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<0> wb fool
<1> THANK YOU
<2> caps.. deal with it
<1> heh
<0> ...
<3> ansi, you canadian?
<0> im floridian, heh. why?
<3> just never heard of an isp in the us capping someone's connection
<0> ah
<0> direcway blows.
<0> shared satellite connection
<3> ahh, satelite.
<0> i live in the sticks, it's either caps, or dialup
<3> i have a client about 60 miles away that hosts her server on a satellite connection. ****s, latency is horrible.
<4> metallic: there aren't many uncapped ISPs in the US, really
<0> so eh, i deal with it.



<4> cable is all capped, pretty much
<5> cable is capped really ****ing hard
<6> i did x="select * from .... now how can i display the rows 1 by 1 ??
<5> k guys
<5> who wants to do me a favor
<0> dont use select *
<4> tolyberger: http://us2.php.net/mysql_query
<0> ;/
<5> the "plain text" edition of my resume is up
<5> and i'm curious what you chaps think of it
<7> too plain
<7> needs more italics
<7> and CAPS
<5> http://resume.jed.bz/resume.html
<7> you should fix that font on the header
<7> it's too squished
<5> kerning's a bit low, i know
<5> go on
<0> http://www.parseerror.com/~pizza/select*isevil.html
<8> prolly should 'email for address' too
<7> or P.O. box
<5> i'm not concerned if people know where i live
<5> whois jed.bz
<5> or preroll.net
<7> random*
<5> it'd be kind of pointless to say "e-mail me for my address", and then have it plastered all over my WHOIS data for the domain
<7> "Disc jockeyed hot country"
<7> what is "hot country"?
<5> it's a radio term for the format
<7> though, in coos bay, i'm sure it was real popular
<5> kinda like hot adult contemporary, cl***ic rock, etc
<5> top 40
<5> they're format names
<7> ah
<7> looks good to me
<5> gracias
<5> the humor didn't red flag you?
<5> springtucky?
<7> well, i guess i bought it in eugene
<7> the shop i had it inspected at was in springfield
<7> i'm thinking about driving my bus down there and leaving it on the side of the rode for some hippies to come steal
<7> road*
<5> haha
<5> kurt richter, on the resume, just shot a movie about hippies
<4> GRR
<5> he could have used you about a year ago
<5> they ended up buying a bus and trashed it
<7> i could have saved them some time
<7> mines already trashed
<7> it has lots of cancer
<5> haha
<5> it was funny, because i worked with a producer at KEZI who was all business during the day
<5> and then she'd go home and totally get hippied out for the film
<7> nice
<5> i went to a shoot downtown and was like, wtf?
<5> amy?
<7> http://meno.phiend.com/~spox/thing.jpg
<7> eugene find
<7> :-D



<9> why do people like those ugly *** cars
<0> jedidaih smith, heh. must be from alabama. :P
<7> it's a cl***ic you bitch
<9> it's as ugly as a scrotum
<0> heh
<0> ouch, Tb was right.
<9> and not just any old average scrotum
<9> it's as ugly as MY scrotum
<9> it rates an 8 on the Gary Beusey scale of ugliness
<0> 12
<9> You guessed 10 of 19 correctly (%52.6). Your grade: D
<9> Out of 316,819 people who took this test, the average score is: %52.9
<9> damn, that new pedo test on maddox was hard
<0> heh
<1> man. i hate commenting on slashdot.. by time you actually finish a well thought out and high in-depth response to something, there's like, 20 comments, usually crap, sometimes interesting, that hash your awesome comment to bits... not to mention i feel like i have to present my comment as an intelligent response to contrast the overwhelming ludicracy that floats through their news.
<9> at least i scored average
<7> office drama is good this week
<1> pedo test?
<9> stoned, maddox
<1> maddox... ?
<7> @google 1 maddox
<10> Search results for maddox:
<10> http://maddox.xmission.com/
<10> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=maddox&btnG=Google+Search
<7> maddox
<9> maddox, you ****
<1> lol
<9> he's only the most popular blogger that claims not to be a blogger
<9> ever
<1> john bolton
<1> i got D+
<1> You guessed 11 of 19 correctly (%57.9)
<9> neither one of us is gonna get a job spotting pedos any time soon
<1> lol
<1> i don't need to spot them.. just gotta tell everyone to stay away from me.
<5> okay kids, question
<5> http://resume.jed.bz/resume.html
<11> ok Two-Bits.. should i paste the bug code once again?
<5> all of the "resume" stuff is in a <div>, why can't i center it?
<5> i centered the body and the <div> is clinging to the left
<5> it looks right in dreamweaver, but when it hits firefox, it clings left
<12> firecraft: dont ask me, ask the channel
<12> jedzilla: margin: auto; in FF
<5> looks good in internet explorer too
<5> gracias two-bits
<5> that slammed it all the way left
<5> on the div or the body?
<12> div
<5> bingo, gracias
<1> Two-Bits: Tell a man to ask and he'll look stupid for a day. Teach a man to ask and he'll look stupid every time he opens his mouth.
<12> dont forget to reset text-align to left for the centered div and it's children. it inherits
<5> yeah, 'tis already
<11> jedzilla it's about the left and right side of the section of the div in some cases in case you want to leave a margin gap top/ bottom.. could perhaps try this for the id tag { margin : 0 auto 0 auto; }
<12> Stoned4Life: that made no sense
<1> Two-Bits: yeah, it sounded better in my head.
<12> true.. 0 auto; should suffice as well firecraft for top/bottom left/right
<12> or you can simply redefine the top and bottom after the margin: auto, which is what i usually do
<1> if you have any reason to change those two
<11> Two-Bits yeah.. but i try to write up the whole line of code just to make sure it doesn't show up wrong in some client
<11> ok back to my php bug ...
<11> * not sure what this error implies : Warning: mail() [function.mail]: SMTP server response: 503 No recipient(s). forms.php on line 75
<11> * btw, line 75 has the code: if(mail($mailTo, $subject, $body, $headers))
<11> * does that have anything to do with my mail server ? cause i think i got the recipients correct
<11> * that'd be $mailTo = $email . "mail@digitalsapphire.net";
<11> * not entirely sure though if that $mailTo = * has the correct format, $email is the variable after the user input of their mail address.. the second is not relevant and their concatenated
<12> echo the final value of $mailTo, and see what it contains
<1> what is $email . .er . well, yeah, you can just check out $mailTo
<11> Stalking that's a custom variable
<11> Stoned4Life*
<1> o_O
<1> no ****. what is the contents of $email
<12> "$email is the variable after the user input of their mail address.. "
<12> it's form data you twit


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