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<0> Two-Bits: are you in the swarm? is it downloading?
<1> oh, no i meant the torrent download page
<0> oh
<0> it has 2 seeders on it and 4 peers
<0> so i'm checking torrentspy
<0> and its not there, because nobody cammed it
<1> http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=grandma+boy
<1> plenty of better trackers there
<0> nice
<0> i'll hop in the swarm for 195618
<0> if it goes
<1> the COBRA release, according to the comments on mininova, has a 3-5 minute chunk missing near the end that's supposed to be "really funny"
<0> hm
<0> maybe the post-credits sequence?
<0> i don't remember the end



<1> http://www.mininova.org/com/195618
<0> i hopped in that one but i think i'll wait for a telesync
<0> i've got to burn off a bunch anyway, my drive's full
<1> lemme check dc++
<1> meanwhile i'm getting around 5kB/s on the demonoid torrent
<2> hey hey
<3> hey hey
<2> how goes it pizza?
<4> sup ansi, pizza :)
<2> hantu my nigga
<2> hw goes it
<4> back to aussieland :)
<4> school starts in 2 weeks
<4> =P
<4> sup witu
<3> life is mediocre, you/
<3> ?
<2> feelin good man
<5> how big is the average custom halflife/cs level?
<5> with new models, skins, etc
<6> hm
<6> one I can think of with custom trees (DoD map) is 8mb
<2> who cares.
<6> so probably around there
<3> trollboy: several MBs
<6> ansimation, trollboy obviously
<5> thank you dmh
<2> apparently.
<2> but he's a school girl posing as a coder.
<2> :D
<5> so, a few minutes download time
<5> indeed I am
<2> sup tb?
<5> nuttin
<5> how's the whole skinny white kid posing as a coder posing as a tattoo artist thang going for you?
<4> lol
<2> going good
<5> I was wondering why, with the advent of broadband, why shareware game makers don't release a game with the first level free, and then download other levels live from the internet after account login and verification.
<2> even though i attempted to tattoo myself the other day, didn't work as i planned. couldnt stretch the skin on my arm with the same hand as the gun
<2> so yea
<2> i got like 3 lil lines
<2> heh
<5> did I ever tell you about my pot tattoo?
<2> no...
<7> hey.... I have a question....
<1> can you tape your arms skin back?
<3> Kingsy101: don't ask to ask, just ask!
<2> i wouldnt think so, Two-Bits.
<1> dont think, do!
<2> heh, it's probably turn out worse than it did.
<2> and it really isnt that bad
<2> as soon as i realized it wouldnt work i stopped sao i could have it covered up
<7> ok, I am looking for a good way on converting data from a database into another format automatically such as a graph or a table.... anyone have any suggestions?
<5> select records
<5> do a <table>
<5> then loop through the records liek this
<3> http://thedailywtf.com/
<5> <tr><td><?php echo $field1; ?></td><td><?php echo $field1; ?></td><td><?php echo $field1; ?></td><td><?php echo $field1; ?></td><td><?php echo $field1; ?></td></tr>
<5> then </table>
<5> good stuff ain't it pizza_milkshake
<7> trollboy - that would just output a table on the screen tho.... i need it to be saveable as a file aswell...



<7> like.... convert then you could go file save as and it would download as a file you could run
<7> if that makes sense
<5> then render it in a method that works with your format
<5> and use header() to set it to be whatever name you need
<7> hmmm not sure if i understand that... is there a tutor somewhere about it?
<5> not really
<5> since your question is as vague as vague can be
<5> "how to convert data from one format to another"
<7> yea i know... sorry... hmmm is there any code you know of that you could paste into the pastebin so i could have a look?
<5> I pasted some here in channel
<5> what format are you hoping to get?
<7> hmmm a excel file would probably be ideal
<5> an excel file is a binary file
<5> and as such is hard to do with php
<5> however, there is a pear library that will do it nicely
<3> Kingsy101: there are php models i believe that can generate excel files
<3> modules*
<5> pear.php.net: search for excel
<5> viola
<7> what is pear? never heard of it... is it a add on for php or something?
<5> a collection of libraries for php
<5> basically, take your excel thing there
<5> seems pretty common doesn't it?
<5> so
<5> someone wrote something to do it for you automagically
<5> and released it
<5> so you can use it to your hearts desire
<5> now, imagine a bunch of said scripts; and you get pear
<7> ah right... cheers
<7> you know you were saying b4 tho excel is a binary file and therefore its harder with php what would be a easier format to use with php?
<5> csv
<5> fixed length field
<5> xml
<5> I could go on for hours
<5> in fact
<5> I think I will
<8> Can anybody help with information how mp3 stream-playing works? Any links, examples r welcomed
<5> they're coming out of the woodwork today
<5> who's got this one?
<5> I'm out
<3> Serge_HID: basically, you send out a proper header, then chunks of mp3 data along... not that hard. google it.
<8> ok
<8> ty
<9> What is wrong with:
<9> $i = $i + 1;
<2> everything
<2> $i++
<8> :)
<2> it should work though
<9> $i++ or $i++;
<2> !php $i = 0; $i = $i +1; echo $i;
<10> 1
<2> !php $i = 0; $i++; echo $i;
<10> 1
<9> Does php use a repeat(); type function or do you use dowhile?
<1> http://thedailywtf.com/forums/59028/PostAttachment.aspx hehe
<6> ?!
<2> !php for($i=0;$i<=5;$i++){ $a.= $i." "; } echo $a;
<10> Notice: Undefined variable: a in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<10> 0 1 2 3 4 5
<2> eh
<6> ahh I was wondering if that was you, poutine
<5> pizza_milkshake, how the hell did that just happen
<11> ****, streaming mp3s is that easy?
<6> er he just parked his bot in here :(
<2> yea, MudPortal is a bot.
<6> I recall poutine working on some MUD
<6> and some irc crap to go with it
<6> !php phpinfo();
<2> MudPortal is poutine's.
<6> :(
<6> I know heh
<9> ansimation: is there a way for that line of code to be outputted in the format of 01, 02, 03?
<2> sure


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