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<0> hmm
<1> Zenethian: Would Movable Type play well with my PHP interface?
<1> Or would I have to recode extensive portions of my website in Perl?
<0> How in the hell would I know?
<1> Just ***umed.
<1> I apologized.
<0> that I knew all your code and your layout?
<1> I apologize.
<0> heh
<0> I mean
<0> I can't really imagine why it wouldn't
<0> in the end it's all just html
<1> Right.
<2> is she hot?
<2> http://soho2.terra.com.co/soho/galeria/72/simbolo/1/68.htm
<3> I work at a restaurant and piss in peoples drinks if they are rude to me.
<2> no, you don't
<4> our vbulletin forums have a ton of signups a day
<4> pretty sure they're all spammers
<4> i should just ban every chinese ip
<5> aren't there RBL services for forums?
<4> yeah, probably
<3> I recently started having *** with a friend. She annoys me a lot now. We fight about stupid stuff too. But the *** is great.
<2> been there
<6> @confess
<3> I stink.
<6> @confess
<3> I love her with all of my heart. I would tell her, but she wants her boyfriend for now. If I told her, I know she'd definitely feel torn between me and him. So, in order to not hurt her feelings, I won't tell her. I wish she knew. But I can't hurt her by telling her.
<6> i was hopeing for something more evil at the end of that one
<7> @confess
<3> i was at a jets game once, there was this family who were huge dolphins fans, they were really annoying so me and my friends filled a cup of piss and poured it on them, but i feel bad after seeing the look on the kid's face.
<1> @confess
<3> I don't really like my boyfriend that much.
<0> poor mod_spox doesn't like his boyfriend.
<6> her
<0> Nobody cares
<0> away messages ****.
<7> @quote back
<3> [|#php|6/03/26]: * mescaline is back from the dead:[having *** with my girl/1m34s]
<7> not all of them
<8> 1m 34s of ***...
<6> not even
<6> he had to walk over ther, and walk back
<6> i give him 1 minute tops
<6> with 15 seconds before and after
<8> hmm.. what about a good 15 second clean-up?
<6> yeah
<8> i'm thinking 40 seconds to get the actual job done.. give/take how much clothes they had to go through
<6> or maybe he left that job to her
<8> or what if he didn't have to get up? she came to him
<6> oh right in his computer chair
<6> that's hot
<6> i wish i knew an actual girl, i'd ask for that
<8> lol
<6> htat means he probably didn't clean up before turning off his away message
<8> ... unless you meant paper-towels..
<5> you guys have put a lot of thought into this..
<4> http://www.1010wins.com/pages/24854.php
<7> no ****
<4> i feel the need to p*** by and whip it out in fron tof him
<5> i really really hate photograph by nickelback.
<5> i actually turn off the radio when i hear it now
<1> Hmm...
<1> Def Leppard cover?
<7> i wonder if there is anyone more annoying than david blaine
<1> I'm only interested if it's a Def Leppard cover.
<7> but i'm sure there is
<7> he is certainly up there on the list though
<6> i hate def leppard
<4> POUR SOME SUGA ON MEEEEEEEEEE
<5> no i dont think so...
<1> Then you'll be pleased to know that Photograph is the only song of theirs' I know.
<6> you came so close to being banned on that one
<1> That that's only through a bluegr***-tinged cover.
<1> *And* that's.
<3> Wow, my girlfriend is still in love with her ex-boyfriend. That hurts more than I'd have thought it would. Blast.
<4> blast!
<8> beat her.
<8> or her ex.. beat her ex.
<4> god. my coworker is being retarded.
<4> " how can you edit the first lgon page?"
<4> uh, with an editor?
<4> "how do you make image url's?"
<4> "like how would I make another url?"
<8> <s uck="my.di" alt="ck">Your image</s>
<8> <s uck="my.di" alt="ck"></s> ** actually
<8> err
<8> wow.. i can't even make up my own code
<8> <s uck="my.di" alt="ck" />
<0> you dumb***.
<8> yeah..
<4> @confess
<3> The night before my wedding in April I got drunk with the my best man and he got me to give him a blow job. I swollowed his cum. I went ahead with the wedding, but now I realize I'm gay. We been meeting once a week for gay ***.
<4> that's hot.
<6> WTF?
<8> that's weird..
<8> @confess
<3> My sister has come to personify everything that I despise about humanity. I want to tell her that I hate her.
<8> @confess
<3> I have a fetish for panties
<8> who doesn't?
<9> me
<9> i want them off
<0> Tyler wants them on HIM
<9> damn cock blockers
<8> cock blockers, lol.. just pull them aside
<8> @confess
<3> i am 20 and i lost my virgninity last night to a guy i met in a club three days ago
<8> sure took her long enuf
<8> <Chairboy> Windows Me is the kind of OS even a catholic would abort
<8> <benjick> "when it comes to girls, i'm xhtml 1.1 strict, you are like 4.01 loose"
<8> Kanuck: i like to look at porn in pdf files.. just so i can make the little hand grab things.
<8> ^^omfg, lol
<0> poutine is broken.
<8> doesn't something have to work first, in order to be broke?
<3> I'm a bi***ual who sometimes feels ***ually atracted to children.
<4> nothing wrong with that!
<5> fun ways to freak people out: when they come back from proofing ad copy for 25,000 prints, look at proof and ask "did you notice this spelling mistake?"
<4> heh. i work next to the print guys, and i do that alot
<4> "did you notice you spelled the company name wrong?" on the big*** news releases
<5> function ob_fix($val) { if (rand(3)==0) $val = str_replace(array("ie","ei"),array("ei","ie"),$val); return $val; } ob_start("ob_fix");
<7> crap
<7> i think my cpu fan is dying
<4> you know what always ****s me up? str_replace
<4> i always put the subject first
<0> heh
<0> yeah
<0> its pretty ****ing backwards
<0> isn't it?
<5> @array_search
<3> (PHP 4 >= 4.0.5, PHP 5)
<3> mixed array_search ( mixed needle, array haystack [, bool strict] )
<3> Searches the array for a given value and returns the corresponding key if successful
<3> http://www.php.net/array-search
<5> @substr
<3> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<3> string substr ( string string, int start [, int length] )
<3> Return part of a string
<3> http://www.php.net/substr
<5> er..
<5> @strpos
<3> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<3> int strpos ( string haystack, mixed needle [, int offset] )
<3> Find position of first occurrence of a string
<3> http://www.php.net/strpos
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