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<0> No, you ****.
<1> use something real retard
<1> @is_empty
<2> @is_empty
<0> oh yeah
<1> hrm
<1> @empty
<3> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<3> bool empty ( mixed var )
<3> Determine whether a variable is empty
<3> http://www.php.net/empty
<4> oh snap!
<0> ahahah
<2> RETARD
<1> dumb***
<0> YEAH
<2> DUMB***ES
<4> @*****
<3> Functions matching *****:
<3> Lots of matching functions. Truncating list to 20 results.
<3> array_diff_***oc(), array_diff_u***oc(), array_intersect_***oc(), array_intersect_u***oc(), array_udiff_***oc(), array_udiff_u***oc(), array_uintersect_***oc(), array_uintersect_u***oc(), ***ert(), ***ert_options(), bcompiler_parse_cl***(), bcompiler_write_cl***(), cl***_exists(), cl***_implements(), cl***_parents(), cl***kit_import(), cl***kit_method_add(), cl***kit_method_copy(), cl***kit_method_redefine()
<0> @is_null
<3> (PHP 4 >= 4.0.4, PHP 5)
<3> bool is_null ( mixed var )
<3> Finds whether a variable is NULL
<3> http://www.php.net/is-null
<0> there we go.
<0> it should spit out an error message
<2> @is_penis
<0> if it cannot find it
<0> @is_jon
<1> http://www.brothercake.com/games/underground/underground.html
<4> @confess filter menst
<3> [21017] i pick my nose and eat it. i also stick my fingers in my vagina when i'm on my period and smell them, because menstrual blood smells the best.
<2> brother cake
<1> that link is pretty cool
<2> WHAT
<0> @confess filter jon
<3> [78677] im totally jonesin' to see the prince and me. the prince looks soooo hot. and i love romance flicks. im a guy.
<5> WOLFENSTEIN?!
<2> that was horrible, evulish
<0> @confess filter jon
<3> [127323] my name is jon i'm 14 and i have an obsession with the *** hole. I love the way it looks smells and even tastes i hope im not to weird
<0> ROFL
<1> 3d maze using css and dom
<4> hahahaha
<2> llmfaofoaofasfsal
<1> @confess 127323++
<2> hope im not to weird
<0> @confess 127323++
<4> http://www.intersmash.com/scrollbar-breakout/
<2> @confess 127323++
<2> spox; hmm maybe it doesn't like it.. do you have to "connect" or what?
<5> im trying to implement the singleton method that evulish showed me but im too stupid to figure it out
<5> heeeeelp!
<0> Ok
<0> Here's some help
<0> quit programming
<0> and get a job at a gas station.
<5> k then what
<0> ok?
<2> that's pretty cool evulish_\
<1> i have no idea what the connect thing is
<2> hmmm
<2> the map thing is confusing onthe left hand side heh
<2> instead of turning the block it turns the whole damn map
<2> er
<2> right hand side
<0> yeah thats weird
<0> hehee
<0> but I like it
<2> it'
<2> s conceptually cool
<6> where is php.ini located?
<6> in linux
<4> wherever you put it
<4> generally /etc/
<4> but it can be anywhere
<4> check your phpinfo()
<6> ok thanks
<2> find / -name "php.ini"
<1> locate ftw!
<2> if the locate database is up-to-date, sure
<4> grep /dev/hda1 'php.ini'
<4> :P
<5> evulish, will you help me implement your suggestion :(
<5> i cant seem to get it to work
<4> paste your code
<5> k, one moment
<5> navigate.php = http://www.phpriot.com/3593
<0> ok for one thing
<0> as I said before
<0> you can't compare nulls
<0> you have to use is_null
<0> for two
<0> you return $navigate
<0> but there is no $navigate
<5> o
<2> see i don't understand cl***es
<0> and if you actually knew PHP, you'd know that you can't compare null with ==
<7> am i missing something, or is that infinite recursion?
<0> yes, it is.
<2> the hell's the point of a cl***
<4> that's actually my bad :P
<4> Zenethian: where's the recursion?
<4> it's not calling it from __construct()
<0> ohw ait
<0> nope it wont recurse
<7> $instance is local to getInstance() ... it will always be null
<4> it's a singleton for php4!
<4> oh
<0> aah, yeah, that's where it recurses
<0> those aren't static variables.
<5> blame canada
<4> god, i hate php
<7> yaeh, you need to say static $instance;
<5> so what do i fix
<0> and static $page
<4> $page doesn't have to be static
<7> no, because once $instance is static, $page will be part of it
<4> yeah
<0> then what the **** is the point of having it be singleton?
<0> Ah
<2> you gyys are way over my head
<0> I getcha
<2> faggots
<7> getInstance() is a static method
<4> does php4 have static variables in cl***es?
<0> hah
<0> probably not.
<0> but maybe
<7> heh
<4> ProduktX: are you using php4 or 5?
<7> you could do it with a function though
<5> 5
<4> god dammit.
<5> :(
<4> no, that's good
<4> but it would have been easier for me
<5> okay
<5> so im rewriting the cl***
<0> yes, you are.
<7> cl*** navigate { var $page; function getPage() { ... } } function getNavigate() { static $nav; if (!isset($nav)) { $nav =& new navigate; } return $nav; }
<7> then go $navigate = getNavigate(); $navigate->getPage();
<0> are you gonna wipe his butt for him when he takes a **** too?
<0> :-)
<4> heh.
<2> lol
<4> this site i've been working on is a mess
<4> i had no idea what i was doing so every single file is done differently
<4> sometimes i'm catching errors and reporting it, sometimes i'm throwing them, sometimes i supress them
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