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<0> You can break
<0> ne'er mind
<1> it's "if ($something < 100 && $something > 90 ) " Right?
<1> the && checks for both to be true, right?
<0> correct
<0> ssuming you want a number between 90 and 100
<1> right
<1> it's not ($something < 100 && > 90) though, right?
<0> correct
<0> its (statement && statement)
<0> if they both return true, then return true
<0> else return false
<2> does it always evaluate both? e.g. if the first fails would it just ignore the rest of the condition?
<1> that would be ||
<1> which is or
<0> Boredboy, I'm not sure of php's internal mechanics but you'd think so



<0> no Technobabble he's asking something entirely different
<0> let me explain
<2> well, if the first condition fails, then both cannot be true. so why evaluate the second one. unnecessary processing
<1> oh yeah, i see
<1> i would ***ume so, if the first one is false there's no way the statement could be true
<0> if(statement1 && statement2) {do->stuff();}
<0> if statement1 is false, no matter what statement2 is its gunna die
<1> so there would be no need for it to eval the 2nd
<0> exactly
<0> if there was a OR there, then if EITHER were true then return true
<0> example
<1> right
<1> that's what i was using, and i was getting funky results
<0> if($girl->haspulse && $girl->hasvagina) {$****->trollboy} elseif ($girl->haspulse || $girl->hasvagina) { $****->technobabble }
<1> lol
<1> no way, dude
<1> you're WAY more likely to **** a dead chick than i am
<0> depends on the smell
<3> oh god
<3> pseudocode for ***
<0> c:
<0> \n:
<0> ###
<0> kanis, just to warn you, I'm planning an object with an exceptions table for homo-necro-bestial-anal butt***
<2> anybody here ever install APC with php? Just wondering if it really makes a difference to script execution time
<4> i dont even know whats apc
<4> ;p
<4> hai tb
<4> ;p
<5> morning
<6> bah
<6> its early
<5> very
<6> i get to drink my coffee, piss, then go finish inventory
<5> yay for inventory
<6> pffft
<5> i get to sit here and drink koolaid and wait until i have to piss then drive 45 minutes so i can piss in a cup
<6> haha
<5> yeah yeah
<6> aight, im outta here
<5> later
<7> hallo, i'm new here
<4> we all are.
<7> what php here?
<7> hiii...
<4> what do you want :(
<7> what the php term here?
<7> i wonder if php like programming html language^_^
<4> no
<4> html is not even a programming language
<4> www.php.net/tut
<7> why there is no talking bout php here...
<7> it's rather quiet
<4> please don't message me.
<8> who messaged you
<4> sommme:
<4> :(
<4> he asked for ***.
<8> SICK!!!!
<5> so give him some
<5> what are you homophobic?



<5> ;]
<4> i am
<4> :o
<4> at least better than some homo-necro-beastic-anal butt*** of tb
<4> :o
<5> this is true
<9> good morning
<4> hullo spoxxie
<5> aloha spox
<5> tyty
<5> sup?
<9> ****ing sick of being at work
<9> this is day 15
<9> and the shortest day has been 12.5 hours
<9> :/
<5> don't like the new office eh?
<9> man
<9> everything got ****ed up moving
<9> bunch of problems with the wiring, the people that installed the cubes, the t1s
<9> took a ****ing week just to get us hobbling along
<9> things are finally starting to get on track now
<5> tht's how usuall goes
<5> brb, gotta fill out eh schedul
<4> meanie spox
<4> ;P
<9> ?
<4> nadda. hehhee
<5> alright well, i guess i'm going to report.
<5> bbl
<9> have fun :P
<10> maybe i should go to work
<10> i'd probably never be late if i didn't get on my computer in the morning
<11> anyone familiar with phpadsnew? i've got it all setup fine, but when i try to link banners to a zone, it doesn't seem to find any available banners to link that i've made...
<9> please see the topic
<11> fine, i just figured someone might have had the same experience and would be willing to lend a hand
<12> try asking the script's author
<11> i've been through their manuals and all that... posting on the forum, but usually that doesn't go so quickly
<13> !
<13> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5RDHSIL8o
<9> @confess
<14> [204002] i think my dog is going to die and that she is only holding on long enough for me to see her again. hang in there cleo, only a month until im home again
<9> :/
<15> isn't there a way to filter out all the crappy emo confessions?
<9> TacoTrailer: kinda, you can filter for things
<16> @confess filter mesnt
<14> No confessions matched given filter.
<9> but it's not an easy thing to create a default filter
<16> @confess filter menst
<14> [55908] Any time I start my period, I always like to taste my own menstrual Blood, especially those big clots of it that come out.
<16> spox: are you still leaching more of these or are they the same ones as before?
<9> wow
<9> @confess count
<14> Current number of confessions stored: 253136
<9> there's lots
<9> it isn't picking them up as fast anymore
<16> but only so many about menstruation :(
<9> since lots of them are dupicates now
<16> ah
<9> it just grabs the random page
<9> pulls the confession and md5s it
<9> to keep them all unique in the db
<17> greetings folks
<9> howdy
<17> i want to test if a checkbox is checked or unchecked
<9> if(isset($_POST['checkboxname'])){ /* is checked */ } else { /* is not checked */ }
<17> $check=$_post('checkbox_name') gives me an error msg
<16> heh.
<17> well thanks a lot
<16> wow
<9> i would imagine it does
<17> ill try it later
<17> dont have php installed in ths machine


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