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<0> evulish
<1> jon
<0> how could i be typing all over the place
<0> my keyboard hasn't moved :(
<2> but the letters on our screens keep moving because of you
<3> i think my bf interpreter works
<0> deal with it
<3> where's poutine with the test bf
<0> leave your brain**** out of this
<1> i always read bf as boyfriend
<4> hi
<0> not everybody is a homo***ual
<0> like yourself and AbgEnsem28KL here
<4> what is this channel for?
<0> gays
<0> malaysian gays



<0> to be particular
<0> are you MY?????
<4> im not gays
<2> what are you doing here then?
<0> well nobody can be gays unless they're joined twins... or something
<4> loves the hell out of MSI | RTFM http://www.php.net/docs |
<4> this is why
<1> yeah, because everyone comes here asking us programming questions
<1> we don't know them
<1> so we figured we'd put their manual in our topic
<5> so then i slowly stroke you penis until it becomes erect.......
<5> whops mis tell
<1> haha. i've been reading the casual encounters thing on craigslist
<1> i love that section
<1> m4t = B=====D
<5> Thanks guys ill work on this more tomorrow when i dont feel like shooting myself in the head
<5> Im sure it will be easier to learn then
<5> perhaps ill do some tutorials on it when I should be working
<5> butt secks tutorials
<4> hehe
<4> :D
<6> Wow, is it me or are the #php channels..strange?
<1> it's you.
<6> * ataraxiaremoves his pants
<6> walks up close to syc with his bare crotch dangling in his face
<6> <ataraxia>hey man can you help me with some php bro?
<6> <syc>wtf
<6> Thats from a #php channel on another server :/
<3> Slynderdale: die.
<0> lol from EF
<6> jedzilla: Wow, you make me feel so loved.
<1> you make me feel like a magical woman
<0> Slynderdale; does he make you feel uneasy?
<2> ok, people, you already crossed that line, and now are going into negatives
<0> anser the god damn question.. i had a joke
<2> cut it
<0> and you ruined it
<0> by going idle
<0> thanks a lot
<0> f'n ***hole
<0> go to hell
<0> :)
<6> O.o
<6> Back
<6> Damn, a guy can't sue the bathroom?
<6> *use
<0> NO
<3> absolutely not
<0> did everything cvome out ok?
<6> What was the lame joke anyways?
<0> it doesn't matter now
<6> Poor Jon, someone needs a timeout
<0> i'm sorry?
<0> i don't need a thing man
<7> im needing some php advices, its fine if i ask for help?
<0> you can ask
<2> don't ask to ask, just ask
<0> unbrom has the right idea
<0> unbrum
<0> well ... whatever his name is :)) sorry dude :)
<2> its not my name



<2> i just typed random letters
<0> alright
<1> i want to kick the oxyclean guy in his oxyclean balls.
<7> thanks, i have a website, in flash, with a products list, (thumbnail images)
<0> you're just jealous
<0> that dude pulls made women
<0> mad*
<7> and when you click one item, a html popup windows comes..
<1> i've never made a popup window orgasm :(
<0> lord knows he's tried, though
<7> the thing, is that i want to make something, that loads the data from an xml file for example
<1> ajax
<1> or xslt
<7> and another interface that could, write into the xml, in order to add items later
<7> userfriendly
<7> im new about all this, so i dont know where to start..
<1> if you're using php5
<1> use simplexml
<7> and its posible to write an xml? or i have to use a database
<0> you can write whatever kind of file you wanna write
<7> im looking now at some simplexml examples or tutorials... to get started
<8> can't get the console up on that thing...
<0> ?
<2> huh, what thing?
<8> oh, that firewall i put together today
<8> says it'll do console over serial
<9> heyas :)
<10> .au eh
<9> aye
<10> new south wales?
<9> yeap
<10> hows the weather
<9> pretty nice. Low 20s, mostly fine
<10> nice
<9> I need inspiration for a layout. I'm making a single-page (ajaxified) control-panel app for user accounts here.
<10> orange and black!
<10> www.starwood.com
<9> some ****y hotel website?
<10> pretty globaly powerful
<10> oh they got rid of their orange and black
<8> starwood owns a lot of ****
<8> especially the marriot in hawaii
<8> ka'anapali
<9> Okay - take a lookie, and suggest a layout that doesn't ****
<9> (the surrounding html is NOT my fault)
<9> tabs? tree? (there are meant to be several modules per category)
<9> https://status.cse.unsw.edu.au/thing/
<8> oh dear god
<0> honestly except for the "blinding" light blue i think it's ok
<0> honestly with more content it would be alright
<0> i don';t see a problem with that design.. but that's just me :)
<8> jbc, i would rather stare at a scrotum
<8> all day long
<0> but you're gay like that
<8> that's true...
<9> heh, that's why I'm rebuilding this from scratch
<9> I'm thinking breaking it up into content/nav, have the modules load into a single panel (you don't need multiple modules open at once)
<9> unfortunately, the colours/fonts/template are the official school branding
<9> Technobabble, so, given a control-panelly sort of app, what kind of visual presentation would you go for?
<8> i was just being an *** hole
<9> Hmm. Scrotums beat ***holes, just barely
<9> ;)
<9> but I do hate the current model, and I have to re-engineer the hell out of it anyway
<8> YokoYoko?
<11> >.<
<11> hye
<1> VAGINA
<8> where?
<11> ?!
<12> hello, i use mysql with phpmyadmin, im trying to fill a VARCHAR field with hebrew language, i been trying 2 kind of Collations: hebrew_bin, hebrew_general_ci .. when i choose one of them, phpmyadmin shows me the strings correctly, but when i output them by using PHP to call the server - i recevie "? ??? ????? ???" instead of the hebrew characters, anybody can help?


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