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<0> atrocion_convinceme < screeen name
<1> I'm surprised they have internet in their mud huts
<1> I don't see you in there sir
<0> lol poutine they live in homes than ur small appartments
<0> hardly comprising of something like 2 rooms :S
<0> i am loggin in sir
<0> so its maybe not them who live in mud huts
<1> maybe I'm wrong, this chess game shall prove it
<0> walrus rock sir
<0> chess has nothin to do with that
<1> yes
<0> you think you ppl have enough brains? do ur self a favor kick out all those asians out of ur country.. and than run it
<1> you don't like asians?
<1> is that because of the bell curve?
<2> asia is a big place.
<0> ahan and what countries does it mainly comprise off? india china russia...



<0> ok lets talk abt south east asians now that inclues pakistan, india and maybe china
<1> asia is a genetic experiment to see how far society could progress when everyone looked the same and had tiny penises
<0> pakistani and indians ... specfically indians are dominating the IT area
<0> u talk abt brains
<2> japan... indonesia.. the entire former soviet union, saudi arabia, the middle east is technically part of asia...
<1> where are you Convince^-^Me`?
<0> middle is not maybe
<0> walrus Rock sir
<2> actually from what I've read, India is losing ground to China for IT exports
<1> I am acidtoken
<1> I just invited you
<0> well i dont really agree sir
<0> yes sir
<2> well it isn't for you to agree, it's documented.
<2> but, anyway
<0> its just that size of population
<0> anyway i have no personal grudges with anyone
<0> so its same for me regardless who it is
<1> Convince^-^Me`, click 'start'
<0> sir i did
<1> tonight, all of pakistan will be judged by your actions
<0> lol thats lame
<1> you represent pakistan in this epic battle
<0> aahha yeh rite
<0> i have hardly played chess 3 or 4 times in ma life
<1> bull****
<0> :O
<3> I just had *** with this hot girl from my cl*** and i squirted cum all over her face... she got angry with me
<4> that's more of a fantasy than a confession
<5> rawr
<1> Convince^-^Me` has fallen in the field of battle
<0> lol
<1> pakistan is disgraced
<0> doH! yeh rite
<0> be happy with that lol
<0> do i get helped?
<1> you're decent
<1> I suppose
<1> but you'll have to go into more detail
<0> thank u for that :)
<1> about what the problem is
<0> ahmm well when i try to force download a file using headers... i get connection reset by server
<0> i tried using set_time_limit(0); too
<0> but doesnt seem to help
<1> !func set_max_execution_time
<5> @set_max_execution_time
<5> :p
<0> :O
<1> !php echo 'test';
<6> Alas set_max_execution_time() does not exist, blame the PHP devs
<6> test
<1> hmm
<1> Can you pastebin it
<0> ahm the code?
<0> yeh sure just a second
<0> http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?819
<5> o-O whats the ."n";l
<0> u can ignore that
<0> its not being used anywhere
<1> have you tried sending a small file
<0> yeh it works



<1> to see if it resets also?
<0> it works with a small file
<1> does it happen after 300 seconds?
<0> ahmm not sure i was downloading this ahmm 4.12 mb file which i am testing on.. at around 42%-47% of completion i get that error
<5> uh, I'm bored. =\
<0> should be more than 300 seconds maybe
<0> any clues poutine sir?
<1> try set_time_limit(0); ?
<0> ohh i hae done that
<0> $file = './denylist/_'.$file.'_'; << rie after this line
<7> hmm, verzion apparently won't properly email messages to me.
<7> ****s.
<0> kicken heyyy
<7> hey
<0> ahmm remember the other day abt ahmm that loggin ip to limit downloads per ip thingy?
<1> ok
<1> well
<1> feof() returns TRUE when it's at the end of the file
<0> yeh
<1> you're checking while (!done)
<1> when done = feof($fp);
<0> yeh done = feof($fp); it turns true
<0> until its false it keeps on echon fread
<1> err
<1> nevermind on that note
<0> ok :D
<0> kicken remember that code sir.. it gives connection reset with peer! though u have usd set_time_limit(0) .. http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?819
<0> kicken and what i am getting by using just headers even like nothin else using headers with readfile(); stil get connection reset with "SERVER" i.e not peer offcourse
<1> i don't know
<0> eheh :D ok thanks for ur time sir poutine
<0> and yeh offcourse thanks for the game too :)
<1> you're not bad for a pakistani
<0> lol they arent bad generally its maybe u met some exception :)
<0> come some time to pakistani i ll personally take u around to make u change ur point of view
<0> the hospitality is outstandin
<0> kicken ahmm sir any clues?
<7> woot, works now. Verizon just didn't like the hostname I chose or something I guess lol. Picked a new one and now it works.
<8> yay you
<3> I ditched my girlfriend and a long night of wild *** so i can watch my Backstreet Boys and NSYNC dvds. Am I gay?
<5> :o
<3> i drink a lot of mountain dew because smaller potatoes makes the steak look bigger :)
<0> i am gettin connection reset with server... code is pasted here http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?819 ... could soomeone kindly help me out
<9> hello i am runing apache 2 for windows and php version 4.4.2 and i am looking what must write to httpd.conf so apache can run php files
<3> She uses her ***** to manipulate me into doing things for her I wouldn't normally do. I have being ***** whipped. (but it's good *****!)
<10> hey lee
<11> hey kanis
<12> !
<10> SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE
<12> Installed Movable Type.
<12> Got a bit of a handle on the layout/scripting commands, happy to report that my website is now as butt-ugly as always.
<12> Uh, that 'always' should have been 'ever'.
<10> What's the URL for you website
<9> can anybody help me?
<12> http://www.confessor.org/
<10> Oh god, I remember you
<10> Your site anyway
<10> I see you've gotten the hang of margins with your finances section
<12> I just recoded it ground-up a couple of days ago.
<12> Needed to add Interest & Expenses.
<12> 'detail' views also allow me easy access to edit or delete individual entries.
<10> Only critique I have (other than the circa-1995 look that I believe we went over last time, which you politely explained to be what you wanted) is the link color
<10> bright cyan + black background + crt monitor = ocular death for me
<10> Other than that, pretty neat
<12> I'll see about replacing it...
<12> Default blue was too dark when paired with black.
<12> I went with a light blue to maintain the link with the expected 'normal' blue color.
<10> primaries very rarely work well with black
<10> red and yellow can do okay
<12> Same with my (much lighter) violet.
<10> but generally people work in the pastels with black
<13> heh
<10> or at least i do
<13> speaking of black/blue and crt's. i have a million blue dots growing on my screen.


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