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<0> np
<0> as you can see I'm spreading cheer and sunshine as well as planning to cross national borders with poutine
<0> there
<0> better
<1> somehow I don't see poutine spreading anything but pestilence
<2> I'm a very polite well behaved man who only looks at the positive qualities of life, it becomes more apparent when you get to know me
<0> comcor, he's got a point
<0> he's that quiet kid in cl*** that shoots everyone
<0> he just vents it on irc instead
<0> we only see the side of him that would be mowing down the LaCross team with Uzial's little gun
<3> hello , is this correct?3 lines only :)
<3> $conn = mysql_connect("localhost","root");
<3> mysql_select_db("maindb",$conn);
<3> $sql = "SELECT * from angel1 where name = "testfield" ";
<4> well, as far as the php goes
<4> you need to esacpe you double quote, or use single quotes



<1> trollboy: I don't buy it
<4> $sql = 'SELECT * from angel1 where name = "testfield" ';
<3> ok , thnx
<3> and now
<5> no
<4> it's always nice to see people connecting to their database as root too
<3> i need something else oo
<4> just gives you that nice warm feeling
<3> ehm... very funny :)
<3> one more thing please
<3> how can i see the result on result.html???
<5> #%@$#%
<4> @mysql_fetch_result!
<6> Failed to find definition for mysql_fetch_result!
<4> @mysql_fetch_array!
<6> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<6> array mysql_fetch_array ( resource result [, int result_type] )
<6> Fetch a result row as an ***ociative array, a numeric array, or both
<6> http://www.php.net/mysql-fetch-array
<3> i need this in php script
<4> yeah, and you need to read the manual, to know how to do it
<5> looks like you better learn php then
<4> to put it in your php script
<5> w3rd zen
<3> i d like some help
<7> yo
<4> Ishmael: learn to help yourself
<5> Ishmael: there are tons of examples on php.net
<3> ok
<4> the manual has very detailed information
<5> zen, you wanna try and help me with something?
<5> http://rafb.net/paste/results/T6Jcal94.html
<3> i think i must use mysql_query()
<7> so you wanna do a left join of gps_info to wireless_networks
<5> mmm, dunno
<5> im not so good with the joins
<5> davidfetter figured it out
<5> hes uh, pretty good with the postgres
<7> yeah
<5> i think i still dont understand this group by thing, but ill figure it out when i get home tonight
<8> damnit.. i hate iTunes. whenver it's open, my pc won't go into hibernation/standby
<8> forgot to plug in my laptop before i left this morning, batter went straight to ****
<8> i wanna go downstairs, and if i unplug and make a run for it, i don't think i'll make it to plug it in again.
<9> man, that ****s
<10> wey hey.. success
<11> hey hey
<8> ho ho
<11> whattup hoe
<8> nothin
<8> just getting raped by my cat
<11> interesting
<8> yeah
<8> i'm laying in bed.. between me and the laptop is my cat..
<8> and she's got one paw on an my arm, and isn't afraid to dig her claws in it to keep it that way
<11> !addquote <11> whattup hoe | <8> just getting raped by my cat
<8> ***
<11> !part
<11> :D
<8> lol



<3> you were right , i did it myself and i learned something new ;)
<3> but be more patient with younger people
<11> **** that
<3> ...
<9> wow, brain fart
<9> i can't remember the name of my compiler
<9> oh yeah, cl
<9> wp = ptr2 + (new - old); wp/ptr2 are void *, new and old are size_t
<9> in theory that should work, no
<9> oh, duh, can't do pointer math on void pointers
<9> silly jedzilla
<9> wait, yes you can
<12> hi, altough this is a javascript question... does anyone knows if javascript supports sockets?
<13> Hi , i want ot make a page that move to another page fast .... he just check some data and jump to another page ??? how do i do that ?
<12> tolyberger headers()
<2> angela_miami, **** off
<13> that php or html ?
<13> php ....
<12> ?
<2> it's part of the http protocol
<13> how do i use it ?
<2> this is #php
<2> not #http
<12> so? can't you handle 2 technologies at the same time or what? you need to go insulting people like that?
<11> !php penis_flood(rand(1,10));
<11> eh
<2> login?
<11> yea
<14> header("Location: http://your****site.com";)
<11> /msg Mudportal phpident jordan
<11> pfft
<11> bastard
<2> dumb***
<2> !delphp ansimation
<2> !addphp ansimation
<13> o.k ty
<2> wow, 2 with one stone
<8> !php echo "hi";
<11> heh
<11> !php penis_flood(rand(1,10));
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<8> *tear*
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<14> haha
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<16> if i have a list of values and know the amount of values in the list what equation can i use to make sure that no one item in the list is over 11 numbers long
<8> lol.. ansimation
<14> !php confeti
<14> :(
<11> perhaps i should have done 1,5
<2> it will only output 5 lines max
<11> i know
<8> @strlen()
<6> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<2> I normally do 3
<6> int strlen ( string string )
<6> Get string length
<6> http://www.php.net/strlen()
<11> i really was hoping it wouldn't hit 10
<11> heh
<2> because it's in between 5 and 0
<16> are you talking to me
<2> !php penis_flood(5);
<11> no.
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<2> wow
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<2> it disobeyed me
<2> just lagged


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