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<0> @confess
<1> i masterbate everyday after school
<2> damn, me too.
<2> how ironic.
<3> that is not ironic
<3> @gdefine ironic
<1> Definition for: ironic
<1> 1. A mode of literature in which the characters exhibit a power of action inferior to the one ***umed to be normal in the reader or audience, or in which the poet's attitude is one of detached objectivity.
<1> Source: http://www.sil.org/~radneyr/humanities/litcrit/gloss.htm
<2> what a coincidince?
<3> better
<2> ****in dr. phil over here and his hooked on fonics books.
<3> google's definitions are just random some times
<3> phonics bitch!
<2> :D
<3> i'm tired



<2> as am i
<3> i don't want to stay here anymore
<2> hey
<2> did you ever fix his udefine regex to go with the new changes?
<3> maybe i'll do that right now
<3> then i'll go home
<2> hook it up when your finished
<2> cause i cant get it right for ****
<3> man, they ****ed their **** up
<2> uh huh
<3> crap
<2> pain in the *** isnt it
<2> i been trying for a week
<3> a week
<3> man
<3> @udefine boobs
<1> Matched
<1> Definition for boobs:
<1> things that guys like to play with
<1> Example usage: excuse me, can I touch your boobs?
<1> Author: D-nutz
<1> No definition found for: boobs
<2> heh
<4> @udefine buttplug
<1> Definition for Buttplug:
<1> A rubber instrument inserted into ones ructum
<1> Example usage: I can't sit down because i have a buttplug up my arse
<1> Author: Nic
<4> @udefine dirty sanchez
<1> Definition for Dirty Sanchez:
<1> You guys are wrong, its when a man and a woman engage in anal ***, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.
<1> Example usage: After having anal ***, the man gave the woman a dirty sanchez.
<1> Author: H. Carl
<4> @udefine smegma
<1> Definition for smegma:
<1> Buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis
<1> Example usage: yuck...check out all the Smegma underneath my foreskin...DUUUUUUUUUDE!
<1> Author: Zojase
<3> some of the bigger ones are still ****ed though
<4> hehe
<4> @udefine autoeroticasphyxiation
<1> I failed. Couldn't determine the proper match.
<4> hrm
<3> see
<4> I must have spelled it wrong.
<0> @confess
<1> I actually like someone that's younger than me. And we're best friends before. I actually want to say that I like him, but I just couldn't. It just felt so hard on the heart when you can't took it off. I want to be brave.
<3> @udefine someuknowndefinition
<4> @udefine autoerotic asphyxiation
<4> @udefine autoeroticasphyxiation
<1> I failed. Couldn't determine the proper match.
<4> hehe
<1> Definition for autoerotic asphyxiation:
<1> cutting off the air supply during *** or orgasm, can be fatal if not careful
<1> Example usage: fun to feel so high from ***
<1> Author: bettie
<1> I failed. Couldn't determine the proper match.
<4> oh there we go
<3> hrm
<0> FAILURE!!!



<4> @udefine autoerotic asphyxiation
<1> Definition for autoerotic asphyxiation:
<1> cutting off the air supply during *** or orgasm, can be fatal if not careful
<1> Example usage: fun to feel so high from ***
<1> Author: bettie
<4> neat
<4> it works ! see
<0> god, i want to stab people who make example usages WITHOUT THE WORD
<4> hahaha
<4> Example usage: Hi.
<4> haha
<4> Definition for douchebag:
<4> a person who doesn't use the word they've defined in their examples
<4> Example usage: I think its funny when people don't do it.
<3> @udefine douchebag
<1> Definition for douchebag:
<1> n. fr. &quot;douche&quot;, fr. French, fr. Italian &quot;doccia&quot;|
<1> 1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.|
<1> 2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.
<1> Example usage: 1. A vaginal cleansing is simply incomplete without a proper douchebag.|
<1> 2. Only a douchebag would consider accounting a tough cl***.
<1> Author: lLamaD
<3> heh
<4> you missed my funny point.
<4> :)
<3> mod_spox: rescan
<1> okies!
<3> @udefine douchebag
<1> Definition for douchebag:
<1> n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"
<1> 1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
<1> 2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.
<1> Example usage: 1. A vaginal cleansing is simply incomplete without a proper douchebag.|
<1> 2. Only a douchebag would consider accounting a tough cl***.
<1> Author: lLamaD
<5> I am forever.
<5> this is stupid
<5> veritynet's servers got rebooted, psybnc died :P
<3> @udefine douchebag
<1> Definition for douchebag:
<1> n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"
<1> 1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
<1> 2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.
<1> Example usage: A vaginal cleansing is simply incomplete without a proper douchebag.
<1> Author: lLamaD
<3> that's a bit better
<6> sup spox
<3> howdy
<6> ****.
<6> early day :(
<7> hi, just installed php on my laptop.... phpinfo(); works fine but it wont insert into the mysql database... won't return mysql_error(); or anything... any ideas?
<4> did you install the mysql extension?
<7> how do i do that?
<7> i thought it was defaulted?
<3> and we are golden
<4> nope, not as of 5.0
<3> @udefine ****
<1> Definition for ****:
<1> 1.The male genitals 2.An abrasive man 3.Short-form for "Richard"
<1> Example usage: I loved the feel of his **** inside me
<4> and you read the manual. :)
<3> :-D
<4> it explains it in detail
<3> @udefine mysql
<1> Definition for MySQL:
<1> The world's most popular open source database system. Available free from www.mysql.com and distributed under the GNU GPL license, MySQL powers more websites and software applications than any other open source database system. Commonly used in combination with wordPHP for websites.
<1> Example usage: Our website uses PHP and MySQL for the backend.
<4> haha
<4> damn it doesn't say anything cruel
<4> like it should.
<3> @udefine lamp
<1> Definition for LAMP:


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