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<0> that was funny
<0> they were fighting about capillaries spurting blood
<1> haha
<1> only poutine
<0> @grep channel:#php nick:technobabble spurt
<2> [2006/05/11-01:12:07|#php]<7> there's no way blood can 'spurt' one blood cell at a time
<1> haha
<0> @grep channel:#php nick:frustum capillaries
<2> [2006/05/11-01:15:00|#php]<frustum> * Fenestrated - Fenestrated capillaries (as their name implies "fenster") have openings that allow larger molecules to diffuse.
<0> and it went on and on
<0> i'm trying to remember how the big diatribe that started if off went
<3> frustum is poutine?
<0> yes
<4> wow, i didnt think a help manual could get any worse than it is with visualstudio.net 2003, but microsoft somehow managed to do it for vs 2005
<0> ha
<4> i'm just trying to find the formatting options that can be p***ed to Now.tostring() ...



<4> if i lookup "now", i get some page about migrating from VB6
<4> when i click on "DateTime" (now's type) it goes to some page that says it can't find the topic, and i need to enable online+local help in the options menu (which, btw, is enabled)
<4> and though "datetime" has index page results that match, when i click it says "no topics related to index entry"
<4> i hated 2003 because even if you selected a specific language, even though it returned different results from selecting "all languages", it still returned results that were for all languages
<5> hey all
<5> i was curious if anyone knows of a small program that can test my server for php support
<6> um
<6> yeah
<6> its called, you upload a .php script to it, and see if it runs
<5> i know that :)
<7> try <?PHP phpinfo(); ?>
<5> Techno....where would i put that?
<7> in a file called something.php
<5> alright thanks
<6> If it's apache
<6> you can just look at the 404 handler
<8> help me
<8> i get install XAMPP for Windows Version 1.5.3 Beta 4
<8> but i can't joined to phpMyAdmin
<6> uh
<8> what is a p***word and login for join ?
<6> we don't help with stuff like that.
<7> what?
<8> i am readed FAQ all, but i dont see here says about login and p***words
<9> http://www.samandfuzzy.com/archive.php?id=613 CANNIBAL PRIDE!
<0> metis: root
<0> no p***word
<8> spox wrong...
<0> then you set something up wrong
<0> and honestly, if you can't use xampp
<0> which is way way way beyond simple
<0> i think you need to reevaluate yourself
<8> ok, thx.
<3> Anyone knows a software named Radia?
<7> nope
<9> not biblically, no
<10> And Two-Bits begat Four-Bits by Radia...
<10> hm.
<11> smoke your greens!
<12> when it comes to green, i get color blind.
<1> i quit smoking yesterday ;/
<1> hrmm
<1> i need to find a way to crack a key
<1> this should be fun
<7> a hammer?
<1> no no
<1> <license>I1XF-CDPXI9LN2I5T4Q79KLYCK07EK</license>
<3> LOL
<1> it's based on my domain name
<7> i've decided that picking physical locks
<7> is MUCH easier than comptuer ones
<1> but i also want to use it on my local server
<9> ansimation: is it validated on the server side or by client side software?
<1> client
<9> language?
<1> flash
<1> probably action script or something
<1> **** if i know



<9> that can be decompiled
<1> it's some xml-swf charts
<9> beyond that, i know nothing of cleartext attacks
<1> im guessing the registration **** is in the swf itself
<9> prolly
<13> something be wrong with my mp3 player I think. Probably dropped it a few too many times.
<14> hi - i got this - http://pastebin.com/714479 - on hotscripts.com (i think) - and it wont send to @hotmail.com addresses - anyone know why?
<14> or is this considered a 3rd part app?
<14> party*
<14> it sends to gmail
<15> im using prepared statements in mysqli...is there a way to fetch results like the fetch_array() func for queries so i dont have to know the # of columns im getting back? bind_result() seems to be forcing me to know that
<3> what's the difference between mysqli and mysql?
<15> its improved :) supports more of the mysql C API
<7> eko, two different DBs
<15> yes, if you count different versions as different DBs
<7> oh wait, nm
<7> i thought he said Sqli
<15> hehe
<7> i ****
<15> naw it does look like a typo of sqlite
<1> well, i found the registration function in the actionscript. now any of you have any ideas on how to reverse it? here it is: http://pastebin.com/714567
<1> any of you people know actionscript?
<13> I sure don't
<13> though I hear it's similar to javascript.
<13> looks a lot like javascript.
<1> yea
<1> i wanna write a keygen in php but i dunno wtf any of those functions do
<1> CharCodeAt?
<1> @substr
<2> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<2> string substr ( string string, int start [, int length] )
<2> Return part of a string
<2> http://www.php.net/substr
<1> !php function StrRotate($aString){ $a= substr($aString,strlen($aString)-1,1); $a= $a.substr($aString,0,strlen($aString)-1); return $a; } echo StrRotate('somestring');
<16> gsomestrin
<1> that is the same as this
<1> function StrRotate(aString) { var v1 = aString; return v1.substr(v1.length - 1) + v1.substr(0, v1.length - 1); }
<1> right?
<1> the latter being js
<1> @null
<1> @*null*
<2> Functions matching *null*:
<2> ifx_nullformat(), ingres_field_nullable(), is_null(), oci_field_is_null(), ocicolumnisnull(), pg_field_is_null()
<1> damn underscore!
<1> @chr
<2> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<2> string chr ( int ascii )
<2> Return a specific character
<2> http://www.php.net/chr
<1> how can i return the integer for a char?
<1> @ord
<2> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<2> int ord ( string string )
<2> Return ASCII value of character
<2> http://www.php.net/ord
<17> hi
<1> hi
<18> i'm sick of all that dumb movies with a stupid plot twist at the end
<1> @strpos
<2> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<2> int strpos ( string haystack, mixed needle [, int offset] )
<2> Find position of first occurrence of a string
<2> http://www.php.net/strpos
<1> @*str*
<2> Functions matching *str*:
<2> Lots of matching functions. Truncating list to 20 results.
<2> ArrayObject::__construct(), bzerrstr(), convert_cyr_string(), cpdf_closepath_fill_stroke(), cpdf_closepath_stroke(), cpdf_fill_stroke(), cpdf_setgray_stroke(), cpdf_setrgbcolor_stroke(), cpdf_stringwidth(), cpdf_stroke(), dbx_escape_string(), DirectoryIterator::__construct(), DOMCharacterData->substringData(), DOMDocument->__construct(), DomDocument->create_processing_instruction(),
<2> DOMDocument->createProcessingInstruction(), DomProcessingInstruction->data(), DomProcessingInstruction->target(), DOMXPath->__construct()
<1> !php $s='foo'; for($i=0; $i <= strlen($s); $i++){ echo substr($s,$i,1); }
<1> ok
<16> foo
<1> !php $s='foo'; for($i=0; $i <= strlen($s); $i++){ echo substr($s,$i,1)."\n"; }
<16> f
<16> o


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