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<0> i need to move mine to my shell
<0> but im lazy
<0> heh
<1> poutine: didn't you give me !php rights?
<2> I thought I did
<1> yeah.. me too
<2> is that just other words for saying you forgot your p***?
<1> I suppose =X
<1> lol
<1> don't remember setting one either though, heh.
<2> !delphp Stoned4Life
<2> !addphp Stoned4Life
<3> !php blarf();
<4> Fatal error: Call to undefined function blarf() in /usr/home/poutine/safe/raw.php(6) : eval()'d code on line 1
<1> !php echo "I am a slave.";
<4> I am a slave.



<3> poutine, do you see a circumstance where a [ could lack a ]
<3> or do they have to match up
<3> it seems to me they have to match up simply by what it says
<3> 'jumps past the matching ]'
<2> jedzilla, they have to match up
<3> that's what i thought
<2> otherwise the first while() loop in the stack would never get past the first run
<1> man.. Dreamweaver's XML/XSL code coloring really dissapoints me. I thought they'd have had set that up a little better.
<0> dw ****s in general
<0> good for a few thing though i suppose.
<1> What's WRONG with Dreamweaver?
<1> besides wysiwyg, but just focusing on the coding aspect.
<5> Any alias fan?
<1> not really.. i stopped watching when it turned more Sci-Fi than anything else.
<5> when was that?
<1> that whole black cloud, whatever sorcery crap was way too much
<1> I don't know what they called it.
<5> haven't seen that... i'm looking at the first episode of the 4th season
<6> sci fi sux
<1> oh.. i don't know what season i'm talking about.
<5> the one were sidney quits CIA
<1> it just seemed like after awhile, they were butchering the original story line in order to force plot twists and suspicion. it just didn't work for m
<1> me*
<7> battle star galactica
<5> There's nothing wrong with sci-fi
<1> SlVR.. has anyone actually held that thing?
<5> but i want things to be separated... i don't want an action series turn into sci-fi or viceversa
<1> that's what i didn't like about alias
<5> i hope that doesn't happens with Lost
<1> Well, it's some of the guys who made X-Files that are doing lost.. so, i wouldn't be suprised if it does etch a little close to sci-fi, but i doubt they'd do that without any real reason besides to add suspicion. You have to realize though, it is already close to sci-fi, just not so much sci as fi.
<8> hi, Iwe installed apache2.0 and php4 from ports in FreeBSD how do I turn on php?
<0> turn on php?
<8> yes, I get the php-code in the browser
<1> http://localhost/file.php?
<8> yes, that swows the php-code in the browser
<0> perhaps you should edit httpd.conf in apache to use php
<8> it does have the mod_php4 in it..
<3> you were right poutine
<3> this gets complex
<3> especially when you're thinking about how to handle [ ]
<8> > cat /usr/local/etc/apache2/httpd.conf | grep php
<8> #Axels tillg fr php
<8> AddType application/x-httpd-php .php
<8> AddType application/x-httpd-php-source .phps
<8> >
<8> is that right?
<3> what does the manual say?
<1> it says skip all steps necessary to complete desired operation.
<9> hi ppl i am using the php include, its working however its jumping a line before the include starts, its used in a table..any ideas?
<10> bbl: Zz/Work.
<1> Ralphs: what?
<0> http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=259777
<0> hah
<1> that is good
<9> Stoned4Life using <?php include("navigation.html");?> and navigation.html contains a table , its jumping a line before starting the table
<1> and what line is that?
<9> a blank line, white line, contains nothing
<9> i wish i had it online to show u
<1> why do you need it then?
<9> it will be online later on
<11> how about you paste what it's spitting out onto pastebin



<9> ok chalupah will do
<1> .... and??
<9> http://pastebin.com/551912
<9> i highlited the table that is being included
<9> in pastebin there is something weird before the table &#65279; this is not in my code!
<9> no idea where it came from
<1> still wondering what the problem is with the blank line..
<1> what's ascii &#65279..
<9> no idea its not showing on my notepad, only showing on pastebin and its showin in the exact two places where the error is occuring
<9> god i am starting to think that the problem is in my pc! all this **** only happens to me
<1> I don't know what it is...
<12> man, flickr is slow
<9> Stoned4Life thanx anyway bro
<1> Still not sure why the blank line not being there is that important
<9> it is being there, so it is ruining the whole design of the page
<9> the prob is 100% in that &#65279 but no idea what it is, cant find anything on google
<1> are you just using notepad?
<9> yes
<9> UTF8 encoding since using arabic
<3> !php print strlen("")/4
<4> 1.75
<3> oh cool, there we go
<3> 7 indent lvels
<3> wootzors
<3> recursive code is kewl
<3> !php print ord('1')
<3> !php print ord('0')
<4> 49
<4> 48
<1> @ord()
<13> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<13> int ord ( string string )
<13> Return ASCII value of character
<13> http://www.php.net/ord()
<1> ... and the function name they came up with for that was ord???
<14> return ASCII value of penis
<14> 8====D
<1> wtf kind of name is ord?
<3> Stoned4Life: ordinal, it's older than you
<1> lol
<14> ordinal
<3> "ordinal value"
<14> it's a very normal word to describe ascii values, actually
<1> smooth
<14> you noob
<3> !php printf("%s>%s<.>.", str_repeat('+', 49), str_repeat('+', 48))
<4> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<.>.
<1> omg! i'm an ascii n00b
<3> writing brain**** <3
<14> lol
<3> i actually finished an interpreter for it
<14> nice
<3> 343 lines of C
<3> i'm just testing it now
<3> that program right there should print "10"
<3> whoops, 141k of leak
<7> sick
<1> that's supposed to print 10.... uuuckk
<3> i add the first byte to 49, the ordinal for '1'
<3> then move the pointer forward (>)
<3> the add that byte to 48, the ordinal for '0'
<3> then move the pointer back, print the character ('.'), and repeat on the other character
<3> this code is also optimizing, so +++ adds 3 to the pointer, rather than add 1 add 1 add 1
<1> interesting.. the desired purpose?
<3> brain****? there's a purpose?
<3> it's an 8-instruction turing-complete language
<3> it's fun as hell to write code in too
<14> the purpose is to be retarded and complicated
<14> :D
<3> http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/bf/
<3> ^ read
<1> I love retarded.. and even more, <3 complicated.
<1> only problem.. lack the time.


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