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<0> Definition for LAMP:
<0> An acronym for the free web development software combination of the Linux operating system, Apache web server, MySQL database management system, and PHP/Perl/Python scripting languages.
<0> Example usage: All the components of LAMP are absolutely free.
<1> neither does YOUR FACE
<1> ice burn
<2> bah
<3> @find a whore for ebola :/
<2> @udefine php
<0> Definition for php:
<0> Setting things straight ... PHP began life as "Personal Home Page" (Tools), and later the "Personal Home Page" (Construction Kit). Later it would be merged with an SQL query tool for webpages and become PHP/FI, or "Personal Home Page / Form Interpreter". FastForward to the present day and it's no longer a mere tool to handle generation of Personal Home Pages, reuiring a new acronym, some clever chap came up with: "PHP:
<0> Hypertext Preprocessor" Cunningly (or not), in the same vein as "GNU's not Unix" and "PINE Is Not Elm", PHP became a recursive acronym, whereby the first letter actually stands for the full acronym. Deep, huh?
<0> Example usage: <? phpInfo() ?>
<3> ;\
<4> Loser *** Mediocre Programmers
<2> poor ansimation
<2> he's been working on a regex to do that for a week
<4> to do what?
<4> search for a whore with ebola?
<3> lol
<2> no, rip a definition from urban dictionary
<4> haha
<2> that would take a couple months
<5> ...
<3> @search whore on rollerscates
<3> @search 500lb whore on rollerscates
<3> damn!
<3> ;/
<2> mod_spox: rescan
<0> can do!
<2> @google 1 **** you
<0> Search results for **** you:
<0> http://www.fuh2.com/
<0> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=****+you&btnG=Google+Search
<2> @search 1 **** you
<0> Search results for **** you:
<0> http://www.fuh2.com/
<0> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=****+you&btnG=Google+Search
<3> google is lame
<3> so little porn
<2> @porn boobs
<0> Results for boobs:
<0> http://www.blimpboobs.com/gals/32/
<0> http://projectbusty.com/bab/03/index.html
<0> http://projectbusty.com/bab/57/index.html
<0> http://www.allaccessvideos.com/hbg4166/hbg.html
<3> i hope google gets rooted, and somebody inserts some real porn on there ;p
<3> @google 500lb crack whore on rollerscates
<0> Search results for lb crack whore on rollerscates:
<0> no results found.
<2> ansimation: it's ugly
<3> @google 500lb crack whore on rollerscates who talks and sounds like mike tyson
<0> Search results for lb crack whore on rollerscates who talks and sounds like mike tyson:
<0> no results found.
<2> i don't futz with making them pretty cause urbandictionary changes them so often
<5> it works right?
<2> apparently
<2> @udefine os x
<0> Definition for OS X:
<5> then that's all that matters
<0> The world's best, most secure and fastest operating system. Made by the world's best computing company, Apple. Based on the rock-solid UNIX. Beats the crap out of Windows XP
<0> Example usage: PC User: "When was the last time your computer crashed?"
<0> Me: "A long time ago, before i got Mac OS X"
<6> hmm.. anyone have the new mac, that can run windows or x ?
<3> @udefine bsd
<0> Definition for bsd:
<0> BSD stands for berkeley software distribution (not berkely STANDARD...idioth). There was actually Unix Version 6, then it split into Version 7 and BSD became seperate. Modern BSD is based off of Original BSD 4.4 (4.4lite).
<0> Example usage: end_user obviously doesn't really know about BSD. It's too bad too, because BSD rules.
<2> ansimation: you get?
<5> yea
<5> thanks
<7> **** YOU INTERNET :(
<7> [08:21] [recursive PING reply]: 1min 7secs
<7> how cool is that
<5> hrm
<5> !urban bsd
<8> Definition for bsd:
<8> bsd
<8> <p>BSD stands for berkeley software distribution (not berkely STANDARD...idioth).
<8> There was actually Unix Version 6, then it split into Version 7 and BSD became seperate. Modern BSD is based off of Original BSD 4.4 (4.4lite).</p>
<8>
<8> Example Usages:
<8> end_user obviously doesn't really know about BSD. It's too bad too, because BSD rules.
<8> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bsd
<5> pfft
<2> pfft?
<5> doesnt ork right, but it works never the less
<2> how does it not work right?
<2> you have to strip the html out, plus extra spaces and newlines
<2> and convert the entities
<5> it added the word as the first line in the definition, but i just got rid of that. and then the plank line after the trailing </p> which imma try and fix now.
<2> again, you have to do stripping
<5> yea
<2> i just gave you the regex to pull the data
<2> you have to clean it up
<2> some of the defs have a crapload of html
<2> plus entities too
<2> !urban douchebag
<8> Definition for douchebag:
<8> <p>n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"
<8> 1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
<8> 2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.</p>
<8>
<8> Example Usages:
<8> 1. A vaginal cleansing is simply incomplete without a proper douchebag.
<8> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag
<5> well, i got the paragraph **** out. but the new line and tabs are pissing me off. \r\n didnt work, and neither did \t (but im not sure if that's tab or not anyways)
<5> i think it's tabs
<5> !urban boobs
<5> i dunno wtf it is
<8> Definition for boobs:
<8> things that guys like to play with
<8>
<8> Example Usages:
<8> excuse me, can I touch your boobs?
<8> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boobs
<9> @php print substr(":.vme", 1)
<0> Result: .vme
<0> im so sorry, i dont kno wut got into me, i just wuz so bored... i made a mistake, and it has just wasted my time and taken me away from my friends... i can believe i actually read some of this stupid site
<10> @confess
<0> i hate boys who are too lazy to ****. - i hate girls who are too lazy to swallow
<10> ha ha
<11> anyone knows how to write php scripts to make mysql databases?
<12> yes
<11> hmm
<11> ok
<11> well i have having some problems..
<11> http://pastebin.com/655602
<13> guys, how can i send the PHP Warning: la bla bla to someplace else than stdout?
<12> ultimated: what's the problem?
<11> umm error
<12> no way
<11> is: ummm hold on
<11> Warning: mysql_query(): A link to the server could not be established in /var/www/create_db.php on line 47
<11> Access denied for user: 'www-data@localhost' (Using p***word: NO)
<13> i need to avoid that the output error message "ftp_chdir(" is not echoed if the function does not success.. anyone knows how i can play with stderr/stdout for this?
<12> opusensemble: how about just checking if ftp_chdir exists before using it?
<11> MyNickIsASentenceToo any idea?
<13> MyNickIsASentenceToo: i couldn't find any function that checks the existence of a ftp directory
<12> or you can just prepend it with @
<14> is GRANT ALL how you "create" users?
<11> yes
<14> and if so, do note that you're not (supposedly or necessarily) connecting to the same mysql instance
<11> same?
<11> sorry didn't catch that part?
<14> ***uming your account creation is correct, which i can't verify,but it seems like a crappy implementation if it is... then you're creating the user on localhost but trying to connect using the account to 216.219.93.161
<13> MyNickIsASentenceToo: what dows the "prepend" : @ do?
<12> huh?
<13> *does
<15> Hola, alguien que hable espaol y me pueda ayudar??
<12> it suppresses warnings/errors
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