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<0> can someone write me a code that i can put on my site to read from file.dat and also have an input box to write to the file.dat?
<1> just a flat file?
<0> yes, needs to line feed between each input though
<1> why not DB it?
<0> i dont run SQL
<1> how much are you paying?
<0> heh, i guess i can do it, just in a difficult time at this second.
<2> hahahahaha
<2> Technobabble++
<0> :/
<1> what?
<2> frustum has been kicked from the channel by Technobabble. (when you find it, send us the link with your bot)
<2> :P
<1> anyone ever see the nokia 770?
<3> not me
<4> smoke your greens!



<1> lol
<5> hot
<6> http://pastebin.com/716140
<6> on line 22 it is printing file name with extension
<6> please give me idea how i can print select file name without extension
<1> don't put the extension on there
<6> random image with its name.
<6> you mean i remove extension from file?
<6> abc.gif to abc
<6> echo "<img border=\"0\" src=\"$imagedir$selection \" alt=\"$selection (" . filesize("$imagedir/$selection") . " bytes)\">";
<6> i want to add extension .gif with $imagedir$selection
<6> how i can write this with connecting operator?
<6> src=\"$imagedir$selection .gif ?
<1> don't do that
<6> then?
<6> i have a folder there are all GIF images
<6> i removed extension
<1> dude
<6> and i want to write extension in code
<1> RTFM on filesize
<7> @confess
<8> I hate the word nigger. why do pple use it anyway and why do african americans use it. it makes no since. and it makes me angry.
<6> src=\"$imagedir$selection .("gif")
<6> is it correct?
<6> hello Technobabble
<1> dude
<1> RTFM
<1> god damn it
<6> please help me
<6> i read many times
<1> STFU you freakin flip
<9> haha whats a flip
<1> a philipino
<9> kk
<1> all they have in their country is that one boxer guy
<1> and trannys
<6> i m not from philipine
<10> anyone good with actionscript here?
<10> !php echo 1 % 10
<11> 1
<10> !php echo 1 % 20
<11> 1
<10> !php echo 1 % 200
<11> 1
<10> so it's all 1 ?
<1> !php echo 2 % 200
<9> % is modulus ffs
<11> 2
<6> i have taken file name abc.gif in veriable. $a="abc.gif" i want to print it without extension.
<9> remainder of division
<1> Dada143, RTFM
<6> read the ****ing manual ?
<6> i read many times, i dont understand thats why i came here.
<9> that could be a problem
<12> goodbye ya'll, its been fun while it lasted.. goodbye
<13> Hi All... I was wondering if there way to with PHP4 to create images. I.E. i would like to enter a function or something some text and have it returned stylized in an image?
<1> yeah
<1> thjere's tons of image ****
<13> can you guide me asto what to look at/how to do it?
<14> GoingCrazy: look under gd functions
<14> that might help



<15> sup Tb
<16> any other eventum users here?
<16> wtf is customer loaded from php instead of db? is it supposed to be ultra customizible?
<17> boy howdy
<18> Wow
<18> its comwhore
<17> applied for Apple and Google today
<18> whats up dude?
<18> Yeah?
<17> Yeah..
<17> hoping I met net a job at a company I like
<17> how is Zenethian?
<18> I'm doing good.
<18> I'm still loving IMB
<18> erm
<18> IBM
<18> I'm gonna get my DB2 certification and maybe move into a DBA role
<18> rather than a XSLT/Java developer one
<17> heh, I was just browsing IBM's site to look for jobs
<18> they just posted a ****load on Monster
<18> for Austin
<18> I can't ****ing apply to any of them
<18> cuz of my contracting ****ing agreement
<18> ****
<17> Unfortunately, I have to restrict my searches to SF bay area
<18> yeah
<18> must be rough.
<17> so, Almaden/San Jose (not sure what they have there)
<17> hah!
<18> being stuck in... THE BIGGEST TECH CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
<18> b:P
<18> I don't know what kinda smiley that is
<18> I just made it up
<17> well, I'm not stuck there yet
<17> but my wife has accepted a job in Livermore, so I'm headed westward
<18> ah
<18> what's she do?
<17> physical chemist
<18> ah
<18> is she hot?
<17> Yes.
<18> pics plz
<17> No thank you.
<17> I don't even keep pics of myself anywhere.
<18> damnit dude
<17> Thanks for playing, though.
<18> we want comcor pics!
<17> Keep your friends close, and keep the Intarweb locked in a trunk under your bed.. or something like that.
<18> Hmm
<18> haha
<18> but, but..
<19> Ever since his face was ripped off in that bizarre accident
<18> i wanna see a hot chemist :(
<19> ****, sorry comcor
<17> laffo
<19> that's so clever.
<19> clevz0r, if you will
<17> heh.
<19> heh, indeed
<17> Gotta go visit the folks tomorrow.
<19> mine are quarantined
<18> oh that's real fun.
<18> Hey
<18> I don't recall seeing pictures of rob either.
<19> hahah
<19> I look a bit like ALF.
<17> here's my pic
<18> puke some up
<17> http://shiby540.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/family-guy_evil-monkey_tie.jpg.w560h420.jpg
<18> haha
<17> this is what the wife suggests as a visual representation of herself:


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