plays ddr, her big bouncy butt just gets me so excited...wish i could tap it, but she's already taken. meh. mmmmm mmmmm good!
<6> @confess
<2> i would make love to you all night and day if you would just show me a sign and let me
<3> what's the syntax for a function to change a variable outside the function?
<7> hello
<7> hows everyone's easter been?
<3> awesome
<7> gooood
<7> easter bunny's getting a bit lame, only one egg this year:(
<7> anyway, yeha, quick question for y'all.
<7> im playing bout the sockets in php. gimme a sec to work out how to phrase this.
<7> say one php script (im working through CLI) opens a socket ot a port on an ip address, would it be possible for another seperate php script to read/write to the socket?
<7> does that make sense?
<8> maybe if they were both running at the same time?
<8> im not sure
<5> anyone here ever buy used books from amazon?
<2> i want to be able to talk to you like that girl does. id give anything to just have a simple conversation with you.
<9> not me =\ rawr comcor
<9> its not worth it for me, after the shipping.
<5> well, for example someone has a brand new copy of the Java Cookbook for $7.00; $10.00 after shipping
<5> and amazon sells it for 30
<5> I find it suspect
<5> but, they have many good reviews (the seller)
<9> sounds suspicios
<9> +u
<2> i like boys
<10> who doesn't
<10> comcor, I've bought used books from amazon
<10> I've had good luck
<10> so long as you buy it through amazon, etc
<10> I bought a bunch of C# books
<10> the ones from amazon got there in a week
<10> the ones from someone else, 3
<3> I've bought used books from amazon and always had good luck
<5> well, direct from amazon - I've had good luck too
<10> anyone know a cheap place for 1U rackmount machines
<10> I get discount colo from work but its BYOB
<10> no one?
<2> Please see this Jen and know I love you.
<11> Bloody hell.
<2> i miss my old best friend. we stopped being friends with eachother and ever since then, she went downhill when i went up hill. i joined so many activities and made new friends, and she dropped her so many activities and started doing drugs. now she is at boarding school.
<11> I hate it when it only tells you you're disconnected when you try to post to channel.
<11> Explitives?
<11> Would that be like 'fu ck', 'sh it', and '*** h ole'?
<10> yes
<10> I gotta go get mice, a rat, and a phillips screw driver
<10> don't ask why
<2> i've been friends with this girl for a long time, we're like best friends and i've always had a thing for her, and i can't stop picturing her when i'm with anybody else, even my girlfriends at the time, it's not really unhealthy or anything, just need to tell someone
<12> yeah, that's not unhealthy
<12> @confess
<2> I confess that I have killed, maimed, and/or tortured innocent Iraqi men, women, and children. These actions are sanctioned by my own government and therefore are not crimes. But I confess it, and I am sickened to the heart of my soul by the madness of it.
<12> @confess
<2> I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
<12> @confess
<2> I'm 22 years old, and a few weeks ago, I was babysitting my neice. She's 11 and I'm ashamed to say that I let her give me oral ***. I feel terrible, but it felt so good. Especially when I came all over her naked tits.
<12> that's hot
<12> @confess
<2> I'm not depressed anymore and it makes me sad....o.O.. I used to be able to cry, to cut, to take pills...now that I love him, I can't feel anything except the love, and its terrifying me and I want it to stop.
<12> @confess
<2> My boyfriend really loves it when i fart in his face !!!
<12> @confess
<2> I love vicky
<12> @confess
<2> when i was really young i used to ask myself which of my parents i would rather die if one of them had to. and then i felt bad for thinking about them dying at all. but i always had an answer.
<12> @confess
<2> My roommate ruined my chances of dating my long-time crush because he was trying to get with her behind my back. When I asked him about it he said he would stop and said he would never go after her again. I think she won't go out with me because he confused her feelings. Thanks jerk.
<12> @confess
<2> I am a lawyer and I charge my clients an obnoxious amount of money to find answers that my clients are too stupid to look up on their own. If people learned how to read information that is provided for free on the internet, I could be out of a job. Sometimes I feel bad about this.
<13> YES!
<13> now that's a great confession right there
<12> Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,
<12> <3 the bible
<14> Police: Suspect planned to eat Okla. girl
<14> Seattle Post Intelligencer - 8 hours ago
<14> By SEAN MURPHY. PURCELL, Okla. -- The body of a 10-year-old girl was found in a plastic tub in her neighbor's closet, and police said her death was part of his elaborate plan to eat human flesh. Jamie Rose ...
<13> where's that story?
<15> How do I force moving to the next row of a query ?
<15> inside a while ( $row = mysql_fetch_array($query) ) { loop
<14> continue?
<15> can I just do a ++$row ?
<14> no..
<15> basically I have an if statement inside it that will delete the row if true
<3> IF (row is cool) {do something cooler}
<15> so once it's deleted I need to move to the next matching row
<3> if it fails, go back to the WHILE loop
<15> without going through the rest of the while loop
<14> continue!
<14> http://us2.php.net/continue
<15> you mean continue; ?
<13> lol
<15> cool thanks
<14> !php for ($i = 0; $i < 5; ++$i) { if ($i == 2) continue; echo "$i "; }
<16> 0 1 3 4
<2> I want to buy drugs. I search for the internet relentlesly lookng for ways to purchase "legal" controlled substances but haven't found a anything i can deal with. I get drunk every night and take pain-killers. I'm an elementary school teacher. I'm drunkright now.
<14> that looks fake
<13> yeah
<13> fake
<13> it gets my fake vote too
<13> either that, or just stupid
<15> can a php variable begin with a number ?
<14> nope
<14> only letters
<15> k.. didnt think so
<14> I wasn't serious
<15> so it can?
<14> nope
<14> but I didn't know that
<15> haha
<15> what do you mean you didnt know that
<14> meaning I've never tried to name vars with numbers as the beginning
<15> ahh
<15> I have a var called $thirty_days_ahead and it seemed kinda lengthy
<15> was wondering if I could go $30_days_ahead ... but was skeptical :P
<14> why do you need a var for 30 days ahead?
<14> what is in it?
<15> $thirty_days_ahead = mktime(0, 0, 0, date("m"), date("d")+30, date("Y"));
<15> I need to create a date & time that is thirty days ahead of the time an email was sent ($time_sent)
<15> but the way I did it there wont make it accurate to the hour/minute
<14> 86400 * 30
<15> huh?
<17> im da groggy
<15> my timestamp string is stored in $time_sent
<15> and I need to create a date & time exactly 30 days ahead of that (accurate to the minute)
<14> $time_sent + (86400 * 30)
<17> DATE_ADD() in sql
<17> or what poutine said
<15> 86400 seconds in a day ?
<17> yep
<15> ahhhh... sweet!
<12> wow.
<15> cool.. I'll do that
<15> I have to strtotime() it first right?
<17> why?
<15> because when I pull it from my sql db it's a string
<14> UNIX_TIMESTAMP(field)
<14> I believe
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