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<0> womens underwear maybe
<1> g'evening
<2> heya
<3> wired subscription for $10/yr
<3> that's convincing.
<2> 10 bucks too much
<3> i like wired
<4> !sql select quote from quotes order by id desc limit 1
<5> quote
<5> <@Bleep> I do illegal things with girls all the time, i just hop'e they never" find the bod'ies :(
<4> bout farking time
<4> !chanset -php
<5> Mode change for #php (-php)
<4> !chanset -dbquote
<5> Mode change for #php (-dbquote)
<1> I've noticed a lot of tech magazines are either becoming free or real cheap
<1> but they also have **** for content
<1> its really just many pages of full-color ads
<3> haha
<2> yeah it is
<3> it's happening to everything
<3> youth is online
<2> the cardboards ads piss me off the most
<3> nobody reads the paper
<4> is there anyway to re-order the id's which are auto_incremented in a database to remove all of the skipped ones due to deleting?
<3> create a new table
<4> other than that?
<3> yeah, i forget how though
<2> ansimation: why would you do that?
<2> it ****s any referential data you may have
<4> because of my testing **** i've deleted like 50 rows
<2> so
<2> do the numbers really matter?
<1> they shouldn't
<1> otherwise you're not using them right :)
<4> it helps with !quote #
<3> nobody remembers the numbers
<4> !quote 535
<5> No matches found for:
<1> heh
<1> you know what, be fresh and use letters
<1> !quote #aabbcc
<4> heh
<1> or randomly generate something
<1> !quote #aksjd91249sfu932r1wdkfjhoihgqh0tuwihndsv8w
<2> ha
<1> make the quote id number the md5 of the quote itself!
<4> lol
<1> that way you can ensure the same quote isn't submitted twice
<4> yea, they'd remember that
<1> who cares
<4> lol
<1> if you add other search capabilities, it doesn't matter
<4> there is
<4> !quote vagina
<5> #, Quote: (Bleep): I wonder if i can get "i love 2 shave my vagina" onto a t-shirt. , Added By: starlyt, Channel: #usachat, Date: 02/18/06, 01:35 PM
<4> i still have to add the **** so that quotes are only displayed in channels with the +quote flag though
<6> !quote vagina
<5> #, Quote: <@Bleep> IF EYE WUZ A GURL I WOULD RUB MAH ****EN TITZ AND CUNT AND SHOVE BOWLING BALLS ALL UP IN MAH VAGINA AND THEN WRITE BLEEP BLOOP ON A PIECE OF A PAPER NEXT TO THE BOWLING BALL SHOVED UP MY CUNT AND TAKE PIX AND POST THEM IN TEH INTERNET (HINT HINT), Added By: unknown, Channel: unknown, Date: 03/12/06, 08:12 PM
<1> strange.
<4> lol
<3> new family guy tonight
<4> really?
<4> what time?
<4> i always miss it
<4> ;/
<3> right now?
<7> yeah
<7> on fox
<7> ;\
<7> 9:02 est
<4> ****
<8> bbl
<7> lol
<9> no-ip.com rocks !
<0> what does it do?
<10> dyndns stuff
<11> I need help setting up MySql
<11> Any volunteers?
<11> I'm running windows, and my friend gave me a php script
<0> um
<0> shouldn't you be asking in #mysql
<0> instead of #php?
<11> well i need php help also
<0> ok
<11> getting everything to run
<0> so?
<0> get your mysql working, then come and ask us your PHP question.
<11> There are like 5 people in the channel
<11> lol
<0> the #mysql folks are real friendly and helpful
<0> ask in freenode?
<0> heh
<0> I know there are like 300+ on freenode's #mysql
<9> bgf_kill , there are dozens of online sites to help you with the setup
<9> you need to configure the php.ini file
<9> and the httpd.conf file for apache
<0> Yeah, it's a real simple setup
<0> just follow the install instructions on mysql.com
<9> actually, it can be tricky
<11> i already tried
<11> its confusing as hell
<0> and then follow the "how to setup php with mysql" instructions on PHP.net
<11> lol
<9> i only realised after a good 6 hours of trying, that i had to copy a dll file into the windows directory
<9> and that's why it wasn't working
<0> haha
<9> bgf_kill, it takes ALOT of patience
<9> heck, if i wasn't getting paid to do it, i may have given up
<9> lol
<11> Ill pay ya
<11> :P
<9> lol
<0> haha
<11> I have little patience
<0> $50
<9> i could probably just copy my configuration files
<0> :D
<9> and let you load them actually
<9> but, they aren't on this pc
<11> Anybody heard of www.kingsofchaos.com ?
<9> they're on my lappy
<9> *laptop
<11> Anybody heard of www.kingsofchaos.com ?
<9> gimme ur email address, and i'll help you out while i'm at work tomorrow
<9> pm me
<11> okay
<11> Sounds good
<9> i can't go on irc at work, my boss thinks it's unsafe :/
<11> If you can set it up ill be willing to pay like $10
<9> lol, it's ok
<11> 10 aint much, but its all i have
<9> that's what open source is all about :)
<0> haha
<0> I'm just ****ing with you.
<10> all three of your nicks show up as blue in my client.
<10> I have a big line of blue people talking
<0> kicken: do you want a cookie? :D
<9> lol
<9> so what does that mean ?
<0> it means kicken is on crack.
<0> and his irc client is broken
<0> :)
<9> ahhh
<9> use X-Chat
<11> I think I'm going to have to learn php... LOL
<9> that never failed me
<11> then MySql
<9> bgf_kill hey, if you've done C
<11> My friend just gave me the whole script to www.kingsofchaos.com
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