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<0> worked out half way decent
<0> worked anyways.
<1> once I wrote a program when way drunk
<1> it was a simple server that took coords
<1> like "30,30"
<1> and it would move the mouse cursor to the coord with SetCursor()
<1> i had fun with it at school for a couple days
<2> !php echo 1.9 * 60;
<3> 114
<2> oh, duh
<4> man
<4> I love squid way too much
<2> the proxy server?
<2> or calamari?
<4> calamari
<2> ah :P



<2> i tell myself they're chewey onion rings
<0> ...
<0> nastee
<0> wb holmes
<4> they's good
<4> the bestest
<4> and the besterest part?
<0> the slime?
<4> the tentacles
<4> there's no slime
<0> i dunno, the thought of eating bait disturbs me.
<4> squid aren't bait
<4> they're the up and coming dominant "race" on the planet
<0> i thought that was mexicans?
<4> at thier current reproduction rates, cephalopods will soon eclipse homosapiens in terms of earthly biom***
<4> awww
<4> Battlestar
<4> poor billy
<4> *****
<5> heh
<5> im not goin no where
<5> just makin people think i am
<5> im gonna be up till dawn most likely if i keep going like i am now
<5> :P
<6> ni ansi
<5> bitch, did you just read what i said
<6> ou bitch, im tryin to convince people to think you're sleeping.
<5> ah
<5> heh
<5> is it working?
<6> I hope it is :P
<6> not if you keep bitching like that tho.
<5> heh, sorry. :P
<5> my face is numb...
<5> well, imma go chill on the couch and play some play station
<4> some gay station
<7> bbl: Zz/Work.
<8> damn
<8> for some strange reason == is doing a case sensitive search
<8> err.. comparison
<9> wouldn't that be ===?
<10> hi, it is my php cl***. http://pastebin.com/553979 it is grabing gmail list and saving in database. i am having problem with e-mail address. it is saving all e-mail address with extra "&nbsp;". suppose it grab my e-mail address from gmail like this " abc@xyz.com&nbsp; ". how i can fix this.
<1> remove the &nbsp
<1> duh
<10> from where?
<10> line number?
<10> please help me.
<11> ***id: == is supposed to be case sensitive.. what did you expect?
<10> hi Two-Bits
<8> nvm.. i thought it wasnt
<10> i need help Two-Bits and ***id
<10> please read my above question.
<10> your help will be appreciated
<11> ePhlox: i find it hard to believe you wrote that code
<5> ...
<10> just let me know how i can remove &nbsp; when inserting into database.
<11> well, that verifies my suspicion
<5> i should quote that
<10> please
<5> www.php.net/manual



<5> @eregi_replace
<12> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<12> string eregi_replace ( string pattern, string replacement, string string )
<12> Replace regular expression case insensitive
<12> http://www.php.net/eregi-replace
<8> that function rocks
<5> indeed
<11> ereg is teh sux0r
<5> ahhhhh
<5> drip
<5> yummy
<10> dont understand :(
<10> can you write two modified lines
<5> for you? no...
<10> can i ask why ? i need help mate.
<5> because you know ****. obviously.
<5> it would be pointless.
<11> can i ask why you did not read the topic?
<10> really i am learning php day by day.
<10> it is advance programming.
<10> i am on initial basis.
<8> Two-Bits: regarding 10 yr old girl ?
<5> advanced, not really. 10 year old girls pwn me.
<11> then take the time to learn it. and in a couple days, weeks, months, you'll be all set!
<10> 1st thing is here. Here no teacher available for PHP. i have to learn myself.
<5> php.net/tutorial
<8> ePhlox: dont use that as an excuse.. we all learned by ourselves
<8> use online tutorials
<8> or buy a book
<11> we provide help for php programmers. we never claimed to be teachers. we are not your one-stop-shop solution repository of slaves
<5> books are good
<8> yeah
<10> i asked for book. PHP book is not available in karachi. i have php manual there are not much details as i required.
<8> ePhlox: it is.. go to any book store where they sell computer books
<10> i dont blaim you. i just telling you. i have problems.
<5> apparently.
<11> http://www.php.net/support.php the bastards are advertising us as an Instant Resource Center..
<11> "Here you can usually find experienced PHP people sitting around doing nothing on various channels with php in their names."
<11> i'm going to sue for defamation
<5> i'm proud to be part of their support team
<10> ok
<5> pffft
<5> my pitts stank.
<5> whew
<13> anyone can have a look here and help me out to figure how do i modify that script to make a button for dragging the window instad of now that its can be clicked anywhere and drag? http://cyberdummy.co.uk/test/dd.php
<11> Angelina_: congratulations, you're right on cue with the ongoing conversation. would you too be so kind as to read the topic?
<5> Angelina_: have you not followed the current conversation?
<11> wtf
<5> :P
<11> hrm
<11> Angelina_: congratulations, you're right on cue with the ongoing conversation. would you too be so kind as to read the topic?
<11> oh, crap
<11> i guess it did go through
<5> it did.
<11> i swear, i hit enter and saw NOTHING change
<5> heh
<8> hey niec ajax
<11> i think i've had too much to drink
<5> cause you sux0rs
<11> or not enough
<5> i could use more drugs about now
<5> bleh
<5> gotta save some for tomorrow though
<5> dammit man
<11> we should have banks for drugs
<5> i agree
<11> where you can securely deposit your stash and make withdrawls
<11> and if you deposit clones or seeds or ****, you can start an interest bearing account as your deposit is reinvested in hydroponics
<8> okay brb
<5> the government does, they're called evidence rooms. :P
<8> gotta get ready
<5> **** right
<5> and they manage you accounts (grow rooms) for you
<5> for a small price of a nug a month


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