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<0> I've a dedicated Windows Media Center PC
<0> I've a SmartPhone
<0> I'm considering a Zune
<0> now
<0> here's the thing
<0> I also love my mac
<0> and
<0> I can switch the entire thing
<1> lol
<0> mac + Mac Media Center + iPhone
<1> why the christ would you want a zune?
<0> because that would complete the who MS Home Entertainment System
<0> I'm missing but one component
<0> the zune
<0> then I am as god
<0> well



<2> no beyondtv?
<1> lol
<1> cox discovered text messaging
<0> a zune, and another tuner card with ir blaster to talk to the digital satellite
<3> fedt discovered a***ual pornography
<0> poutine, no
<0> Media Center
<0> it automagically works with everything else
<4> are there any adult web masters here?
<0> Sure Russia_tomsk
<0> what's up
<1> no, just five year old webmasters here
<0> which is an adult in some countries
<4> comcor if you dont understand thats mean adult web master, you is stupid web - programmer
<0> yeah you is
<0> so anyway
<0> what can we do you for
<1> Oh yeah, well I bet where you live, Web Masters You!
<1> <groan>
<0> OH SNAP!
<3> people still use the term 'Web Master?'
<3> that's so 1998
<4> for this job used adult web master
<0> anyway
<0> what can we do for you Russia_tomsk?
<0> Want me to MSG you?
<5> feed him chinese food?
<0> yes that's it
<0> ***
<3> adult web master is someone who...manages pr0n sites?
<4> trollboy i think = nothing
<5> it's someone who pwns the entire adult web
<0> fedt, correct
<4> fedt yes
<0> Not pWn4g3?
<5> y35!
<0> d1z4m
<4> ok good bye
<5> 73h 54m3
<5> yay
<0> damnit
<0> you idiots
<0> what part of free porn do you not get?
<0> he asks for help
<0> you get a user/p***
<0> wget
<3> russian porn?
<5> nekkid goats
<3> they like *********e with manuer and ****
<0> who knows
<3> i dunno how to spell that
<0> manure
<0> trust the midwesterner
<0> ne'er mind
<0> he's looking for work himself
<3> vanilla vodka < rasberry vodka
<3> bleh
<1> yay, mash reruns
<3> it's on every weeknight here



<3> lol remember that time i was emo in here?
<6> ahaha
<6> i love totalfark
<3> totalfark No such nick/channel
<0> fedt, you sure you're not still emo
<0> because you're dumber than a bag of cat****
<3> :[
<3> oh boi
<3> i hope i p*** out soon
<3> poor fink :[
<3> (12:45:16 AM) Fink: i haven't rebooted since 2006!
<3> lol
<3> HAI BOBBY
<7> hmm
<3> mmh
<7> just wonder where i can get php-nuke support
<3> /topic #php
<7> i know that
<7> thats why im not asking now:P
<3> grood
<7> anyways thanks
<3> yw
<8> Anyone know of any good tool to try out regular expressions? I use visual-regexp but the regular expression is not seen the same way there and in php ( neither ereg nor preg ). The Regexp Coach is great but doesn't run on Linux as far as I know. Suggestions?
<6> download an older version of regex coach
<8> evulish: I will
<8> evulish - run problems
<8> damn
<8> just get: libXm.so.2: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory Is there no other programs out there?
<9> motin: http://www.freshmeat.net
<9> search for regex
<9> there is some java thing
<8> follower: sounds great! thanks
<8> follower: JRegexpTester - looks very nice ;)
<3> h jlk ljjhj,hj,lljj,h
<3> yay
<10> hi all
<10> is it possible to create a popup with a link in it that when clicked closes the window and the parent widow is redirected to another link
<11> that's probably JS
<11> ask in there
<3> si, si, javascript
<3> @popup
<3> fail!
<3> lcoker
<3> locker
<10> hmm
<10> guys thanx have got the script to work just asking in php b'cos most php guys know JS due to AJAX infux :D
<3> ajax...lame?
<10> lame!!!
<10> its kool man
<3> nope
<10> why do you think so fedt?
<12> hi :)
<13> hi..
<13> i got alittle Q.. when i run a simple "open dir" in my apache serer, it works and when i upload the file to the webserver host it doesnt.. i use : opendir("pics/nature/") as path.. but it wouldnt open the directory.
<10> open dir
<10> you mean creating that dir
<10> or accessing files within that dir
<10> ?
<14> help me
<3> @translate fr|en cinq
<15> Translation: five
<3> oh
<3> duh
<16> **** it's cold
<1> 37F here
<16> 24 here
<16> :/
<1> ****age
<16> mostly, i just don't want to pay the extra to heat my house
<1> tell me about it
<1> ****ing PG&E
<16> we have gas heat, and we are using a crap load less this year and still paying more


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