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<0> probably, in a single case
<1> no, Fr_pan_dop_lerrrr_flaunk, the [ was screwing it up how I had
<1> it
<0> but, you'd be mazed at its speed, provided the engine is written in a proper manner
<0> and, I'm willing to bet, I could put together a regex
<0> that would, atleast rival anything you coulddo otherwise in speed
<2> jode2: ok. so why do you have () around it?
<0> its like anything
<0> a matter, knowing wt ya doing
<0> wtf*
<2> fuehrer: i'm not saying it's not fast. it is.. but just not the right tool
<0> its or text parsing, and he's PARSING TEXT
<0> how is that incorrect?
<2> it's an xml file
<0> its TEXT, to be put more simple
<2> if you add a space, the regex breaks



<1> Fr_pan_dop_lerrrr_flaunk: because it wasn't working when I was escaping it, so I just put it in there trying to just get the thing to parse
<0> ascii
<2> binary files are text, too!
<2> i can open them in notepad and edit them!
<0> you'd be best off to stop trying to help anyone, as I see already you're more than incompetent on your own
<1> :/
<2> you can use regex for ****ing anything.
<2> that doesn't mean it's what should be used
<0> tht was sarcasm, in case you hadnt caught onto that
<0> doesnt mean youre not a dumb*** either, does it?
<2> what?
<0> refer to previous statement
<1> Fr_pan_dop_lerrrr_flaunk: well what do you recommend to parse that, which doesnt require additional modules?
<0> a ****in bit of intelligence?
<0> you're talking sit, aout something you obviously know nothing about
<0> thats all there is to that
<2> "/<keyword clicks=\"(\d*)\" searches=\"(\d*)\" money=\"(\d*)\" cpc=\"(\d*)\"><!\[CDATA\[ (.*?) \]\]>"
<0> to claim that, text parsing tool sare incorrect to be put to use for TEXT PARSING is absurd, and ignorant
<2> "/<keyword clicks=\"(\d*)\" searches=\"(\d*)\" money=\"(\d*)\" cpc=\"(\d*)\"><!\[CDATA\[ (.*?) \]\]>/"
<0> to put it mildly
<0> anyhow
<2> fuehrer: me?
<0> I've better things to do
<2> i'll take DOM over pcre for parsing an xml any day
<2> that way i can rearrange attributes, add spaces, add attributions and it will still work
<1> Thanks Fr_pan_dop_lerrrr_flaunk
<0> I didnt say it was best, I did say it wast wrong, and thatr you'd obviously no idea wtf you're talking about
<0> and, I do stand behind that
<2> why do i have no idea what i'm talking about?
<2> why on earth would you choose regex over an xml parser for parsing an xml file?
<0> i said you were incorrect in what you said
<0> not what you're saying now
<2> what did i say that was incorrect?
<2> ?
<3> bye people
<4> adios muchacho
<5> si
<6> how to install avter in the phpbb ?
<5> you can start by reading the topic
<5> which we have provided free of charge
<7> lol
<6> ok
<5> sup tyler
<6> :D
<7> yoyo
<5> how hot was it today in your part of the country
<6> how to install avter in the phpbb ?
<6> :D
<5> are you some kind of moron or what
<6> that topic not help
<6> :D
<5> i see
<8> hmm.. what happened to that part where everyone get's -1 question, no exceptions?
<5> UnixMan; PM Technobabble for help
<6> jon so u wanna help ?
<8> and then sign up for geocities to get the new internets
<5> i cannot contribute to your situation
<8> PM TECHNOBABBLE | JUST ASK YOUR QUESTION. | www.pastebin.ca |
<6> i did



<8> woops.. lol. forgot right clicking anywhere automatically pastes
<5> haha
<6> not Answer
<6> :D
<8> pm him again
<8> call him names and shout obscenities
<8> he likes it when you describe what you're wearing, or what you're not =\
<5> maybe that's just what you two do, s4l
<8> only that one time
<5> haha
<8> and we were drunk
<5> and gay
<8> only him
<3> Im making this MMORPG PHP script, and i want to add a value on to a value thats already in a mySQL database, anyone know how i'd do that?
<9> ...
<9> dude
<3> :|
<9> go learn SQL
<9> ok?
<8> add a value to a value? like, 1+1=3?
<9> Stoned4Life r good at teh mathsz
<3> thats what im trying to do..........but i get smart *** answers like that whenever i ask any questions
<5> sparkeh; rtfm then
<9> Ok, here..
<4> your ***holeishness just makes my day
<4> :-D
<5> that's how people learn
<5> they study it, read it. analyze it. use it try it **** it lick it
<5> er
<8> i mean, you are what you eat! ooo
<9> Sorry, we're not in here to hold your hand and read the SQL tutorial for you
<8> here's some plaintext: get value, add new value, insert value
<5> good job Z
<10> <3> "UPDATE tableName SET columnName=newvalue WHERE (your_condition)"
<8> oh well
<5> way to kick his ***
<5> ;)
<9> Yay
<9> I'm such a prick, you know?
<5> no your not
<9> ;)
<9> Oh yes I am.
<5> that guy was a prick
<9> my girlfriend broke up with me last night
<9> I'm not attentive enough for her.
<5> you have a gf again?
<9> according to her.
<5> s/have/hjad/.
<9> lol
<9> yeah we got back together
<9> and now...we're not.
<4> you're too busy watching the kiddie pool out your window
<9> argh.
<4> i knew it
<9> lol
<4> hahaha
<10> Zenethian, u know, there's nothing there, hm
<9> haha
<9> wow, you just got owned by Serge_HID
<5> WHAT
<5> -caps
<11> Serge_HID has been banned for 10 seconds
<8> lol
<5> lmao
<4> hahaha
<5> hurrah
<12> if i could think of a third rule he broke, i'd kick him again
<6> lol
<12> too bad ****ing isn't against the rules
<12> well... nm
<5> else you wouldn't be here
<5> BURN


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