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<0> yup
<0> even when I do an item search, it claims no items were returned, but if I print out the xml there are plenty of items
<0> so it is clear that it is not reading the xml properly with domxml
<1> god i ****
<2> i'm making a query and ordering by a number... but it's making a string sort, not a numerical sort... how can i enforce a numerical sort?
<3> i don't believe you can numerically sort a non-number row
<2> ****
<2> a'right...
<3> i could be wrong, though.. it never occured to me to try
<2> anyway, how can i enforce a numerical sort?
<3> you can do it in php
<4> i really need to better my xml knowledge
<4> okay all of a sudden i feel like working
<0> Warning: domdocument::domdocument() expects parameter 2 to be long, string given in C:\CartridgeSupplies\ebay\functions\GetSearchResults.php on line 59
<0> $responseDoc = new DOMDocument('1.0', 'iso-8859-1');
<0> what the hell?
<4> ebay ???
<0> is my input really too short.... how do I make it longer?
<3> long != string
<4> are you kidding
<3> wow.
<0> lol
<0> I am kidding relax
<4> another one of those people trying to mimick ebay? for phishing?
<0> but seriously, that is what it said to put in the manual
<0> no, I am trying to make it easier to sell on ebay
<4> an api ?
<1> you little phisher
<4> oh yeah.. a friend of mine loaded winxp today
<1> i'm sorry to hear that
<0> lol
<4> with original copy and all... MS denied activation.. so he gave a call.. and the phone support guy said he wont help cause he didnt buy the copy with the machine.. (OEM)
<4> i was like WTF? just tell him you did
<1> that's such bull****
<4> yeah
<1> tell him to just crack it
<1> he has a license
<1> it's legal
<4> he was this close.. hes like get me the damn crack.. **** them.. if they come here.. i will abuse them and throw them out for wasting my time
<4> i was like relax.. i called them up.. got this sweet chick on the line.. spoke to her nicely.. and done..
<4> i wonder if shes cute.. shoulda asked her
<1> oh dude, he talked to a guy?
<4> yeah.. call center..
<1> you NEVER talk to a person of the same ***
<1> ever
<1> if i call and there's not a HUGE hold time
<4> best part.. he makes a long distance call. i made a told free call
<1> i'll hang up until i get a chick
<4> err.. toll free
<4> she couldnt say s or c correctly.. was kinda cute
<4> hehe
<4> i was like "what?" "huh?" "say that again"
<1> lol, was she 8 or something?
<1> wtf
<4> nah.. i think she got braces or something.. or accent
<4> call landed in singapore from what i could get
<4> shes like can you please fill up the response card. i was like sure sweety.. gave her an average 8-9
<4> okay who wants to call me? im trying a new number
<5> where do you live?
<4> india
<4> one sec
<5> heh. long distance
<6> is anyone in here?
<3> no
<6> ...
<6> :|
<6> XD
<7> ...
<6> I know this is possible, im just not sure of how to do it
<6> Im making an MMORPG game, and to make the game more fair, i decided i want to space out the number of times that a user can click on something.
<6> what i want to know is how do i make it so that when a user clicks on a link, they have to wait 2 minutes before they can click it again
<6> anyone know how
<6> ?
<7> sparkeh: you can store a timestamp of the last legitimate click a user made in a database
<7> each click they submit, you measure whether it's been enough time since the last one
<7> if not, you send them an error page and tell them to try again
<7> if so, you allow whatever was going to happen
<6> cool, im a n00b at this, been doing PHP for 5 days, but i pick stuff up quite quickly
<6> you know of a tut or anything that shows how to use time stamps?
<3> it's not obvious?
<6> i wouldnt have a clue, i've been doing PHP for 5 days, -_-
<2> sparkeh: RTFM
<1> http://lads.myspace.com/06_07/MS-60705-34-TIME-CK/ad_v1_430x600.jpg
<2> SFW?
<6> RTFM, what f888ing manual :|
<8> www.php.net?
<3> php & mysql
<6> lol
<2> what have you been doing the last 5 days?
<2> installing php?
<1> trial and error
<1> <php hello >
<1> didn't work....
<2> 'cause if you haven't visited the manual, i guess that you could as well go to xbox live and play halo...
<6> nope, making a small RPG kind of ame, using mySQL databases, and i've just implemented sessions
<2> will get the same insight
<7> sparkeh: php and mysql both have excellent online and downloadable manuals
<7> and a billion tutorials
<2> BILLIONS
<7> do lots of reading and lots of test pages
<7> and feel free to ask *specific questions* in here
<6> i just thought i'd come here first and see if there are any people willing to share knowledge, but i guess you get some arrogant people who think they are better than others because they dont have to ask questions anymore, except pizza_milkshake, thanks for your help
<2> read the manual for the timestamps
<2> is not that hard
<0> if I have to p*** something long into a function, how can I do so, the manual says to do it like this: new DOMDocument('1.0', 'iso-8859-1');
<0> but it no work
<0> says it requires long variable
<6> whoever said it was hard? nobody did, just you had to jump in and get like you did, why didnt you just say something like, hey sparkeh, try www.xyz.com, they have tutorials for that sort of stuff
<6> but no, people have to be like that, =/
<3> well, if you ask specific questions about something, we can answer them. if you ask where to find tutorials, i can point you to google. i never used tutorials.. certainly not in the past few years, so god knows where to find decent ones.
<6> fine, that would have been an acceptable response, not RTFM!, how the hell is that constructive
<0> evulish: how do I p*** long variable to function
<9> hi
<9> need help
<9> i can't akses mysql more than 30 second
<1> then you're doing somethign wrong
<9> where i suppose to confiugure it
<1> this isn't a mysql chan
<6> lol
<1> you freakin annoying *** indo/phil
<8> try #mysql
<9> but i use php to acess mysql
<1> lol
<6> haha, lol
<7> you guys are rude
<1> yeah
<1> i'm in a rude mood today
<10> it's far more fun to berate people than to help them
<5> i could use some berating
<6> but think about it this way, one day, you will need help with someone, and that person might just tell you to **** of
<6> sorry for swearing, if it's not allowed
<9> yeah is corect
<10> lots of times i don't get help
<9> i call it karma
<10> so i help myself
<7> sparkeh: cursing is encouraged here.
<1> sparkeh++
<5> this thing is giving me a headache. and i finally figured out the p*** to my router! yay. http://65.27.150.224/dharma/index.php
<6> ah right, better be on the safe side, lol
<6> usually is root root, or admin admin
<2> LOL
<6> :Z
<5> if you click register, it's supposed to make the login button disapear, and ***ume the submit form. in iE, the login button doesn't go away cuse it's a communist ****
<5> sparkeh: my p***es are MUCH more ocmplex than that
<6> rofl
<5> it's a 14 character randomly generated string (since I often have my router open to connections outside of the lan)
<1> Stoned4Life, you deserve to be stoned for how ugly that website is
<6> 0_o
<1> don't msg me you ****face!
<5> lol
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