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<0> Morning all
<1> "I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself."
<1> hahaha
<2> lol
<3> is someone who cuts themself a sadist or a masochist?
<1> sadist
<1> well, both
<1> inflict and receive
<1> best of both worlds
<4> marnin
<4> is there a way to use regex to repeat parts of a string?
<4> using preg_replace...
<4> I match a string, and pull 2 registers, text to save, then a number
<4> I want to repeat a fixed string (\t) the same number of times as the number in register 2
<4> thus... "blah", 2
<4> becomes "\t\tblah"



<5> hmm
<6> hmm
<6> whats a good way to test and see if the mysql is working correctly with your web server?
<7> connect to it?
<7> HMM
<6> heh
<6> yeah that part is ok, but i mean as far as running scripts from your webserver
<7> Don't you hate it when someone points out the god-forsaken obvious?
<1> wait for it, wait for it
<1> RUN A SCRIPT AND SEE IF IT WORKS
<8> hi there
<7> OH MY GOD! REALLY?!
<6> lol
<7> spox: no offense, but you're an idiot. There's no way that would work.
<1> i know. i was just ****ing around
<7> we need a long strenuous process that takes days to write.. and only then, may we pray that we aquire the desired result.
<6> lol, you guys are crazy
<2> I'm talking to my boss on the phone
<6> i guess i ll freshmeat some small thingie to see if it works
<7> Says the guy who said: <6> whats a good way to test and see if the mysql is working correctly with your web server?
<8> hey... i got a problem with a textarea... th physical option doesnt work anyone know why???
<8> someone can helpme please
<1> because everything is virtual!
<7> physical option?
<4> physical, who?
<6> lol, i guess i didnt phrase my question good enoguh, its my fault ;\
<7> ^ stupidity is your fault. no one can be blamed for that
<7> unless your mom smoked crack
<8> <4> That fiel called TEXTArea doesnt work...
<4> anyone have any ideas on the regex question?
<7> while she was pregnant
<6> i got it installed and running, but i m not sure if my webserver is uh interfacing the word? correctly
<4> Spunkmeyer: sounds like a question for #html
<1> Spunkmeyer: use virtual
<1> god damn it
<1> nanotech: if your phpinfo() shows mysql there
<1> and mysql_connect lets you connect, then you are golden
<7> golden grahms!
<8> hmmmmmmm good Spox ill try
<7> lol
<7> use virtual? is that really an option?
<1> man, some drunk was driving up the wrong side of the freeway here this morning
<7> lmao
<1> hit some van head on
<4> lol
<4> did he die?
<1> the drunk is okay
<4> oh, ****
<7> and the van didn't just pull off to the side when he saw the dum***?
<4> were the other people ok?
<1> guy he hit is in critical condition
<4> ****, man
<1> and the lady in the p***enger seat died
<4> ****
<1> they showed the wreck on the news
<7> that guy is gonna get the needle
<1> it was ****ed up
<7> what state?
<1> oregon
<4> the drunk should be sentenced
<4> death row, man



<1> no ****
<7> they give you the needle for that? vehicular manslaughter?
<4> like, tomorrow
<1> no
<1> probably like 5-10
<7> i think they do here..
<4> they should though
<7> DUI/VM, that's life bitch
<4> as it should be
<4> if you're stupid enough to drive drunk, and THEN you kill someone as a result
<4> you shold be fried
<1> http://www.katu.com/news/story.asp?ID=83276
<4> holy ****
<4> look at the van
<6> driving drunk is somethign yo can learn from
<4> or whatever that was
<1> yeah, both vans were the same make
<1> and both of them were just totaled
<6> it shouldnt be more then 5-10 years
<7> yeah right.
<1> the drunks caught on fire and some people on the freeway stopped and pulled him out
<7> DUI isn't comething you learn from
<7> it's something you don't do
<7> something*
<6> ya, but with the way thinga re t oday
<6> its hard not to do it
<6> with a world driven by money
<9> how is it hard not to do it?
<6> it would cost more to be safe then it is to not be safe
<6> and some peopel cant afford that safety
<7> wtf?? are you reading what you type?
<1> lol
<6> lol
<6> for example
<6> you goto a club or party
<4> nanotech: you are the most retarted person I have ever met
<6> and you have a little to much to drink
<7> so you don't ****ing drive.
<2> where is pizza_milkshake
<6> you cant say i m not gonna drive, cause your car will get towed by the morning
<4> it costs more money to get drunk than it does not to, dumb***
<7> spend the night
<6> and it will cost 20+$ to catch a taxie
<7> WTF?!
<7> car gets towed?
<7> Park legally!
<4> serious
<7> you're not even drunk yet!
<6> ?
<6> i live in miami
<8> <1> lol doesnt work either... [32] => 3,81/6,60 08/02 im trying to separate the value from the date u know?
<7> so?
<6> and when you goto clubs there is no "legal" place to park
<4> nanotech: people that think like you are the reason **** like this happens
<7> no ****
<9> dude, i've spent $100 on cabs in one day :P
<1> Spunkmeyer: what are you trying to do?
<6> evulish my point exactly
<6> i cant afford 100$ for no damn cab
<8> must be like this [32] => 3,81/6,60 [33] => 08/02
<6> hell even half that
<6> ..
<9> i'd rather spend $100 than ****ing die
<7> then walk bitch
<1> nanotech: then don't go out
<1> or take the damn bus
<7> if you can't afford to do something, don't do it
<9> if you can't afford to drink safely, maybe you shouldn't drink?
<4> nanotech: can you afford the lives of 2 innocent people, and 5-life in jail?
<7> ^^
<6> ya
<1> Spunkmeyer: use explode then
<6> so your saying have no life?
<1> @explode!


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