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<0> actually it means
<1> sounds like jon alright
<0> a 7" tall cup
<0> .03 full of sprint
<2> but i got sick realy once when drinking vanilla vodka once...taste aversion?
<0> er .3
<1> what is it....beer before liquor..never been sicker??....does that mean if i drink beer then liquor i'll get drunker than liquor then beer?
<3> it means you'll be visited by three ghosts tonight
<1> any of them chicks?
<3> chicks with ****s, I imagine
<1> hot
<3> You make me sad :(
<0> lol
<1> have a beer...you'll feel better
<0> did i tell ya'll about my damn phone prediciment



<3> I dun think so
<0> i had cellular one which changed to alltell about 3 months ago... service and bill stayed the same... een thogh i'm 300 miles from "home calling area" i get 1000 roam minutes a month.. bill has stayed $50 a month
<0> 3 days ago my phone borked
<0> i know it needs to be upsdated so i'm gonna fedex it
<0> but in the meantime my boss gives me a phone
<0> that was 2 days ago
<0> it's workin fine etc etc
<0> well today..... the buttons stop working
<0> i can only recieve calls by flipping it open
<0> i can't press any buttons
<0> ain't that some BS?!
<3> have you power cycled it?
<0> what do you mean?
<3> pull the battery
<0> about 10 times
<3> see if its a software problem
<3> ah ;/
<3> jon: apparently technology does not like you
<0> i'ce come to conclude that
<1> just like the girls
<0> gires just appreciate me
<0> thayt don'ty haveto like me
<3> A reasonable philosophy
<0> i've had 2 phones break in 3 days
<3> C SENOR
<0> now i can only recieve calls on the # hardly anyone knows
<0> +c that
<0> mafaka
<0> lol
<4> what happen to Two-Bits' script?
<3> jon: how long before your other phone is fixed?
<0> i have to send it in :P
<4> maybe i'll add that into mod_spox
<0> i have to copy #s first
<4> @array
<5> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<5> Create an array
<5> http://www.php.net/array
<4> :(
<3> spox: add what?
<0> vut ican't because 80% of the time it only goes to A screen which shows a comptuer anda phone and a lighting bolt.....
<4> a kicker for using colors
<3> oh
<0> which i conclude means it needs updating
<3> yeah.. forgot
<4> see how mod_spox's output is ****ed
<0> but 10& of tyhe time i can get to my phone
<0> the othet 10% it turns itselds ooff
<0> +whiskey
<1> my old phone used to hang up on people randomly
<0> i wouldn't mind that
<3> spox: why is it ****ed?
<0> lol
<1> got kind of old
<4> @array
<5> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<5> Create an array
<5> http://www.php.net/array
<3> its missing the function definition
<4> aye



<4> @topten
<4> :(
<3> WHAT DID YOU DO! :/
<3> @roulette topten
<4> you did it!
<5> Roulette topten: ansimation (61% survival with 504 wins), comcor (67% survival with 461 wins), follower (57% survival with 404 wins), Two-Bits (61% survival with 262 wins), fedt (58% survival with 207 wins), poutine (60% survival with 161 wins), spox (62% survival with 98 wins), jedzilla (63% survival with 59 wins), evulish (46% survival with 48 wins), k|o|g|i (51% survival with 45 wins)
<3> @roulette toptwelve
<4> @topten
<5> Topten: Two-Bits: 7.58kb, jon: 5.04kb, Blake7984: 4.70kb, mod_spox: 4.5kb, sharkkk: 3.78kb, calmchessplayer: 3.02kb, spox: 2.72kb, jenster: 2.68kb, poutine: 2.53kb, evulish_: 2.46kb
<6> @roulette
<5> ansimation: *click*
<4> see
<1> 4.70kb doing what?
<3> freaky eaky
<0> waskin'
<3> man, I'm not even on it today
<0> it's the codka
<0> vodka
<0> i can't even type straigh
<4> i'll add a color kicker into the autokick plugin tomorrow
<3> jon: can you type gay?
<0> not that i'm aware of
<0> never had to trey
<0> try, too
<3> whatever happened to pizza
<3> ?
<0> good question
<4> dunno
<4> he's been mia for awhile
<0> [NickServ(service@dal.net)notice] The nickname pizza_milkshake is not registered.
<0> not a good sign
<3> I always loved the picture trollboy picked for the rules page
<0> at shaggoth?
<3> yeah
<3> we need to update that ****
<3> maybe go wiki
<3> Hitler, konnten Sie den Wodka bitte fhren? Ich wrde es wirklich schtzen.
<1> nobody ever cares to work on channel websites for more than an hour or so
<3> That's why the wiki was invented
<1> do you really want channel rules that anyone can modify?
<3> Blake7984: its not like anyone reads them anyways
<1> good point...i sure didnt when i joined
<3> I'm happy with the rules... its the other content that tends to change on a regular basis
<1> but then again ive been on irc for like 10 years....i think i know them by now in general
<3> When I first started on DAL it was about 10 years ago, come to think of it
<1> i think i started on undernet
<0> ehehhehe'
<1> but for 5 or 6 years at least its been dal...though the past 2 or 3 i havent really been on irc much
<0> DLA started in 94 i 5yink
<0> er
<0> 95 maybe
<0> i came in 98
<0> my life has ****ed ever since
<1> same here
<3> jon: July '94 according to wikipedia
<1> (the life ****ing part)
<0> hmmmm
<0> idunno
<1> f'n irc....screws up everything
<0> i'd argue
<0> being drunk
<0> i'd bet it started in 95
<0> **** wiki
<1> lol
<1> my money is on wiki
<0> i lost the bet
<0> Started in 1994 as an alternative to the
<0> as per www.dal.net :)P
<0> i think iut was official w/ servicfes in 95 , though
<0> ignore the typos
<0> they're part of my act
<1> yey i4m g0ann t2pe lkie onh
<0> :D
<3> dalnet's website is so ****ing retro


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