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<0> point blank
<1> i can't seem to convince people that 'printer friendly' links are useless any more
<0> evulish: most people can't come to terms with the idea that what they see ISN'T necessarily what will print
<2> hmm HaNtU]uU[.. gonna look into it ;p
<1> tomorrow i'm gonna show it to her
<1> and by 'it' i mean my penis
<3> add, $headers .= "CC: foobar@foo.com\r\n";
<3> I think.
<0> and by "her" you mean your brother
<3> the pet next door, TB
<3> :(
<0> the pet next door to his brother?
<3> that works too.
<0> thrice now i've seen you either start ****, or exacerbate the situation, firecraft. i'll here no more about how you think people in this channel are rude or morons or the like. it's you, not them. and i suggest you make an effort to keep yourself under control if you ever plan to stick around for long
<0> hear*
<2> Two-Bits keep the wise *** crap to yourself .. i don't need jack *** lecture from you... you friggin keep evading the seeming fact how ****s like Stoned4Life farts out on every random minutes.. this is the limit .. i don't need this **** telling me how i wanna react to sobs.. g'luck with your lame tard companions



<0> it's a win for me either way *shrug*
<1> yeah, i'm not hurt
<3> omfg, I have cookies.
<4> you should still kill for cookies
<3> heh
<3> bbl.
<3> :)
<5> mm cookies
<6> I used to have it with iE to ask if I wanted to save a cookie, and often I'd click no
<6> Surfing with a friend, i kept saying no, and he asked, why don't you accept cookies?
<6> I said, cuse i don't like em
<6> he said, but everyone likes cookies
<6> =\
<6> ah what? how come i never seem to notice the BIG comments when they happen?
<6> firecraft hurt my feelings =(
<6> goodnight guys.
<7> bitchs
<7> sending files via http to registered guests
<7> custom build CGI native exec, or php?
<8> hi there.. i dont know how can i see my php files with apache
<8> i mean i made a login form but in php format , and now i wanna see it in my apache http server
<8> i change the format : php to htm, but when i press submit something goes wrong
<8> and i get this error:
<8> You don't have permission to access /< on this server
<8> but in the address bar
<8> :
<8> http://127.0.0.1/<?php%20echo%20$loginFormAction;%20?>;
<8> i need help
<8> please
<8> ?
<7> lol
<7> dude give us a url we can access
<8> ok wait
<9> if you want to see the php in your browser, change the extension to .phps. If you are trying to run php through apache, make sure you install php to your computer and edit the httpd.conf files in apache as required.
<9> changing a php file to .htm ain't gonna do jack
<9> an if you changed the form from php to html, then it looks like the action specifier in your form tag needs to be changed from php to an actual html page to work with the information.
<10> lol
<11> lawl...i came in at the wrong part of this convo
<11> and just started laughing
<9> lol
<11> i change the format : php to htm, but when i press submit something goes wrong
<9> yeah.. i rolled over from my slumber to look at this, and i was like.. ****.. i gotta get up and type something
<11> you obviously don't have permission to that file...
<11> oh wait...
<11> http://127.0.0.1/<?php%20echo%20$loginFormAction;%20?>; ??
<11> wtf?
<6> lol
<10> hehe
<8> yes
<6> that's the form action in his <form action="loadof****rightherethatdoesn'tbelong">
<8> if you see
<8> thasta the error
<8> i mean
<6> no ****
<6> lol
<6> <9> an if you changed the form from php to html, then it looks like the action specifier in your form tag needs to be changed from php to an actual html page to work with the information.
<6> in this case, what the variable $loginFormAction is..
<8> its a php function
<6> although, looking at that, seeing that it says "login" makes me think it bears a little more than html can handle
<6> yeah... point made
<6> do you have php installed?



<8> yes
<8> im working with dreamweaver
<8> and mysql
<8> i think ist tha apache conf
<6> why?
<11> don't **** with mysql if you can't even display a php page...
<1> do you have php configured with apache?
<8> i add this to the http.conf
<8> :
<8> ScriptAlias /php/ "c:/php/"
<8> AddType application/x-httpd-php .php
<8> Action application/x-httpd-php "/php/php-cgi.exe
<6> ..
<12> no ScriptAlias
<12> oh
<12> you are doing cgi
<12> gay
<6> fugly
<8> ?
<6> but beside the point..
<11> that's your prob...you're using windows
<8> dude get lost
<11> :(
<6> can you create dumb.php, inside it, write <?php echo "goddamnit"; ?> and have that print to screen?
<11> try phpinfo()
<6> one thing at a time
<8> the phpinfo its working
<8> loook i made a pohp login session
<6> ok.. you can execute php.
<8> yes
<8> wait
<8> look
<11> so...what's the prob then?
<12> what is the problem?
<12> jesus christ
<6> hey! he said wait and look
<12> 20 lines of BS and I still don't know what the ****ing problem is
<4> how could he be the problem?
<6> lol
<1> jesus christ is the solution.
<11> Jesus is clearly the problem...he hate php
<8> i just made a login session but when i type the data and press submit
<12> shut up acidbit
<8> i should go to the right page
<8> but
<12> just shut up
<8> i dont
<8> i should go
<12> yes
<12> please
<6> lol
<12> for the best of all of us
<6> poutine, you should have been here a few hours ago
<6> you'd have been on fire
<11> poutine...
<11> HAHAHHHA
<12> what happened?
<7> how was your little get away with tb.
<6> just scan your logs for a user named firecraft . ****ing whore
<12> seann, That hasn't happened yet
<7> i'mstuck in a time warp.
<12> and I've seen enough of his ugly face to consider him a friend outside of IRC before now
<6> it was actually pretty much an all day event, off an on
<11> lawl
<6> acidbit: just paste all your useless **** in pastebin.com
<6> ... and of course give us the url
<11> nope...that's optional
<11> paste it all and then don't ask us
<6> lol
<6> brb, gotta get a drink
<8> fedt...dude ...i just told you...get lost... do something nice for the human kind and kill yourself
<6> acidbit: look.. i'm gonna lay it straight for ya. you come in for help, someone may decide to help you, but while you are getting help, you are free to insult, scrutinize, or to down right har***. In exchange for this vulgar behavior, you may receive ***istance and/or a solution to your problem. Now, where's the code? pastebin.com
<8> **** OFF
<8> :)


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