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<0> how about a non nude one so I can decide whether I want to see the nude ones
<1> so if me being a designer makes me gay, then any male artist over time has to have been gay? van gogh, michelangelo, matisse
<2> they were
<2> read their stories
<1> surely
<3> van gogh wasn't
<4> jenster: http://geek-goddess.net/
<4> lol
<3> and anyone who says otherwise is a damned liar!
<1> that's why van gogh cut off his ear and gave it to a prostitute that he fell in love with
<2> how do you think you design a big penus if you never touch it!
<0> jenster: pics dammit
<2> yes... but that is also why paint boring things all in yellow and green!
<3> michaelangelo always sculpted small flacid penises though
<2> gayness oppressed
<0> fine



<1> I have read books on each of them actually
<0> I knew you were fat anyways
<1> this is true, but he did also do female sculptures
<2> gay men are usually very fit and good looking
<2> but gayer then gay can be
<2> worse then women
<2> anyhow.... about D F SITE!
<1> who the **** cares
<3> self censorship is not permitted here
<1> jeebus
<2> it would b nice to get a promotion... and perhaps my supervisors job... I bet he is gay that's why he hates me
<1> yes, he hates you, therefore he must be gay
<0> why do gay men fancy themselves up and dykes let themselves loose?
<3> if you can't get the information about the site that would be instrumental in you taking your supervisors' job, then you perhaps aren't qualified for that job
<3> also, management types dont like when people try to oust other people
<2> perhaps... but are you telling me everyone above you is qualified?
<2> you r probably right... :) thanks for the help either way!
<3> nope. but if you're qualified, then the information you CAN get would be enough
<0> jenster: HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH FATTY?
<1> okay well, I'm going to get a shower and fap off to helen hunt. retro baby...
<3> poutine is a motivational speaker in training
<3> dude.. you really ARE gay
<3> !
<3> actually, just kidding. i'd do her too
<0> there is a younger helen hunt, her name is leelee sobieski
<3> yup
<3> i'd do her too
<3> but helen first
<0> she's all dried up now
<3> doesn't matter. it's the principle of the thing
<1> http://www.movieup.it/Foto%20***y/Helen%20Hunt.jpg
<1> boobies, ftw!
<4> :o
<0> I bet jenster is that girl who came here for a couple of months, then apparently died and her boyfriend hung around
<2> haha... got the whole structure of the site and into the admin! used curl to do get the site!
<0> I could analyze typing habits, but Two-Bits refuses to give up his logs
<3> you never asked for them. also, last time you claimed the bf "hung around" i checked the logs and he actually didn't
<3> also, you're apparently paranoid
<0> Another instance of you being wrong
<2> hey... have you guys ever paid for porn?
<2> I always wonder if every men bought porn... is it part of being a men to buy it? or you just get the net porn
<3> now that you mention it, i dont think i've ever paid a dime for porn
<2> think is not certain... so you probably have
<0> I've paid for porn
<3> paying for porn would make me stupid AND desperate, as opposed to just desperate
<2> I was reading in slashdot that most men scretely buy porn
<2> I should check in the house see if any of my roomates actually keep porn around... I bet they spank the monkey a lot!
<3> that's probably true. though i dont know how "secretly" it is
<2> like poutine... they never seen a real naked woman
<2> except their mom!
<2> he is probably spanking it as I type
<2> good thing I didnt post pics!
<0> umm
<0> hardly
<0> ah
<0> ok
<2> later boys... thanks for the help, regardless of how challenge poutine is, I still think there is hope! there is a woman out there for you
<2> a fatty... but still a woman
<2> later!
<0> that girl I asked out to dinner in the cheesiest manner possible said yes
<4> ...the one like last march?



<5> poutine, where are you going to take her
<0> I don't know
<0> I like steak, but she likes italian
<0> Since it's my money, I suppose we'll settle for mcdonalds
<4> lol
<6> is she good looking ?
<7> make her go splitsies.
<7> and make sure to call it splitsies
<6> we need to know if she is good looking before we consider splitting her
<0> http://www.intpos.com/fargut/cl***.jpg
<6> who is that ?
<8> omg that chick looks like my ex brittany
<8> stay away from that one
<8> if she's a cancer stay away from her even farther
<6> I advise to stay away from her as well
<6> not that poutine will ever meet her anyhow...lol
<0> I took a cl*** with her last quarter
<6> your not dating her
<6> or ever will
<0> you're... and no I'm not, but I will be going on a date with her
<6> I doubt it
<0> doubt it all you want
<0> it does not affect the existence of my date
<6> for you its a date, for her is just company to do something as friends
<0> I made sure I wasn't a friend
<6> so your not even a friend
<0> bo
<0> no
<0> that's the ideal situation
<0> we took a cl*** together for a quarter, I haven't spoken with her since
<6> instead of pissing about why don't you just ask her to be your girlfriend
<6> if you like her
<0> you're a stupid cunt
<0> are you in 4th grade?
<6> be a man
<6> she will apreciate you more for been a man
<6> hey, Im trying to help you
<9> Tell her you love her
<0> this isn't the first time I've gotten *****, I think I can handle myself
<0> if you'd like to hold it for me next time, maybe
<9> don't ever call he '*****'
<9> that will not go down well with her
<0> I know, you only use the word 'cunt'
<0> I'm a pro
<9> nope
<9> then ask her to be her boyfriend
<9> Instead of been a Pro, be a man
<0> if it isn't Blake7984
<10> indeed
<10> been a while hehe
<10> youre smart though...you should know the answer to this.....
<10> got a few arrays of data....each array containing a list of items that need to be looked up online, so they each take time...id like to have 4 or 5 of the arrays being processed simultaneously.....good options for that? i checked into forking...but that might not be a good way for me to go
<0> I'm not sure if PHP has any threading support yet
<4> i've never seen it
<10> it doesnt from what ive seen....no good way to achieve that without like....manually loading up 4 or 5 seperate processes?
<0> not that I know of
<10> so im kind of stuck just outputting the data from the 5 arrays to 5 files....then execute ./script file1, ./script file2, etc?
<9> I can't help, I only help in matters of love
<9> poutine, have you told Blake about your date ?
<10> could probably use some help there too....but this probably isnt the time
<8> what's the sound server for fedora called?
<7> alsa?
<11> kde?
<7> arts?
<11> arts
<11> damnit
<0> esound ?
<11> get out of my head
<8> i don't show an 'arts' in my services list
<1> esd?
<8> sounds are just playing over and over and over and over
<1> kick it
<10> wheres jon at....havent talked to that guy in a long time either


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