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<0> right
<1> so my first optimization i thought of would be ****ing up all the + operators until you grab another character, then increment the byte by the total
<0> but > < change the byte
<1> seems like it'd be faster
<1> maybe same thing with >'s, grab all of them you can then add total to the pointer
<0> and inside [s could refer to different bytes depending on which p*** it's on]
<1> ah, true
<0> it was harder than I thought to make it at the time I made it, although I look back at it and see several mistakes
<1> so technically [ is an if
<1> that's pretty slick
<0> well it's a while( but a while( works like an if you if subtract the two from each other while doing it to get to 0
<0> it's been awhile, I forgot a lot about brain****
<1> yeah
<2> poutine!
<0> yes trollboy?
<2> nothing
<2> you're here
<2> in my latest insomniac binge, I noticed your absense more and more
<0> as usual... this is my time off, and I spend it chatting to various nicknames that appear on my screen
<2> I was worried that you developed some semblence of a life
<0> it has occurred, but I'm moving soon
<0> and I will be able to revert to my hermit ways
<0> I like them more than any sort of social life
<2> thank god
<2> As far as a social life goes, Gimme a fun bar to go break heads at, a girl to have *** with, and a few people who don't **** to talk to
<0> exactly, 99% of people just talk about the stupidest ****ing ****, my only friends are stoners because I need to smoke a lot of weed to get down to their "Farts are funny" level
<3> lol
<2> and the 1% that aren't talking about stupid ****, are talking about smart ****, however thier views are so different than yours, that you're compelled to plant a screwdriver in thier eye because they're obviously just smart enough to be dangerous
<0> If I wanted to know about the god damn weather I'd check weather.com, I wouldn't sit there and inefficiently talk about it in a questioning manner with someone for 5 minutes, "Is it supposed to rain today?", "I don't know, it looks overcast but I didn't see the paper today," "Yeah well it's been rainy lately hasn;t it?'
<1> or sports
<2> poutine, that's why I got the plugin for MCE
<2> no
<2> if I ever find myself wanting to discuss sports, I'd just hang myself
<0> does MCE do commercial sensing and skipping?
<2> if it does, I haven't found it
<2> the os is mildly confusing
<2> HIGHLY remote-centric
<2> HIGHLY
<0> most MC **** is
<3> speaking of sports
<0> I can't believe you bought a tv tuner that didn't come with one
<2> like I can't see some things using a mouse
<3> canada destroyed italy and russia at hocky.
<0> when do they play the US?
<3> soon i hope.
<0> didn't they lose last time?
<3> it will be good
<3> i think we won last night
<3> night is a time.
<0> no, I meant last olympics
<3> yeah last time
<3> that was the stoner olympics
<0> Dammit, I totally forgot this **** was going on
<0> I'm going to have a hell of a time getting across the border
<0> and my car may get vandalized
<3> your going to canada?
<0> yes, I'm booked at the omni 5 star hotel from the 17th to the 20th in beautiful smoggy downtown montreal
<3> nice
<0> trollboy is supposed to be coming with
<1> what are you guys going to?
<2> no, we discussed this
<2> trollboy, will pack and get ready for you never to come
<0> discussed what?
<0> I'm leaving the 16th at approx 8pm
<0> I will be p***ing your house at approx 10:30pm
<2> so you will arrive here around middennacht?
<0> whether you'll be coming or not is up to you
<0> no... it takes you 4 hours to get from cleveland to columbus
<2> ah there in lies the problem
<0> it takes me 2 hours and 30 minutes, with bad traffic
<2> I get off at middennacht
<2> see this is why I can drive with weed in the car and you can't
<0> I could do midnight
<2> I don't drive like I'm testing warp propulsion tech for nasa
<0> you only live life once
<2> exactly
<2> so I stop and smell the roses
<3> haha
<2> half the reason you have the issues you do is because you're wound up so tight
<0> you stop on the side of the highway and smell roses?
<2> sure
<0> **** that, I stop in mtl after EXACTLY 11 hours, and I stop and smell the hydro
<2> although I usually just *********e while driving
<1> *********ion while driving is choice
<0> I've done that
<0> but I was falling asleep
<2> ever wonder why I always shake your hand when I come to visit you?
<1> hah
<2> helps keep you awake
<2> yeah
<2> the adrenoline rush is better than coffee
<0> when people drive by and notice, I act like it's a stick shift
<2> oh I don't do it in traffic
<0> Ok, so 12 am
<0> we leave from your place
<0> which leaves the new driving time of 8 hours and 30 minutes
<0> can you handle 4 of them?
<2> ko
<2> I'll be bringing my laptop, celly and BT headset
<2> and possibly clothes
<0> Make sure your "Friends" live near a metro
<0> because I don't drive in mtl
<3> rench ****s are crazy
<0> their cars only last a year or two with the winters they have there anyways, so they drive them like there's no tommorow
<0> I've been in over 8 accidents up there with a pristine record down here
<2> damn
<2> that's silly
<0> it's a well known fact that montrealers can't drive
<2> Oh I know
<2> hell, you could tell me that they play 3 full chamber russian roulette on thier 13th birthdays and i'd buy it with those whacky ****s
<0> If we leave the 19 in the late evening, is that good?
<2> I have to be working @2
<4> http://dalphp.shoggoth.net/pastebin_view.php?720
<1> that doesn't strike me as php
<4> Technobabble wanted to see it
<1> oh
<2> it appears to be some sort of bad csv
<4> having the oddest of sorting issues
<1> with that, i bet
<4> why?
<2> its an abomination
<1> yeah, it's pure sin
<4> looks pretty simple..
<4> trade, typeoftool, price
<2> if csv is the sibling of xml, then this is thier incestious lovechild
<2> I can almost hear it saying "kill me... kill me..
<2> see jedzilla it has delimiters for fields, and linebreaks for each record like a csv
<2> but it inhereted xml's every tag has a label, lets not worry about columns
<1> haha, you're right
<1> i love how PRICE rides the data before it but TYPE OF TOOL does not
<2> that's formatting
<2> whitespace after trade
<1> and the different casing styles for the tags, too
<1> ah, good point
<2> whereas type is clearly an emum of some sort
<2> the casing style, for the sake of sanity indicates in stock or out of stock
<4> its not production..
<2> I know chuck
<2> you know how I know?
<2> You're still employed
<5> g'afternoon
<2> hello comcor
<1> i wonder if writing this brain**** interpreter would help me land a job
<1> i could just send it as a resume
<2> as you can see I'm spreading cheer and sunshine with poutine ]
<2> er
<2> np
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