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<0> I'll introduce you
<0> that's a given
<1> delusions of grandeur
<1> nuff said
<0> I never said I wasn't a overly careful person
<0> and I did have YOU in my home
<0> delusions of grandeur?
<1> Noun.delusions of grandeur - a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are
<1> delusion, psychotic belief - (psychology) an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary
<1> megalomania - a psychological state characterized by delusions of grande
<0> I'm familiar with the condition
<0> just not sure where it was exhibited
<1> Diagnostic Criteria for Schizophrenia
<1> A. Characteristic symptoms: Two (or more) of the following, each present for a significant portion of time during a 1-month period (or less if successfully treated):
<1> * delusions
<1> * hallucinations



<1> * disorganized speech (e.g., frequent derailment or incoherence)
<1> * grossly disorganized or catatonic behavior
<1> * negative symptoms, i.e., affective flattening, alogia, or avolition
<1> I can note on your flat affect
<1> disorganized speech
<0> flat effect?
<1> apathy
<1> affect
<1> flat facial features
<0> ah
<0> well yes, I am very apathetic
<0> and often even switch languages mid-conversation.. dong ma?
<1> exactly
<1> If I were your doctor I'd actually diagnose you with schizoaffective
<1> you do exhibit the signs of mania at times
<1> beyond the scope of the delusions of grandeur
<0> but, I don't believe schizophrenia would fall under psychotic personality disorder
<1> I would suggest a combination of the following which I said earlier
<1> halperidol
<1> depakote
<1> prozac
<1> now look what you did, I smoked a blunt, argued, and diagnosed you and I didn
<1> 't watch bladerunner
<1> or code
<0> sunnuva bitch
<0> and its misdiagnosed, you swine
<0> I'm going to bed
<0> you know
<0> where I suspend myself nude on hooks from the ceiling *********ing over the freshly bleached corpses of young girls until J-Lo can cyberspace through my mind and I'm some sort of freak from an any lennox video
<2> hello all
<2> anyone know how to setup cronjob
<3> morning
<4> sup Pretty Horny People
<5> that was fun
<6> Hmm...
<6> Well, it reminded me to take my daily wank.
<5> ...
<7> does this work as excpected ?
<7> <?php require('http://www.x.com/index.htm'); ?>
<5> no
<8> sorry dc, does this work as excpected ?
<8> <?php require('http://www.x.com/index.htm'); ?>
<5> @fsckopen
<5> @fopen
<9> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<9> resource fopen ( string filename, string mode [, bool use_include_path [, resource zcontext]] )
<9> Opens file or URL
<9> http://www.php.net/fopen
<5> @fread
<9> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<9> string fread ( resource handle, int length )
<9> Binary-safe file read
<9> http://www.php.net/fread
<5> @php $h = fopen("www.google.com","r"); $f=fread($h,10); fclose($h); echo $f;
<9> PHP Warning: fopen(): open_basedir restriction
<9> Result: Warning: fopen(www.google.com): failed to open stream: Operation not permitted in /home/rbot/php/php-0 on line 1
<5> bah
<5> !php $h = fopen("www.google.com","r"); $f=fread($h,10); fclose($h); echo $f;
<10> Warning: fopen(): open_basedir restriction in effect. File(www.google.com) is not within the allowed path(s): (/home/poutine/safe) in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(3) : eval()'d code on line 1



<10> Warning: fopen(www.google.com): failed to open stream: Operation not permitted in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(3) : eval()'d code on line 1
<5> hehe
<5> anyways, it returns <html><hea
<11> good morning
<5> senoir spox
<5> sup?
<11> not much. trying to get squidguard working
<5> sounds like a pain
<11> actually, it wasn't that bad to setup
<11> i'm just working on firewall rules for it now :P
<5> ah
<5> well, i'm off to see the wizard. laters.
<11> adios
<12> mornin bitches
<11> howdy
<12> anything exciting going on today?
<11> well, my boss is going to nova scotia and is currently back east
<11> he forgot his p***port so we ups'd it to him
<11> and the hotel he was staying at refused the package
<11> :-D
<13> Hey all Im new to php, I need some help getting it to work ]
<11> FunkMiester: http://www.php.net/install
<11> or, if you want the easy install everything in one go approach
<11> @search xampp
<9> Search results for xampp:
<9> apache friends - xampp -> http://tinyurl.com/5x2kr [www.apachefriends.org]
<13> Yeah I got it installed but Im getting some error messages
<13> what does this error mean: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by
<11> it means the headers were already sent, and you are trying to modify them
<11> at which point it's too late, because they were already sent
<11> thus, the error
<14> try wamp5
<11> headers must be sent before anything else
<13> ok how do I fix it
<11> badranaya: he already has it installed
<11> FunkMiester: depends on what is causing the error
<14> ops..
<11> pastebin the script and lets have a look
<13> ok let me get some info , thanx guys
<11> in most cases, you have a print or an echo before a header() call or session_start() or something similar
<13> <?
<13> $email = $_REQUEST['Email'];$message = $_REQUEST['Message'];mail("roger@pcsolutionstoday.com", "Feedback Form Results",
<13> $message, "From: $email");header("Location: c:\inetpub\www.root\Thankyou.html");
<13> ?>
<11> what is the full error message you are receiving?
<13> Notice: Undefined index: Email in c:\inetpub\wwwroot\sendmail.php on line 2
<11> so, there is your problem
<13> Notice: Undefined index: Message in c:\inetpub\wwwroot\sendmail.php on line 2
<13> hmm.. what's that
<11> the warnings are printing to the browser before the header, which gives the error
<11> first, check your form to ensure you are p***ing the right values
<15> hi all, i am trying to write a script that allows me to show a whole website inside a frame on my website.
<13> I am
<15> is that possible ?
<11> second, use $_GET or $_POST depending on the action type
<11> third, use the isset() function to ensure that the values are actually coming in
<13> ok so Im not using a method
<11> Roy_MC: yes, that is possible
<15> sorry dc, so on my website there is a frame i want it to show the index page on www.x.com, everytime x changes the frame show the changes. how can i do so ?
<15> hi all, i have a frame on my page, i want it to show the content of another page eg: www.x.com, is it possible ?
<11> as was said before, yes, it is possible
<11> echo file_get_contents('http://www.x.com');
<11> not exactly difficult
<15> spox> sorry , my connection was so bad. thanks spox
<16> hello
<17> ****
<17> i forget the word.
<17> encapsulates
<17> that works.
<15> spox > shouldn't i open it first using fopen ?
<11> @file_get_contents
<9> (PHP 4 >= 4.3.0, PHP 5)


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